Who smokes the blunts? Not Wal-Mart

it's laudanum you philistine

know youre fukken victorian drugs

Wasn't laudanum mostly alcohol and opium?

ZoZo wrote:

Baron Chuddlington III wrote:

I don't understand. Is it not the consensus of the medical profession that cocaine is the cure-all painkiller? Why would a real man choose anything less?

You're thinking of morphine, Baron, or it's non-addictive counterpart, heroin. Furthermore, our Empress and Queen, Victoria, uses the cannabis to alleviate the pains of her unspeakable revolting female thing.

P.S. I'm glad you're back. Been squashing rebellions in the Raj?

Morphine? No, my dear, I am most certainly not speaking of morphine. I have recently spoken to Dr. Sigmund Freud and he assures me that cocaine is the drug of the future. Why he himself uses it daily and says that it can turn you into what is in effect a super-man, although I had to pick that out among all the German he was babbling. It can even be used to escape the addictive clutches of the vile morphine you so adore. Our glorious Queen is able to use cannabis because she is female and it is a feminine drug. When a man uses it, it does nothing.

And if you truly must know, I was in South Africa fighting those damned Boers and Zulus. The damned bastards have teamed up again. It would be easy, were it not for the Zulus' heathen magic.

Forgive my language. The war gets me very worked up.

I like the cut of your jib, good sir.