Woman Bites Car

Subject: Woman Bites Car Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:19 am

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From the people who brought you "Man Drinks Brains"

Quote :: A woman sank her teeth into a car roof after a roadside argument on a night out, a court has heard.

Rhian Jeremiah, 26, left teeth marks in the bodywork of a white Fiat 500, causing £220-worth of damage.

On the plus side, no future boyfriend will ever again try to convince her to give him a blowjob.

Quote :: Car owner Selina Day told the court: "She came up to the car and tried to rip the door open.

She sunk her teeth into the part of the car above the window. I could hear metal crunching”

"I couldn't understand what she was saying - she was very drunk and was abusive.

Otherwise known as "Speaking Welsh". Also a problem of talking with your mouth full.

Quote :: Chairman of the bench Professor Ian Roffe told her: "You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."

The Professor holds the Chair of Stating the Totally Fucking Obvious at the University of Aberystwyth.

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-17

That's either a hell of an enamel or...

Yeah, that would have been the second part of my sentence.

Armbiter of Good Fanfiction Join date : 2009-06-11

Well, that bites.