Google Maps Confirms: One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor

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Ask the search engine for walking directions from the Shire to Mordor and you are given a stern warning: "Use caution - one does not simply walk into Mordor."

The warning is a take on the line spoken by the character Boromir in The Lord of the Rings film, and has also been adapted in various online jokes.

The new feature comes as the trailer for the new film adaptation of The Hobbit is launched, with the film due to be released next year.

You gotta love easter eggs. Problem is, unlike the eggs in games, which stay there for as long as the game exists, website easter eggs could possibly come and go without ever being discovered. Some day Cracked is going to make a list of forgotten website easter eggs, you mark my words.

I... seriously don't know what to do with this. What is this? Why is it here? Why is it godawful?

Indeed, esteemed fairy, 'tis a thread more worthy of the Couch. I just wanted an excuse to use that stupid smiley once.

Amusing nonetheless.

This should be in Antidotes.

old news

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aaaawwwwkwaaard

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Indeed, esteemed fairy, 'tis a thread more worthy of the Couch. I just wanted an excuse to use that stupid smiley once.

'Esteemed fairy'? I'm a bit player in Midsummerfuckingnights Dream now?

Are you Peaseblossom or Mustardseed?

You know I'd settle for nothing less than Puck.

Or perhaps Cluracan.

Tough titties, you're just the halfwit understudy who keeps showing up smelling of Thunderbird because he's SO IRONIC.

xerrofoot wrote:

Tough titties, you're just the halfwit understudy who keeps showing up smelling of Thunderbird because he's SO IRONIC.

And what are you, oh wise and witty one, who thought we would all be wowed by Google making a joke?

STOP BUMPING STUPID FUCKING THREADS


WHAAARGH

Seule wrote:

STOP BUMPING STUPID FUCKING THREADS

While I agree with the general sentiment that you need to make a substantial or at least witty statement if you want to necropost, I am sort of glad it happened, because the last time around I totally missed this:

Jay/Cris wrote:

You know I'd settle for nothing less than Puck.

I approve. Good match.

xerrofoot wrote:

Tough titties, you're just the halfwit understudy who keeps showing up smelling of Thunderbird because he's SO IRONIC.

You had three weeks to formulate a response, and this is what you come up with? You proud of this? Are you proud of what you just posted.

I'm going to call your mother, and tell her what a disappointment she raised.

Well, it's better than anything you could come up with, what with you herping your derp everywhere and all that.


Do you mean to tell me that your upbringing standards are so fucking high that you expect your spawn to come up with razor-sharp witty replies at a moment's notice? Considering the amount of inbreeding and pederasty that went into producing you, that's a bloody tall order.

xerrofoot wrote:

Well, it's better than anything you could come up with, what with you herping your derp everywhere and all that.


Do you mean to tell me that your upbringing standards are so fucking high that you expect your spawn to come up with razor-sharp witty replies at a moment's notice? Considering the amount of inbreeding and pederasty that went into producing you, that's a bloody tall order.

That's.

Hrm.

No.

Lapin wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Well, it's better than anything you could come up with, what with you herping your derp everywhere and all that.


Do you mean to tell me that your upbringing standards are so fucking high that you expect your spawn to come up with razor-sharp witty replies at a moment's notice? Considering the amount of inbreeding and pederasty that went into producing you, that's a bloody tall order.

That's.

Hrm.

No.

So he doesn't know how babies are made. At least the rest of the post was MUCH better than anything I've ever seen him post before this. But, alas, he responded to troll bait in an obviously perturbed manner, therefore...

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Besides, you could always show him how babies are made. Provided you can find someone who can get aroused at the sight of an overly pasty skinnyfat girl with no eyebrows and short, purple hair.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Besides, you could always show him how babies are made. Provided you can find someone who can get aroused at the sight of an overly pasty skinnyfat girl with no eyebrows and short, purple hair.

1.) I've made peace with my fair skin.
2.) I'm confused as to what "skinnyfat" means
3.) Why do you think I have no eyebrows? I have eyebrows, you weirdo.
4.) I'm blonde.

1.) Neat
2.) Skinnyfat means someone who isn't really fat like landwhale, oh my god here it comes run for your lives, taking up space fat person. It's a person who appears to be thin, but whose weight is entire fat. Like, reasonable weight, but no muscle. You know, you look good, but you probably couldn't deadlift your own body weight.

Pretty much 95% of women who aren't hambeasts.
3.) I recall some picture where your eyebrows where so goddamn blond they blended in with your alabaster skin a little too well and they were hard to see.
4.) Your hair color is about as variable (though slightly more tasteful) than Dennis Rodman's.

this is the worst thread

Lapin: Trust me, I've said far worse shit than that in my time as a netizen.

Mikey: No, I not mad, just trying to see how far I can go.

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Lapin: Trust me, I've said far worse shit than that in my time as a netizen.

You're a bad dude, aren't ya? Saying things on the internet.

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Mikey: No, I not mad, just trying to see how far I can go.

How far you can go in what direction? Because it appears you're spinning your tires in a ditch on Autism Avenue.

LOL OMG really? Someone gives you a decent amount of shit back for once and you think they're autistic? Wikipedia's back online, you best go educate yourself.


Yes, yes, I know, trollbait. Don't care. I'm starting to think I may as well just be a troll along with you (though my trolling method is somewhat more obvious than yours). At least it's fun.

xerrofoot wrote:

LOL OMG really? Someone gives you a decent amount of shit back for once and you think they're autistic?

You give yourself entirely too much credit, Clown.