Pretty much the worst thing ever. Totally, utterly NWS.

Seriously, I'm not kidding when I say that.

A really SICK story

Okay. This thing is basically unsporkable, but I'm gonna try. I can only quote tiny excerpts, though. You'll realize why when I say that I got it from the same collection as the last asstr fic I sporked.

"Why are you posting this up here?" you might ask, if it's unfunny and so NWS, so vile, that I can only post a very, very small amount from it because it violates the One Rule so much?

Well, the answer is simple: this fic truly, really lives up to the title of our predecessor, GAFF. It truly is completely, utterly, absolutely, GA.

Let's get on with the torture, shall we?

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The stupid old whore couldn't have been older than 19 maybe younger but she looked 45 already from all the crack she was hooked on.

How would you know her true age if she looks so old? Does she have a sign, a little nametag saying "Hi, I'm X years old!" Or does it say, "Too old for you, pedo!"

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She had just moved into the cheap hotel I was staying at and I drooled as I watched her quickly drag a car seat

You don't drag those.

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with a baby and a cute little cunt that looked about 15-18 months old tagging along beside her.

That's two babies, dumbass. One baby, two baby. And why are they both walking? How are they walking? I would think that infants that young can't really toddle on their feet for long periods of time. Well, most of them.

Then again, I don't know nothin' about babies. But I suspect I know a little more than this author.

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Grabbing a few items I knew I would need I went and hung out at the bar that was there in the old run down motel. It was a real nasty dive but a great hangout for the drug dealers and all the addicts.

It's Cheers - the Mirror Universe edition.

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It wasn't long before the old mom cunt came jonsing into the bar looking around.

How does one 'jonse' or 'jons'? Is it a funny walk from the Ministry of Funny Walks sketch?

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It was easy acting all nice and buying her a drink before asking her if she liked crack, after that I couldn't have drug her away.

Dragged. You fail-- wait, you just fail, in general.

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We quickly headed back to her room to my dicks quickly harding delight.

How many dicks does he have? o_0

Okay, here's where the story gets pretty much unsporkable, as well as unquotable, so I'll just describe it from here on out: our nameless main character gets the 19-year-old prostitute mother high with crack, tells her where she can get more in exchange for turning tricks (though he knows she'll get killed in the process, as he's sending her to some guys who are just as perverted as he is), and then he proceeds to humiliate the oldest girl by making her pee on her sister, and then craps on and rapes the youngest child, a 4-month-old. To death. Which is horribly, graphically described.

I honestly think this is one of the vilest things I've ever read, and for that, if for nothing else (it's not funny, at all), it fully deserves to be here.

P - Pred?

...is that you?

Christ, Malganis, where the hell are you finding this shit?!? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Sheba wrote:

Christ, Malganis, where the hell are you finding this shit?!? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Asstr.

Specifically, the 'Nepi Collection', a collection of stories featuring the rape and abuse of babies and toddlers, since a nepiophile is one who is sexually attracted to children in that age-range.

Thank FSM the joke about Mirror Universe Cheers made me laugh, otherwise I'd probably be slitting my wrists now.

Gyah

Jesus

I really can't think of anything to say beyond those two words right now.

This must be illegal.

Can't we report this scumbag somewhere? Or the entire website? I mean, snuff turns me off so much it makes me sneer, and there are loads of disgusting rape stories that make me question the human race...but this is...how can you write this?

Also, if your website can be closed down because you display a harmless little .gif of a burning American flag, surely writers of this kind of shit can be prosecuted somehow.

Eew.

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She blurted out through the crack high that she usually was
a prostitute but had just moved here and didn't know the area.

Protip: card in phonebox. Sheesh, it's like she doesn't want a job.

I gave up at the shitting scene, and decided to count how many times the author used the word "cunt" instead. "Cunt" 33 times, "babycunt" (shudder) 4.

kleine_kat wrote:

This must be illegal.

Can't we report this scumbag somewhere? Or the entire website? I mean, snuff turns me off so much it makes me sneer, and there are loads of disgusting rape stories that make me question the human race...but this is...how can you write this? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Also, if your website can be closed down because you display a harmless little .gif of a burning American flag, surely writers of this kind of shit can be prosecuted somehow.

Eew.

THIS.
Seriously this shit can't be legal.

Who do we report it to?

kleine_kat wrote:

your website can be closed down because you display a harmless little .gif of a burning American flag

Wait, seriously? Goddamn, that's ridiculous.

Lady Anne wrote:

Who do we report it to?

How about here, here or here?

Edit: Oh god, I just read that. I was D:ing IRL the whole time. How could someone even... think that that was even remotely sexy? I mean... god...

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Inb4 someone probably Mikey or Psy, posts :viley: .

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If you are under the age of twenty-one years or are offended by such materials, you are not authorized to download any materials from ASSTR and any and all such downloading shall constitute intentional infringement of the copyright owner's rights in such materials.

What does that mean, if you find illegal shit offensive and want to gather it as evidence for the police; tough shit, you're not authorised to?
I don't think that'll hold up in court.

What if you download it and then decide you're offended? Do you have to give it back?

Ok, I'm going to voice my heavily unpopular opinion on this to say that I A) don't think writing fictional stories, however graphic and vile, of kids in sexual situations is or should be illegal (because they're fictional; regardless of how bowel-churningly wrong it is, no one was actually hurt,) and B) considering the above, it really makes no sense to report them for it. If they aren't breaking any laws, what's there to report?

That said, this story is absolutely disgusting and I'm not condoning its contents in any way whatsoever. I'm just not a fan of censoring porn in which no one other than the creator and their imagination were involved in.

Bamshalam wrote:

Ok, I'm going to voice my heavily unpopular opinion on this to say that I A) don't think writing fictional stories, however graphic and vile, of kids in sexual situations is or should be illegal (because they're fictional; regardless of how bowel-churningly wrong it is, no one was actually hurt,) and B) considering the above, it really makes no sense to report them for it. If they aren't breaking any laws, what's there to report?

That said, this story is absolutely disgusting and I'm not condoning its contents in any way whatsoever. I'm just not a fan of censoring porn in which no one other than the creator and their imagination were involved in.

Oddly, I'm inclined to agree with Bam. We have no way of proving that whoever wrote this has ever actually done any of the stuff portrayed. They've obviously fantasized about it, but writing down a fantasy isn't the same as actual intent-if it were, most major fanfiction sites would've been closed down long ago for libel (and that's the least of their sins).

Having said that, I didn't even try to read the fic; just the description was enough to make me wanna puke. Even pedophiles hold what are referred to in the parlance as 'baby fuckers' in roughly the same esteem serial killers hold pedophiles. They're about as far down the food chain as you can get, and if Hell truly has nine levels, they need to dig a tenth for these sick fucks.

I don't dare click this, as I'm headed to bed and don't want to lie awake all night wondering what kind of sick fucking person could possibly be turned on by this shit. As some wise person once said, "What has seen cannot be unseen." So I'll spare my brain the horror and just bid you all good night.

Rabid Badger wrote:

Even pedophiles hold what are referred to in the parlance as 'baby fuckers' in roughly the same esteem serial killers hold pedophiles.

By 'baby fuckers', are you referring to the pedos who prefer babies/toddlers, or those pedos who kill their victims?

Also, I'd imagine that the 'regular' pedophiles would need another group of pedophile, the sort who geniunely doesn't care whether or not he kills/seriously injures his victim, or who enjoys the thought/act of doing so, to make themselves feel better about their own expressions of their pedophilia. The sense that, "Well, my sexual desire/preference may be condemned by society as a whole, but I care about kids, I'm helping them discover their sexuality, I would never hurt them like that baby fucker would/does/did."

Malganis wrote:

Rabid Badger wrote:

Even pedophiles hold what are referred to in the parlance as 'baby fuckers' in roughly the same esteem serial killers hold pedophiles.

By 'baby fuckers', are you referring to the pedos who prefer babies/toddlers, or those pedos who kill their victims?

I mean pedos that prefer babies/toddlers over older kids

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Also, I'd imagine that the 'regular' pedophiles would need another group of pedophile, the sort who geniunely doesn't care whether or not he kills/seriously injures his victim, or who enjoys the thought/act of doing so, to make themselves feel better about their own expressions of their pedophilia. The sense that, "Well, my sexual desire/preference may be condemned by society as a whole, but I care about kids, I'm helping them discover their sexuality, I would never hurt them like that baby fucker would/does/did."

Every strata of society has their pecking order. If someone can't find a person or group of people to view as being lower than themselves, they tend to create one just so they can feel superior. I've always had this idea that serial killers tend to look down on ordinary murderers, who kill someone in a moment of rage, or because they get caught doing something illegal. Because serial killers tend to plan their murders very meticulously-for them, killing people is a ritual, which they justify by pointing out that the people they kill are scum to begin with, and they're actually doing everyone a favor by getting rid of them. Just like ordinary pedophiles justify their behavior with 'I'm helping them discover their sexuality," oblivious to the fact that nine and ten year old kids don't HAVE any real sense of sexuality, beyond 'I'm a boy or I'm a girl.'

Rabid Badger wrote:

the fact that nine and ten year old kids don't HAVE any real sense of sexuality, beyond 'I'm a boy or I'm a girl.'

Um, my vivid childhood fantasies would beg to disagree there. I mean, adults touching kids sexually in any way is WRONG WRONG WRONG but I'm just sayin'.

Miss Prince wrote:

Rabid Badger wrote:

the fact that nine and ten year old kids don't HAVE any real sense of sexuality, beyond 'I'm a boy or I'm a girl.'

Um, my vivid childhood fantasies would beg to disagree there. I mean, adults touching kids sexually in any way is WRONG WRONG WRONG but I'm just sayin'.

Yeah, seconded.

Bamshalam wrote:

Miss Prince wrote:

Rabid Badger wrote:

the fact that nine and ten year old kids don't HAVE any real sense of sexuality, beyond 'I'm a boy or I'm a girl.'

Um, my vivid childhood fantasies would beg to disagree there. I mean, adults touching kids sexually in any way is WRONG WRONG WRONG but I'm just sayin'.

Yeah, seconded.

I don't recall having an sexual fantasies till I was around 12 or 13. Of course, my dad was a Pentecostal minister and I was raised pretty strictly, so that may've played a part in it.

I started at a weirdly young age (6) and then they tapered off until I hit nine or so. I dunno, I think that a lot of people start noticing themselves as sexual beings at younger ages than people are likely to expect. This doesn't mean they're in any position emotionally to do anything about it, though.

I have to agree as well on the free-speech issue. If it doesn't involve an actual child, it's not child porn (I believe the legal definition goes).

Rabid Badger wrote:

I've always had this idea that serial killers tend to look down on ordinary murderers, who kill someone in a moment of rage, or because they get caught doing something illegal. Because serial killers tend to plan their murders very meticulously-for them, killing people is a ritual, which they justify by pointing out that the people they kill are scum to begin with, and they're actually doing everyone a favor by getting rid of them.

Just to point out, not all serial killers are meticulously organized psychotic geniuses. Some are just rabid predators who kill on impulse and don't get caught because they prey on vulnerable people or something similar.

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God, I remember the days when we'd just be like LOLOLOL CHILD PORN FUCK THIS IS BADLY WRITTEN. Now we're seriously talking about reporting it? I know it's bad and wrong, but when did we become the Internet Police?