Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12
Age : 47
Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
 | | Subject: Florida Woman Bites Elderly Man in Vampire Attack Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:58 pm | |
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- A Florida woman who allegedly claimed to be a vampire has been charged with battery after violently biting a man in a wheelchair on his face and arms, police said on Friday.
Florida. Of course it happened in Florida. Motto: At least we're not Texas. - Quote :
- Ellis told authorities that she said, "I'm a vampire. I am going to eat you" and then began to bite him.
 Someone Did Not Do The Research. Cannibals eat people. Vampires just drink their blood. Get it right! - Quote :
- After arriving at the scene, police said they found Smith bloody and half-naked nearby, but that she had no memory of what happened and did not identify herself as a vampire, St. Petersburg Police spokesman Mike Puetz said.
But did she sparkle? | |
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the asylum
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-14
Age : 39
Location : O Canada
| | Subject: Re: Florida Woman Bites Elderly Man in Vampire Attack Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:32 pm | |
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- Eugen 4 hours ago
Hey ALL women suck blood out of men..... this is not news! [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | |
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Knorg
Behind Blue Eyes
Join date : 2009-06-06
Age : 41
Location : The Forest
| | Subject: Re: Florida Woman Bites Elderly Man in Vampire Attack Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:04 am | |
| It's the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. | |
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TheIan
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12
Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
| | Subject: Re: Florida Woman Bites Elderly Man in Vampire Attack Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:14 am | |
| - Knorg wrote:
- It's the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.
It's as good a start as any. Better sharpen my machete.... | |
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 57
Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| | Subject: Re: Florida Woman Bites Elderly Man in Vampire Attack Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:35 am | |
| - Lady Anne wrote:
- Link
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- A Florida woman who allegedly claimed to be a vampire has been charged with battery after violently biting a man in a wheelchair on his face and arms, police said on Friday.
Florida. Of course it happened in Florida. Motto: At least we're not Texas. Crazy knows no geographical boundaries. | |
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