Beer for children exchange program.

Branding your' children is pretty bad, but what this man attempted is worse. At least in branding you show that you want them.

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For two 40s, you can have her," Matthew Brace, the infant's father, told
an employee at a Pride gas station and convenience store, Police Chief
John Ferrao Jr. said.

2 40s' for nearly a lifetime of servatidue..... this man knows not the value of a kid.

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According to police, Brace and his girlfriend entered the gas station
Monday afternoon. When an employee asked the couple how old their child
was, Brace made his offer, then placed his child and her stroller in the
employee's truck, police said.

here comes the best part!

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The employee then called police, a Chicopee police spokesman told AOL
News. When officers arrived, Brace was discovered with his daughter
behind the gas station near a trash bin. His girlfriend, who has not
been charged, was inside the store buying cigarettes.

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Well, that's not cost-efficient at all.

grmblfjx wrote:

Well, that's not cost-efficient at all.

nope, not at all. Maybe if it were one of the more expensive bottles of alcohol.

Khajidu wrote:

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Can you stop replying to threads with shitty image macros, please? Thanks.

Grunge wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

Well, that's not cost-efficient at all.

nope, not at all. Maybe if it were one of the more expensive bottles of alcohol.

Yeah, I thought 40 ounce were liquor?

...no matter, it's still not a good deal unless you get one of those quintuple-digit-dollar bottles of wine.

40s are beer ie; king cobra, magnum, and steel reserve.
Okochim mochne counts as a liquor since it's more of a malt beer due to it's high alcohol precentage.

Just Chipper wrote:

Khajidu wrote:

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Can you stop replying to threads with shitty image macros, please? Thanks.

Surely you're not suggesting people actually string a half-coherent sentece together?! Take out that brain and flush it down the toilet!

Well, guys, when it's so horrible you don't have words anymore... OK I'm not having words very often lately.
I admit people treating children badly is one of my sensitive points.
But you're right, shitty macros are shitty.


(btw I already flushed down my brain so long ago I don't even remember it.)

Cyberwulf wrote:

Just Chipper wrote:

Khajidu wrote:

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Can you stop replying to threads with shitty image macros, please? Thanks.

Surely you're not suggesting people actually string a half-coherent sentece together?! Take out that brain and flush it down the toilet!

I'm sorry, your excessive use of sentence building is too much for my mind to purple monkey dishwasher.

Spoiler:

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Well, guys, when it's so horrible you don't have words anymore... OK I'm not having words very often lately.

Then... lurk more, I guess? \o_O/

[p.s. i acknowledge my own hypocrisy by not discussing the topic at hand yet i dont care ]

Just Chipper wrote:

[p.s. i acknowledge my own hypocrisy by not discussing the topic at hand yet i dont care ]

HA.

I've often offered my child to people who have admired him, but never gone so far as to actually try to give him away. If it weren't for the whole putting the kid and stroller in the employee's truck thing, I'd say someone was overreacting to a joke.

I hope the judge in this case throws the book at that lunkhead father.

No, no, no. If you're going to trade the kid in, trade it for something useful, like a car.

(Sorry, I just had a flashback to Elvis Costello's 'Less Than Zero,' which contains the line "I heard about a couple living in the USA, they traded their new baby for a Chevrolet.")

Wait. I'm having a deja vu feeling. Didn't this same thing happen a year back?

Thank God the kid the kid's safe this time. ಠ_ಠ

Lembech wrote:

Wait. I'm having a deja vu feeling. Didn't this same thing happen a year back?

Thank God the kid the kid's safe this time. ಠ_ಠ

The line I quoted from the Elvis Costello song was based on an actual incident that happened in the States several years ago.

Here, have a link.

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Police thought Brace was offering to swap the child for a couple of 40-ounce beers, but the Chicopee chief says "40" is slang for both beer and crack cocaine, and investigators aren't sure which substance Brace had in mind.

So it may have been drugs he was trying to buy. That makes a little more sense.

Nihilist wrote:

Grunge wrote:

40s are beer ie; king cobra, magnum, and steel reserve.
Okochim mochne counts as a liquor since it's more of a malt beer due to it's high alcohol precentage.

Steel Reserve is a malt liquor and tastes how dog shit smells. Mickey's, OE, Red Dog, etc are malt liquor. These all come in 40s. Also, I've seen 40s for light beers: Bud in all incarnations, Corona, Tecate, Coors Light, Miller High Life, that kind of stuff. Malt liquors don't always have the highest alcohol content- in fact, there's beer out there with more. It just costs more than a 40. For example, Sam Adams double/triple Bock has 25% ABV. Cider has a higher base content than beer, as does wine.

Now, would I trade a small child for some good beer? Hell, give me a truckful of Arrogant Bastards and you can have the kid. That stuff's good, but $4 a bottle? Fuck no.

not all are malt to qualify as a malt it needs 9%+. as far as I know those beers are 4.5-6% so not a malt or a liquor. Wow, still amazed at peoplewilling to go for low alcohol beverage to trade their children for.

Rabid Badger wrote:

Lembech wrote:

Wait. I'm having a deja vu feeling. Didn't this same thing happen a year back?

Thank God the kid the kid's safe this time. ಠ_ಠ

The line I quoted from the Elvis Costello song was based on an actual incident that happened in the States several years ago.

I must've sworn there was an incident that happened more recently.

I can't for the life of me remember what exactly happened; I don't think the kid got out of it safe at all. I think it involved crack.

Nihilist wrote:

Steel Reserve is a malt liquor and tastes how dog shit smells.

Though I wouldn't go quite that far, Steel Reserve is pretty far down my list of libations of choice.

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Mickey's, OE, Red Dog, etc are malt liquor. These all come in 40s. Also, I've seen 40s for light beers: Bud in all incarnations, Corona, Tecate, Coors Light, Miller High Life, that kind of stuff.

I have honestly never seen Corona or Tecate in anything larger than 24oz.

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Malt liquors don't always have the highest alcohol content- in fact, there's beer out there with more. It just costs more than a 40. For example, Sam Adams double/triple Bock has 25% ABV. Cider has a higher base content than beer, as does wine.

But the high octane beers tend to A) Expensive B) Relegated to specialty stores. (At least around here.) Frankly, if I need that kind of alcoholic power, a six pack of High Life and a pint of decent whiskey is cheaper, tastes better (if mixed right) and packs a better punch. (Mmm... Boilermakers.)

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Now, would I trade a small child for some good beer? Hell, give me a truckful of Arrogant Bastards and you can have the kid. That stuff's good, but $4 a bottle? Fuck no.

Here here. [/thread_hijack]

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Just Chipper wrote:

Khajidu wrote:

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Can you stop replying to threads with shitty image macros, please? Thanks.

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You do not realize how glorious that image is!

On subject: That cop should have called the trash collector and just thrown the dad into the dump truck.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Just Chipper wrote:

Khajidu wrote:

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itt: baby's first troll post

Since people have already covered the idiocy of the actual news story:

Grunge wrote:

2 40s' for nearly a lifetime of servatidue.....

Is the word you're searching for possibly 'servitude'?