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PostSubject: Re: The Tail of PRince Martin Willis   Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:25 pm

Still two more chapters. But you'd think ingesting eight horses and a dragon would give you some serious indigestion.
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PostSubject: Re: The Tail of PRince Martin Willis   Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:36 pm

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Create Your Own Adventure, Pick a formulated response of mine. Either or, not both.

1 ) It's like you don't watch anything else. Now I'm not one to give a remote flying shit about what fandom someone is into, but when all the fucking jokes and/or snarks (if you can even call them that, anyway) are just little inside-jokes based around your fandom, it's hard for people who aren't into it to get into your snark. It's not a case of "Your fandom sucks", while admittedly it's the kicked pony of fandoms nowadays; it's the fact that not everyone is into what you're into and if you want a larger audience for your snarks or people to not fucking make fun of you, don't be That One-Track Minded Idiot That Gives Off An Air of Thinking As If They're Better Than Everyone Else. That's really the only reason why. It's not that anyone likely finds you morally reprehensible, or maybe you are, I dunno.


2 ) god you're fucking boring you follicle of goatshit
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PostSubject: Re: The Tail of PRince Martin Willis   Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:52 pm

George, you are a terribly brave soul for venturing into this fic. May Celestia light your path, good sir.
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PostSubject: Re: The Tail of PRince Martin Willis   Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:03 am

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George, you are a terribly brave soul for venturing into this fic. May Celestia light your path, good sir.

hey guys look xerro is ignoring stu
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PostSubject: Re: The Tail of PRince Martin Willis   Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:52 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Tail of PRince Martin Willis   Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:35 pm

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And the fic ends? Or do I want to know? Shocked

I sure as hell don't want to know.
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PostSubject: Re: The Tail of PRince Martin Willis   Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:18 pm

Chapter 6.

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we will not be determined by you i screamed radically!

Like, totally radically, dude!


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if discords portle led straight to his guts it can only mean he chaos tampered the gun

Or you managed to mess up the GPS.


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you will fucking regret all of this hero shit prince martin willis because i have a secret chaotic plan

Doesn't telling him kind of defeat the idea of a secret chaotic plan?


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Prepare to be scared shitliss martin for you must now face…

...The tail of pRince Martin Willis, starring Nicolas Cage!


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suddenly his guts appeared and they had a billion tenticles or so

Wait, Discord's guts contain hentai? Or is this just the remnants of last night's trip to a Japanese restaurant?


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we must attack like a bomb screamed celest with fierce fiery eyes and a glowing red mane that scorched everything that looked at it because now is the time to fuck shit up students.

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but suddenly worst than when we had imagined the tentacles began to trap us. they wrapped around our legs and i saw my girlfriend because we made it official twilight sparkle get sucked up in the air by four of them.

Since when did this turn into violent Japanese porn again?


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we are fucking getting screwed screamed spike appearing from out of the air with a tentacle in his mouth.

Literally, it would seem.


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stepping on one reaching for my plot i dropped my hands

Equine creatures don't have hands.


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they had all the ponys tentacle tied and were raping them throung any and every hole.

I guess this'll be coming soon to Japanese bookstores. And to think, this could all have been avoided if they'd taken the bus. A valuable lesson there, folks; use public transport.

Also, this has to be the only fic where "plot hole" manages to be a double entendre.


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rarity was feinting

Yes! Now, feint left! Now right! Now pitch a fast ball, and...STRIKE THREE!


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She tearily thanked me and kicked to avoid being impaled through the but.

Being impaled through the however instead.


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she tore the air

Isn't that kind of impossible to do?


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discords guts trembled momentarily

Bad idea to have that extra-spicy burrito, I fear.


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martin she said kicking tentacles away let us kill the guts

Yes, because you were doing such a fine job five seconds ago...


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if you really wish to save equestrian we have to have quick sex and power you up yelled celest into my ear.

This guy's going to have a lot of child support to pay when it all ends. Still, should make for an interesting episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show...


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he kept the tentacles away

Again, why wasn't he doing this five seconds ago?


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i was in the weird evil horse corpse discords face

All he did was bump into you in the street, no need to be aggressive...


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pinkie who had become mean and sad and turned into pinkiemeanie

A Cupcakes reference, I see. And it's spelt wrong to boot.


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tore the tenacles of his body to bits and smushed his guts.

Which goes to show you: Never eat anything that doesn't agree with you.


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sorry all i know i said this chapter but it will have to be next chapter before we drink applejacks victory cider and also we will have defeated discord completely by then.

Thanks for spoiling the ending. You'd probably have called Star Wars Episode V something like Darth Vader is Luke's Father.
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PostSubject: Re: The Tail of PRince Martin Willis   Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:38 pm

Chapter 7. Let's get this train wreck over and done with so we can call out the MoW team.

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prepare to be sucked into the worst possible lifestyle

So, Discord's ultimate fate is to spend the rest of eternity playing World of Warcraft in his parents' basement?


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discord cried but it only shot out in random directions

How can a voice shoot out in different directions?


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transferred my minds idea to be portled to his guts once more

Only to find out that the tentacles had won.


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prince martin willis as you can see his guts are dead we have won

How come you weren't able to do this in the previous chapter? Explain!

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So, to celebrate victory, they have an orgy in his stomach.


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when we arrived there was tons of barrels of cider out for us to drink and applejack announced that she had ordered the crusaders to bring it here from the farm in honor of our victory.

Getting children to carry alcohol? What could possibly go wrong?

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS JUVENILE DELINQUENTS YAY!"

And that's how Equestria ended up with chavs!


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we all drank and screwed for about a year

That's going to be one hell of a hangover.


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together we would go out looking to screw any pony that needed help. and twilight being my awesome girlfriend like she is agreed that was cool.

Fidelity? What's that?


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the end????

Let's hope so.

Bottom line, this fic is an abomination. This fic is a crime against the English language. This fic is almost certainly the worst possible thing! I therefore give it an F minus with a final score of -247%.


Tune in next time for when Applejack and Twilight make Apple Pie...-wait, what?!?

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PostSubject: Re: The Tail of PRince Martin Willis   Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:17 pm

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Getting children to carry alcohol? What could possibly go wrong?

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS JUVENILE DELINQUENTS YAY!"

And that's how Equestria ended up with chavs!



Oh god, I just imagined the CMCs as chavettes. DEAR CELESTIA NO
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