You might recall me posting this on GAFF.

Knorg reached into the mirror, which he stole from that Soemele fic, and pulled out his reflection.

"Hello evil demon silent hilly mirror knorg," said the reflection.

"You're the evil one!" said Knorg, but without much conviction. He did, after all, have form in mindless low grade evil. A sort of high school diploma or A-level equivilent in Evil practice and theory.

Knorg's reflection scratched at his outlandish facial hair, and then tried to get back into the mirror. The glass seened to have reformed.

"Oh fuck!" ejaculated mirror-Knorg, in the style of Just William post national service, "I'm stuck through the mirror with an evil reflection of me! Whatever shall I do?"

Knorg unbuckled his belt, and pushed his trousers to the floor.

"Start by grabbing your ankles, mirror boy."

"What?"

Knorg rogered his mirror self senseless, reaching around to jerk the knee trembling reflection's cock until spunk splattered messily across Soemele's mirror. Knorg shot his own hot toss up into the reflection's rectum. They sank to the floor together, still joined by Knorg's softening cock. Knorg leaned past his whimpering reflection and licked the spunk from the mirror, before twisting the man's face around and sharing a wet, sticky kiss.

"Oh, god, Knorg, you narcissistic bastard. That was so good..." the reflection gasped, once the kiss broke.

"Fuck me next," Knorg suggested, "The webcam for GAFF is still running. I can hear the screams of shock, horror and disgust over the speaker."

Knorg lay on his back, and hooked his legs back, exposing his hairy ass to the mirror Knorg. His reflection put his face down between Knorg's buttocks and enthusiastically rimmed the sweaty hole. Knorg moaned with pleasure, not even noticing as mirror knorg applied KY Jelly to his re-hardened cock. They locked eyes as the penetration began, Mirror Knorg fucking Knorg slowly but firmly. Knorg's cock throbbed, leaking but untouched. As the act continued both grew more aroused until mirror Knorg pulled out suddenly, and jacked off across Knorg's cock and balls. The wet heat followed on from the hard fucking triggered Knorg's second climax, and he shot all over his hairy stomach.

"I love me," said mirror Knorg.

"I love me too," said Knorg.

And they kissed.

THE END.

A- would read again.

Really? I didn't, just copied and pasted after seeing the first bit on my old LJ and assuming it was pretty dire.

I am reading it again AS WE SPEAK.

Whoa. FWIW, I still didn't. But have had fun!

Huh. Know for a fact that me and my mirror self would not even speak to each other. As for the universe, one of me is quite enough. Just as well you get along so well with, well, you.

Oh, wow. Blast from the past!

I once made someone snort soda up their nose by reading this aloud.

Ya know what? That writing wasn't as terrible as I remembered.