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PostSubject: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyThu May 27, 2010 6:01 am

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Ardi Rizal is aged just two - but the toddler has already developed a 40-cigarettes-a-day smoking habit after his father let him smoke when he was just 18 months.

And I thought my 10-a-day phase was difficult to break...

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The two-year-old now weighs 4 stone, and trundles round on a toy truck blowing smoke rings as he is too unfit to run with the other children.

Officials have offered to buy the family a car if he quits, but his father said: 'He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem.'

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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyThu May 27, 2010 6:42 am

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WTF?! That kid is still in diapers, and has a smoking habit that a lot of adults would find hard to maintain. He does not look healthy--and his parents think this is fine?

That kid will be dead before he has a chance to grow up.
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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyThu May 27, 2010 7:54 am

This has been on every single channel today and still I laugh at it. It's not funny in any way, but it's so ridiculous to even imagine someone doing influencing a child like this in the first place. I seriously hope the family will consider just taking those cigarettes off him and nothing too serious has been caused to the kid's health (though I really do doubt that, the kid sucks them down like lollipops).
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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyThu May 27, 2010 8:15 am

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Officials have offered to buy the family a car if he quits, but his father said: 'He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem.'

So? I'd give up a healthy habit if someone offered me a car.


If I had any healthy habits, I mean.
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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyThu May 27, 2010 8:30 am

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Officials have offered to buy the family a car if he quits
I'm sorry, but that's not much of an incentive. The kid is two. He won't be able to reach the pedals.
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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyThu May 27, 2010 12:26 pm

i thought smoking was supposed to decrease your appetite why is that kid a lardass
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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyThu May 27, 2010 12:28 pm

That photograph proves that smoking makes you look cool. Seriously, look at that chick over on the far right. She is totally checking him out.
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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyThu May 27, 2010 12:47 pm

*sarcasm mode ON*

And people say smoking is addictive...
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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyThu May 27, 2010 1:37 pm

I have the feeling someone made up a newspaper article from a random picture of a fat kid in a toy truck holding a ceeg. Plus, the ceeg looks like it's pastede on yay.
A fisherman can afford to spend twice the average monthly wage to support his kid's habit, and still has money to pay for such niceties as food, clothing, fishing tools etc.?
Who are these 'officials' who are so interested in the health of the kid? And why not something which generates profit for the family, like a newer fishing boat for Daddy or a sewing machine for Mommy, instead of a car of all things?

I admit I'm going by gut-feeling only, but this looks a non-news like the Montauk monster and the rat-faced creature that's doing the rounds of the Internet this week.

EDIT: I found a video and while the kid may not be up to 40 per day, sure he knows how to rock a grit. The current score is World Stupidity 1.785.392, Uni 0. And still two quarters to go.
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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyThu May 27, 2010 2:44 pm

So what's his brand?
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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyTue Jun 01, 2010 9:37 pm

Why didn't they tale the car and use it to trade for something better? Seriously WTF, lazy ass parents. My parents smacked me and let me know temper tantrums are just going to end in my ass getting whooped and having a reason to cry about.
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PostSubject: Re: Two year old smokes 40 a day...   Two year old smokes 40 a day... EmptyTue Jun 01, 2010 11:16 pm

WD40 wrote:
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Ardi Rizal is aged just two - but the toddler has already developed a 40-cigarettes-a-day smoking habit after his father let him smoke when he was just 18 months.

And I thought my 10-a-day phase was difficult to break...

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The two-year-old now weighs 4 stone, and trundles round on a toy truck blowing smoke rings as he is too unfit to run with the other children.

Officials have offered to buy the family a car if he quits, but his father said: 'He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem.'

PARENTING!

Is it bad if I am wondering if this kids parents are making him into another Gary Coleman?
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Grunge wrote:
Why didn't they tale the car and use it to trade for something better? Seriously WTF, lazy ass parents. My parents smacked me and let me know temper tantrums are just going to end in my ass getting whooped and having a reason to cry about.

What are you, from last year?
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