Worst First Date Ever.

Police: Detroit man stole woman's car on 1st date

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Police say 23-year-old Terrance Dejuan McCoy had dinner with a woman April 24 at Buffalo Wild Wings in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale. The woman says the two met a week earlier at a Detroit casino and she knew McCoy only as "Chris."

The woman told police that McCoy said he left his wallet in her car and asked for keys. He then sped away in the 2000 Chevrolet Impala.

The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak reports that police identified McCoy by a photo he'd sent to the woman's cell phone, and his phone number.

McCoy is charged with unlawfully taking the car, a five-year felony. He waived a preliminary exam and was bound over for trial Thursday.

She must have a really nice car, if he' went as far as to go a date with the woman to steal it. I say that because the alternative - he committed Grand Theft Auto just to Dine-And-Dash - is just too stupid to contemplate. (And I work for the police - I know from stupid)

It's a 2000 Impala, though. Unless she has a custom paint-job or every single option available, then it can't be that nice.

KelinciHutan wrote:

It's a 2000 Impala, though. Unless she has a custom paint-job or every single option available, then it can't be that nice.

I have a 2006 Impala--they all look the same. Really. They're like everywhere on the road. :-/

Maximilia wrote:

KelinciHutan wrote:

It's a 2000 Impala, though. Unless she has a custom paint-job or every single option available, then it can't be that nice.

I have a 2006 Impala--they all look the same. Really. They're like everywhere on the road. :-/

Maybe that's why he took it--anonymity. Though if you really don't want to get caught stealing, it's best if you don't steal from someone from whom you've just borrowed the keys.

How horrible! I'll be sure to keep my car keys on my person at all times if I ever go on a date.

Ugh, me too... I should remember to lock all my doors and roll up my windows too...

If you want to steal a good Impala, steal a '67. Those are classic.

I hope she doesn't agree to a second date.

karmyn31 wrote:

If you want to steal a good Impala, steal a '67. Those are classic.

Hmm, intriguing. Tell me, do all '67 Impalas come standard with one Dean Winchester?

karmyn31 wrote:

If you want to steal a good Impala, steal a '67. Those are classic.

I hope she doesn't agree to a second date.

What could he possibly do to top the first one?

Aggie wrote:

karmyn31 wrote:

If you want to steal a good Impala, steal a '67. Those are classic.

I hope she doesn't agree to a second date.

What could he possibly do to top the first one?

Shooting rampage?

Steal her clothes?

Steal her clothes then go on a shooting rampage disguised as her.

And leaving her ID behind so she takes the fall?

Not that anything of the kind ever happened to me. Nosirree.

Lapin wrote:

karmyn31 wrote:

If you want to steal a good Impala, steal a '67. Those are classic.

Hmm, intriguing. Tell me, do all '67 Impalas come standard with one Dean Winchester?

I wish.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Steal her clothes then go on a shooting rampage disguised as her.

It's starting to sound like an Ed Wood movie.