Yvette's Bridal Formal

Oh...oh my god!

My eyes! What is this I don't even

TheIan wrote:

What is this I don't even

Are you trying to make this your catchphrase or something?

Because, I swear, you've responded to every thread I've seen you in like this.

You guys, we've missed the most important part of the site.


REYNOLDS WRAP

OH GOD IT'S ALL SO CLEAR NOW THIS IS TRULY THE ROSETTA STONE TO THE WEBSITE, AND TO LIFE ITSELF

I originally thought it was one of those photos where people take a picture of a reflective surface so they can "accidentally" show off their junk. I see something fleshy in there, but I can't make out any roosters or kittens, so to speak. Then I thought there might be ecstasy or some other drug involved. From a lifetime of having psychotic episodes, I know all about how every object looks AMAZING, but loses its beauty once you commit it to film or show it to someone else. Then I read the URL and saw it said "test". Maybe the web designer was trying to figure out how to display an image and forgot to take it down? But that doesn't explain the other pointless photos. Maybe they just keep posting test images to be Really Sure, and are just stacking them all on top of each other like animal hoarders do with their waste-soaked newspapers.

I know this is a dead thread but... This is local to me. And real. I wish it were fake and I'm ashamed to have been in that store.

NichoMas wrote:

have been in that store.

And?

It's dirty and gross, I almost got a job there but was completely deterred.

NichoMas wrote:

I know this is a dead thread but... This is local to me. And real. I wish it were fake and I'm ashamed to have been in that store.

Wow. The survivor of an actual encounter with these people. I can see why you'd decline the offer of a job; it's not just the dirt, it's the fact that you'd never be able to find anything. If there's an organizational system to where things are placed in there, it must be done via some sort of weird Aztec ritual involving the phases of the moon.

NichoMas wrote:

It's dirty and gross, I almost got a job there but was completely deterred.

Tell us more, Uncle Nicho!

Is it as psychotic and disorganized as the website? Worse? Does the guy regularly prance around the store in a bedsheet?

I haven't seen a page anywhere CLOSE to this eye-raping since about... 10 years ago. And none lately, since Geocities shut down--that host made it way too easy for complete morons to put absolutely EVERY feature known to the Internet onto their webpage. And colours? The more the better, of course! Two or three colours on a web page is SO boring. And everything needs to be moving. And playing midi files. Hell yeah. Now you're talking.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Tell us more, Uncle Nicho!

Is it as psychotic and disorganized as the website? Worse? Does the guy regularly prance around the store in a bedsheet?

It is psychotic and disorganized, a bit worse and it smells like cat urine. I haven't been back since I turned down the job, I should go back to see if it's degenerated at all. :I

I've never seen the guy though (thank god).

If you look at his 'studio' on the website, you'll see that it's a small shed with no open windows and that there are open chemical cans all over the place. That may be where a bit of his insanity comes from.

Take photos!