Son Conspires with Friend to Kill Parents, normal. Furries, videogames, and sexual mutilation? Now we're talking.

The article.

Let's start with the basics.

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A man plotted to kill his adoptive parents with the help of a friend he met on the internet, a court has heard.



Christopher
Monks, 24, wanted Shaun Skarnes to murder his parents Christopher and
Elizabeth Monks while they slept and then perform an extreme sex act on
him, Preston Crown Court was told.

Okaaayyy, well, the "extreme sex-act" part is a little weird, maybe a red flag, but pretty standard so far.

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The bisexual pair are alleged to have hatched the plot after
meeting on an internet site about "Furries" – people who pretend to be
animal characters and share sexual role-playing fantasies.

Skarnes,
19, visited Monks' family home in Preston Road, Clayton-le-Woods, near
Chorley, in February after weeks of chatting to him online.

The
two played computer games before Skarnes left, telling Mr and Mrs Monks
he was getting the train home to Ellesmere Port, Cheshire, and thanking
them for having him round.

We're going downhill pretty fast here, though.

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Monks then watched a DVD with his parents while Skarnes waited for
hours in a playpark nearby until he received a text from his friend,
telling him the couple were asleep in the four-bedroom house they
shared with their son.

Mr Monks woke in the early hours of the morning to find Skarnes beside his bed, clutching a kitchen knife.

He grappled with the intruder and yelled for help from his wife, who was sleeping downstairs.

Dad-of-three Mr Monks told the court: "I thought he was trying to kill me. My wife tried to hit him with a stick but it broke.

"She then began to talk to him in a calming way. At that point, his manner changed completely."

What the hell kind of attempted murderer is this guy? If you can be talked down by your target, you should probably rethink your murder plan.

Props to the dude and his wife for not freezing, though. He'd probably be dead if he hadn't put up a fight.

We will later see that this may be giving them too much credit, however.


And then this happens.

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Monks, who was downstairs during the attack, was initially treated as a witness but then later arrested.

Prosecutor
Dennis Watson QC told the court that while Skarnes carried out the
attack, ex-Runshaw College student Monks stayed downstairs, deleting
"incriminating" text messages.

Mr Watson said Monks had talked about his sexual desire for his penis to be bitten off in online chatroom discussions.

Hetold the jury: "It may seem extreme that he wanted his penis bitten
off, but there is ample evidence from websites he visited and
conversations with Shaun Skarnes that this was a deeply held interest
and one he found sexually stimulating.

We have just lost cabin pressure.

And it's going to get worse.

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"It seems that Skarnes was to receive no money for killing Mr and Mrs
Monks but the prospect of biting off Monks' penis. This was the
climactic act of the conspiracy."

This was the climactic act of the conspiracy. This was the climactic act of the conspiracy.

The commentary is just writing itself at this point.

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Elizabeth Monks told the court that her adopted son was a quiet boy who
never lost his temper and did well at his temping job at an educational
training centre, where she also works.

Her husband added: "We
have no doubt that (Christopher) did not intend to go to this
extreme.There is no-one in our closest circle of friends who is not
shocked at what has happened."

Skarnes, of Sutton Way, Ellesmere Port, and Monks both deny conspiracy to murder Mr and Mrs Monks.

Three guesses what the followup in a month is going to be...

I like to imagine he attempted the murder in a fursuit. It gives a pleasantly comical slapstick edge to the "My wife tried to hit him with a stick but it broke" bit.

Alhazred wrote:

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Mr Watson said Monks had talked about his sexual desire for his penis to be bitten off in online chatroom discussions.

We have just lost cabin pressure.

Do you remember the cannibal case in Germany a few years back?

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As is known from a videotape the two made when they met on March 9, 2001 in Meiwes' home in the small village of Rotenburg, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off.(rest of the quote is not for the faint of heart)

Apparently, that kink is out there. Although, wanting your parents killed in the process makes it a gazillion times more disturbing.

There's a reason why the extreme side of furry fandom scares me, and this is it.

Also, baby furs and hallways filled with used diapers, but that's another story I wish I hadn't read.

Whatever news guys, I did kill my parents. With a butterknife. And nobody gave me any fucking publicity. What, do I have to fail at my endeavours just to get my five nanoseconds of internet fame now!?

Raine wrote:

... hallways filled with used diapers, but that's another story I wish I hadn't read.

WHAT? Elaborate, please!

Ugh, just the thought of that is frickin' disgusting.... And diapers are the most unerotic things, ever, in the history of ever.

anangrychocobo wrote:

Whatever news guys, I did kill my parents. With a butterknife. And nobody gave me any fucking publicity. What, do I have to fail at my endeavours just to get my five nanoseconds of internet fame now!?

You must have missed the memo. If you actually did it, you'll be "who cannot be named for legal reasons".

This guy makes Furries look bad. What the hell has being a furry got to do with killing your parents? OR with having your penis bitten off? Nothing. They could have met ANYWHERE on the internet.

I don't support murder, but you don't have to be a Furry to have freakish sexual fantasies.

ZoZo wrote:

anangrychocobo wrote:

Whatever news guys, I did kill my parents. With a butterknife. And nobody gave me any fucking publicity. What, do I have to fail at my endeavours just to get my five nanoseconds of internet fame now!?

You must have missed the memo. If you actually did it, you'll be "who cannot be named for legal reasons".

Well, shit.

anangrychocobo wrote:

Whatever news guys, I did kill my parents. With a butterknife. And nobody gave me any fucking publicity. What, do I have to fail at my endeavours just to get my five nanoseconds of internet fame now!?

I think I've finally figured it out. You're Jerry Seinfeld. Nobody else could be this painfully unfunny on a consistent basis and present such tired material as if it were The Cutting Edge of Comedy.

Narwhal wrote:

I think I've finally figured it out. You're Jerry Seinfeld. Nobody else could be this painfully unfunny on a consistent basis and present such tired material as if it were The Cutting Edge of Comedy.

Oh burn, I'm not Jerry Seinfeld dumb ass.

That comeback just proved it, SEINFELD. Nice shirt.

Also wow, considering the weak "snark" of 999% of this board's "members", I must really be the bottom of the barrel. I am now seriously considering killing myself since I failed in what is clearly the role of a troll, to entertain those they troll. All that shit about trolls trying to be annoying or provoke people or get responses so they can jerk off to death threats since trolls are all snuff fetishists with perhaps a side interest in vore? PROGAGANDA.

also posting something on the internet = proclaiming it cutting edge, witty, and relevant, who knew?

Nice shirt yourself, ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD.

You starred in Bee Movie, your post is irrelevant.

Narwhaaaaaaaaaaal

validate my existence or i'll cry

anangrychocobo wrote:

PROGAGANDA.

anangrychocobo wrote:

Narwhaaaaaaaaaaal

validate my existence or i'll cry

GTFO my thread faggot Seinfeld.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

This guy makes Furries look bad. What the hell has being a furry got to do with killing your parents? OR with having your penis bitten off? Nothing. They could have met ANYWHERE on the internet.

I don't support murder, but you don't have to be a Furry to have freakish sexual fantasies.

No, but furries have a reputation for being universally accepting, so those with the freakish sexual fantasies often add furry to their kinks to better fit in. Hence the proliferation of babyfurs, diaperfurs, macro/microfurs, inflationist furs, feeder furs, what-the-hell-ever furs. Furry is the melting pot of Internet kink.

And before you start whining, this theory was proposed to me BY a furry. She was also the one I got the quote "There's a line with furries...actually, there's a zipper" from.

You make me laugh, anangrychocobo. That one was admittedly kinda weak, though. Having a bad day?

Delcat wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

This guy makes Furries look bad. What the hell has being a furry got to do with killing your parents? OR with having your penis bitten off? Nothing. They could have met ANYWHERE on the internet.

I don't support murder, but you don't have to be a Furry to have freakish sexual fantasies.

No, but furries have a reputation for being universally accepting, so those with the freakish sexual fantasies often add furry to their kinks to better fit in. Hence the proliferation of babyfurs, diaperfurs, macro/microfurs, inflationist furs, feeder furs, what-the-hell-ever furs. Furry is the melting pot of Internet kink.

And before you start whining, this theory was proposed to me BY a furry. She was also the one I got the quote "There's a line with furries...actually, there's a zipper" from.

You make me laugh, anangrychocobo. That one was admittedly kinda weak, though. Having a bad day?

Makes a lot of sense.

That said, I'll sooner die than join the furries for my macro-vore fix. :hmm:

This story screams "bizarre" with a capital B.

Malganis wrote:

Raine wrote:

... hallways filled with used diapers, but that's another story I wish I hadn't read.

WHAT? Elaborate, please!

Ugh, just the thought of that is frickin' disgusting.... And diapers are the most unerotic things, ever, in the history of ever.

I don't think it really needs to be elaborated on. I'll just give you this: Babyfur Public Behaviour Guidelines v1.2a

Yeah, I was amazed when I stumbled upon this thing too.

Raine wrote:

I don't think it really needs to be elaborated on. I'll just give you this: Babyfur Public Behaviour Guidelines v1.2a

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...a basic level of conduct and demeanour is necessary to ensure the continuing involvement of our group in activities offered by, and within, the Furry Fandom and secure our good reputation.

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Delcat wrote:

You make me laugh, anangrychocobo. That one was admittedly kinda weak, though. Having a bad day?

Probably.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

This guy makes Furries look bad. What the hell has being a furry got to do with killing your parents? OR with having your penis bitten off? Nothing. They could have met ANYWHERE on the internet.

FUCKIN' MUNDANES FURSECUTING MAH PEOPLES!