Enter Master Magic's World of Magic

...omg

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I am Sir Magic and I am what one would call a "Lifestyle Dominant."

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I began my journey as a apprentice Dominant twenty two years ago under Sir Geoffrey Blaine of then "House Blaine of Boston." I was 17 when I was accepted by Sir Blaine at great risk to him and his House; the reason is self evident. I can say with great pride I did not disappoint him and if he were alive today I would hope he would take pride in who I have become, not only as a man, but a Dom and what is now called today a "Master."To many of us Lifestylers the title of Master is "earned" not taken. It used to be bestowed in general upon one who by their own local community standards had attained a level competency, correctness and respect. As with all things, in time they change and now any moron and every wannabe claims the title. This is not some weekend bedroom game I play, this is what I live. I like, I love, I was born to be in control, not only of another but first of myself. I'm in control because I am, not because I "need" to be.

I love the "BDSM IS RELIGION" group; they're only one step away from Goreans.

There's some really hilarious stuff on this site, horrible web design and counter-intuitive navigation included. Here are some of my favorite pages:

The Slave Application Requirements
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"Swinging".

And you gotta love the page footer:

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2003 Sir Magic "..the Darkangel". (TM) All rights reserved
Construction & Design by Sir Magic Darkangel

The reason is self-evident? The reason isn't self-evident at all.

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I was born to be in control".

Really? I mean, really?

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You must be a biological female (meaning you were born that way).

Now I've got that Lady GaGa song stuck in my head.

Anyway...this site is just kind of dumb. Maybe he should learn to master the art of advertising on the web before trying to control anything else.

Epic. Fail.

fapfapfap wrote:

...omg

OMG is right...this guy makes Charlie Sheen look stable.

The Scientist wrote:

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I was born to be in control".

Really? I mean, really?

BDSM is a very serious business. *nods*

People get off on D/s! News at 11!

Srsly, I don't see anything worth snarking here, except the godawful website layout. WTF is with using a zillion different colors? >_< IT IS NOT 1995 ANYMORE.

What you need to be a "Master":

1) A Marty Stu name

2) Terrible web design skills

3) Apprenticeship to someone (that cannot be verified in any way, so everyone will just have to take your word for it)

rae wrote:

People get off on D/s!

Yeah, myself included, which is why I find this especially funny.

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You must be a biological female (meaning you were born that way).

I wonder if the MtF transgendered could sue him for discrimination? I'll admit my sex life is basically vanilla, but I'd always assumed that couples who entered into a D/s relationship did so because they wanted to. Why would a person who felt they were the wrong gender and went through taking hormones and getting surgery to change them to what they felt was their real gender be any less capable of being a sub than a woman who was born a woman?

Or is this one of those goofy semi-Gorian groups who believe that women are inherently inferior to men and can't function unless they've got someone to order them around and sexually abuse them on a regular basis? Wouldn't want any of them former men with their possibly still male-oriented brains to get uppity, now would we?

Rabid Badger wrote:

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You must be a biological female (meaning you were born that way).

I wonder if the MtF transgendered could sue him for discrimination? I'll admit my sex life is basically vanilla, but I'd always assumed that couples who entered into a D/s relationship did so because they wanted to. Why would a person who felt they were the wrong gender and went through taking hormones and getting surgery to change them to what they felt was their real gender be any less capable of being a sub than a woman who was born a woman?

Or is this one of those goofy semi-Gorian groups who believe that women are inherently inferior to men and can't function unless they've got someone to order them around and sexually abuse them on a regular basis? Wouldn't want any of them former men with their possibly still male-oriented brains to get uppity, now would we?

Nah, it's exactly the same reason why a normal "vanilla" guy would be icky-yuckied out by a MtF instead of a "real" chick.

What else is there on-- oh dear.

On his "About Magic" page he's got the results of a personality test: The "Lycan, Slayer or Vampire Test" to be exact.

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Hunter-Slayer
Magic scored 50 Mortal, 23 Vampire, and 36 Werewolf!

A mix between Warrior and Mortal, Magic has come to terms with the fact creatures exist, he's abit of a wild type and definately enjoys destroying the denizens of the night, be they vampire or be they werewolf, who cares. It's evil and Magic is Damn good at what he does! The Hunt is what matters. "

I am so turned on right now.

Yeah. I get off on D/s, too. Except almost exclusively same gender identifying D/s, because I start to feel sick when gender becomes part of the control play. Be it with a man or woman as Dom. To each his own.

Man the website is hard to look at.

It's also hilarious that he has an application form. What a lazy tool. Who wants to bet he's gotten all of NO applications since he made this thing?


Ohhhhhh man. I have to wonder.
Has no one told him that his stupid .gif of the male gender symbol moving over the female gender symbol is pretty heavily implying gender transition rather than... whatever the hell he wanted it to be?

If they did, he obviously wasn't listening.

Totally off-topic, but isn't the guy in the Hunter/Slayer picture Ryan Reynolds? I'm pretty sure the photo was lifted from 'Blade 2.'

^^ Yeah, that's definitely Ryan Reynolds. XD I'm pretty sure it's from Blade as well.

Lurv wrote:

The Scientist wrote:

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I was born to be in control".

Really? I mean, really?

BDSM is a very serious business. *nods*

Oh, that is not my problem.

It's just... the way he writes it down like this just invites ridicule, somehow.

...which would be the opposite of what he intends to convey. Poor sod.

I'm sorry, if you call yourself MAGICKKK and have an online application website, you invite yourself for ridicule anyway. I mean, to me that says he can't find anyone offline.


e: oh hey, I'm a bit late. Sorry.

Better late than never, I say.

All in all, I'm not sure this guy's for real.

The Scientist wrote:

All in all, I'm not sure this guy's for real.

Sadly, he is. Along with scores of others like him...

(This is why I never actually want to meet any of these people IRL. -heebie jeebies-)

fapfapfap wrote:

The Scientist wrote:

All in all, I'm not sure this guy's for real.

Sadly, he is. Along with scores of others like him...

(This is why I never actually want to meet any of these people IRL. -heebie jeebies-)

I've always had this theory that people who act like this on the internet are likely milquetoast junior accountants in real life. Online, where no one can see they're still using Brylcreme on their hair and wearing leisure suits to work, they can bluster and be 'Master So and So' and proclaim they were BORN to be a Dominant, and no one can argue with them.

I bet if he ever got an actual application from someone, he'd have a nervous breakdown on the spot.

Can you be sure the site's very existence isn't the result of a nervous breakdown?

Rabid Badger wrote:

fapfapfap wrote:

The Scientist wrote:

All in all, I'm not sure this guy's for real.

Sadly, he is. Along with scores of others like him...

(This is why I never actually want to meet any of these people IRL. -heebie jeebies-)

I've always had this theory that people who act like this on the internet are likely milquetoast junior accountants in real life. Online, where no one can see they're still using Brylcreme on their hair and wearing leisure suits to work, they can bluster and be 'Master So and So' and proclaim they were BORN to be a Dominant, and no one can argue with them.

I bet if he ever got an actual application from someone, he'd have a nervous breakdown on the spot.

Unfortunately, if you meet them under the pretext of kink, you never see the milquetoast.

I can only imagine the stuff this guy would spew at a munch. Icky poopoo caca munches. :I

Chris91 wrote:

Can you be sure the site's very existence isn't the result of a nervous breakdown?

Is there such thing as prenatal nervous breakdowns?

I don't know, but it would be pretty interesting to try and find out.

An important part of any kink, even if it's lifestyle, is to be able to know when to stop.
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Maybe his kink is to seem to be trying-too-hard on the internet?

grmblfjx wrote:

Maybe his kink is to seem to be trying-too-hard on the internet?

I thought that had a name already? What was it... oh right, narcissism. It's a pretty common kink, especially with male doms, or so I hear.