Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:13 pm
You are all of the worst parts of Chris. You're painfully unfunny, are under the impression that you're hilarious, but you lack the thrice annual meltdown.
You are the worst poster.
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:21 pm
Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
You are all of the worst parts of Chris. You're painfully unfunny, are under the impression that you're hilarious, but you lack the thrice annual meltdown.
You are the worst poster.
... I thought I was the worst poster...
NOW WHAT FORM OF INTERNET RECOGNITION DO I HAVE?
Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:22 pm
You're the Spoonman.
You also like Grunge music, which may make you the most retarded poster.
Howithurts Sporkbender
Join date : 2011-06-20
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:02 pm
You folks have been (completely) off topic for 13 whole pages. I admire you folks. I really do.
Spoiler:
It's still pathetic.
Hold on, I apologize: Someone mentioned Zimmerman on page 18. I'm proud of you, whoever you were.
Dixie Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : London, UK
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:35 am
I've been away for a couple of days - has Chrissy finally flailed himself into unconciousness?
ZOOLANDER Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2010-10-21 Age : 38
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:23 am
Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
You are all of the worst parts of Chris. You're painfully unfunny, are under the impression that you're hilarious, but you lack the thrice annual meltdown.
You are the worst poster.
Motherfucker, I'm too cool to meltdown. Who you callin' unfunny, bitch?
Snake Bandage Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35 Location : Under the kitchen sink
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:35 am
xerrofoot wrote:
Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
You are all of the worst parts of Chris. You're painfully unfunny, are under the impression that you're hilarious, but you lack the thrice annual meltdown.
You are the worst poster.
Motherfucker, I'm too cool to meltdown. Who you callin' unfunny, bitch?
You, bitchtits.
I hate agreeing with Mikey on anything but you're really unfunny.
grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:35 am
Howithurts wrote:
You folks have been (completely) off topic for 13 whole pages. I admire you folks. I really do.
Spoiler:
It's still pathetic.
If you say so. I think being able to start with a dead teenager and go from there to the EPA, dental jewelry, media, fanfic, goatfucking*, alimony and the question whether ugly people can be gay is amazing.
*also respiratory problems.
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:19 am
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You, bitchtits.
What if xerro doesn't have moobs? Now wouldn't that make you feel awkward?
Quote :
You also like Grunge music, which may make you the most retarded poster.
Don't you think Ride the Lightning is the best Metallica album when it's clearly Master of Puppets?
Khajidu Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-04-20 Age : 42 Location : on a tall ship far away from the bullshit, on the port side of course
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:30 am
omg, there's a contest for worst poster?
may i get in?
TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:50 am
I post ponies. Do I win for worst post?
I hope for cake. I hunger for cake.
Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:02 am
grmblfjx wrote:
Howithurts wrote:
You folks have been (completely) off topic for 13 whole pages. I admire you folks. I really do.
Spoiler:
It's still pathetic.
If you say so. I think being able to start with a dead teenager and go from there to the EPA, dental jewelry, media, fanfic, goatfucking*, alimony and the question whether ugly people can be gay is amazing.
*also respiratory problems.
Don't forget socialism.
ZOOLANDER Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2010-10-21 Age : 38
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:38 am
Mr.Doobie wrote:
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You, bitchtits.
What if xerro doesn't have moobs? Now wouldn't that make you feel awkward?
I wouldn't even fit into an A cup, so there goes that idea.
In any case, I don't give a shit how funny you think I'm not (because FUCK YOU I'M A HONEY BADGER), I don't even come close to qualifying for WGW Worst Poster Ever. You and Mikey can go inflict some oral rape upon Cyberwulf*, since that's the only way you'll ever feel a warm mouth on your junk short of molesting a defenceless animal.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35 Location : Under the kitchen sink
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:56 am
Mr.Doobie wrote:
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You, bitchtits.
What if xerro doesn't have moobs? Now wouldn't that make you feel awkward?
Awkward? Hardly. I would've called him bitchtits even if he didn't have a single nipple to his name. I'm fond of swearwords that don't entirely make sense.
Xerro is hardly the worst WGW poster but he's certainly below mediocre.
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:03 am
Quote :
Xerro is hardly the worst WGW poster but he's certainly below mediocre.
Nah, I'd say he's the worst. He's the only poster I always just skip because I know I'm not missing anything...
Jay/Cris The Word Police
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36 Location : A´dam.
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:10 pm
Mr.Doobie wrote:
Quote :
Xerro is hardly the worst WGW poster but he's certainly below mediocre.
Nah, I'd say he's the worst. He's the only poster I always just skip because I know I'm not missing anything...
I think he's funny.
No, wait. I said that wrong.
I think it's funny how he doesn't get sarcasm. There.
Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 42 Location : TRILOBITE!
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:13 pm
Mr.Doobie wrote:
Quote :
You, bitchtits.
What if xerro doesn't have moobs? Now wouldn't that make you feel awkward?
Quote :
You also like Grunge music, which may make you the most retarded poster.
Don't you think Ride the Lightning is the best Metallica album when it's clearly Master of Puppets?
If you ask me, Metallica sold out completely with Kill 'Em All. That was the beginning of the end.
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:53 pm
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If you ask me, Metallica sold out completely with Kill 'Em All. That was the beginning of the end.
Dave Mustaine wrote all their good songs and Kirk stole most of his best guitar work from his old band, Exodus.
BTW: Nirvana, Hole, the Melvins, and Mudhoney > Metallica
Shellac and Garbage too.
Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 38 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:15 pm
^ You know, I really like Hole but my friends give me shit about it when I ever it comes up.
Also: I am not big into posting about who all I have on my ignore list, but I find it straight-up hilarious how many posts in this thread in particular are being filtered. Including posts from someone (who will remain nameless) I had forgotten why I had blocked (I remember now).
Also also: when did we talk about whether or not ugly people could be gay? Did that not get past my filter?
Also also also: I think Mikey won the 'worst poster' poll a while back. Did you guys want to have another?
Reidmar Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2010-01-10 Age : 33 Location : A string of Code in the Interwebz( IF living = true input ragequit)
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:41 pm
Oh oh oh! Can I be the most poster?
Euglena Sporkbender
Join date : 2012-01-26 Location : A petri dish
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:00 pm
Ooh! Am I in the running for worst new poster?
Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:47 pm
NO! NO! NO! I'M THE WORST POSTER! YOU BIG MEENIES HAD BETTER GIVE ME THE HONOR, OR I'LL BAWWW AND FLAIL AND THEN I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF AND I'LL BLOW YOUR FORUM DOWN!
Spoiler:
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:14 pm
Quote :
^ You know, I really like Hole but my friends give me shit about it when I ever it comes up.
Courtney Love is marvelous. I don't care what anybody says.
Yoko Ono too. The Plastic Ono Band is a huge influence on my band, Imagine is one of my favorite albums ever. We sample "Don't Worry Kyoko Mummy's Only Looking For Her Hand in the Snow" in one song... [/tangential rambling]
EDIT: Because we also do a pretty mean cover of "Yer Blues".
MY MOTHER WAS OF THE SKY/ MY FATHER WAS OF THE EARTH/ BUT I AM OF THE UNIVERSE AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH!
Khajidu Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-04-20 Age : 42 Location : on a tall ship far away from the bullshit, on the port side of course
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:25 am
omg this is awesome
Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
Subject: Re: Boy killed for walking while black Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:33 am
Mr.Doobie wrote:
Quote :
^ You know, I really like Hole but my friends give me shit about it when I ever it comes up.
Courtney Love is marvelous. I don't care what anybody says.
Yoko Ono too. The Plastic Ono Band is a huge influence on my band, Imagine is one of my favorite albums ever. We sample "Don't Worry Kyoko Mummy's Only Looking For Her Hand in the Snow" in one song... [/tangential rambling]
EDIT: Because we also do a pretty mean cover of "Yer Blues".
MY MOTHER WAS OF THE SKY/ MY FATHER WAS OF THE EARTH/ BUT I AM OF THE UNIVERSE AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH!
All right, if anyone needs MORE proof that marijuana is a gateway drug, I don't know what to do for you.