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grmblfjx
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 3:41 pm

Adagio wrote:
Ack! That picture kept ambushing me on the site. It's all fairly okayish paintings and MSPaint hilarityHELLO, CREEPY-LOOKING MAN.

... Who is that, anyway? The owner of the store/site/whatever the hell it is?

The dude who does all the paintings, apparently. I think. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 3:51 pm

what the fuck is this

it's like photobucket and geoshitties had a baby and it puked scabby text and pictures everywhere

beautiful flying Cessna what
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 3:53 pm

It's everything wrong with 90s web design crumpled together, put in a blender, and pureed on WTF.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 4:11 pm

I remember we had a thread about these guys on the House and someone emailed the webmistress to see if she'd been hacked.

Was there ever a response?
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 4:32 pm

... Hot mess?
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 7:52 pm

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Hershey's Kisses are good to eat !! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Spoiler:
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 9:08 pm

KelinciHutan wrote:
I remember we had a thread about these guys on the House and someone emailed the webmistress to see if she'd been hacked.

Was there ever a response?
Am I the only one who thinks it would be hysterical if someone hacked her site and replaced it with one that was classy, informative, aesthetically pleasing, and easy to navigate?
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 10:01 pm

Oh God. There are at least two maps, both done in ms paint. And then there's, well, I'm not quite sure. They just keep jumping and jumping and I can't figure out why they're there.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 11:56 pm

Reepicheep-chan wrote:
Am I the only one who thinks it would be hysterical if someone hacked her site and replaced it with one that was classy, informative, aesthetically pleasing, and easy to navigate?

I think that would be the best hack ever. I'm reasonably certain anyone on WGW could do a better job. Hell, rip out the music, change the background to solid black, correct the punctuation, and make all the text white. Still ugly, but still over 9000% better.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyTue Feb 09, 2010 12:17 am

You know, I've never been so glad I have Firefox set to block music unless I allow it in my life. Ten seconds of whatever the hell it is that's playing in the background was enough to make me weep.

Thebonerules, I think the jumping things are demon sprites. They're there to make sure no one tries to change Yvette's layout. If you try to hack her site, they come out of your computer screen and eat your soul.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyTue Feb 09, 2010 4:34 am

I think they might be eating my soul anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyTue Feb 09, 2010 7:03 am

Reepicheep-chan wrote:
KelinciHutan wrote:
I remember we had a thread about these guys on the House and someone emailed the webmistress to see if she'd been hacked.

Was there ever a response?
Am I the only one who thinks it would be hysterical if someone hacked her site and replaced it with one that was classy, informative, aesthetically pleasing, and easy to navigate?
Doo eet! Doo eet! Doo eet! That would be awesome. Assuming that there actually is a business operation going on somewhere underneath all of that, it'd probably up her sales as well.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyTue Feb 09, 2010 8:07 am

I wonder if the terrible design is actually a marketing ploy? The site is like a train wreck, and we all know about watching train wrecks.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyTue Feb 09, 2010 8:23 am

myeerah wrote:
I wonder if the terrible design is actually a marketing ploy? The site is like a train wreck, and we all know about watching train wrecks.

That reasoning would work if you explicitly want a trainwreck for a wedding... most people tend not to [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyWed Feb 10, 2010 2:17 pm

It actually looks like she's decided to make it a bit more professional. The last time I saw this, it had a page dedicated to a child's paper plate drawings, a page of photos of the last big storm and a map that included a swamp and an old mine.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyWed Feb 10, 2010 6:27 pm

KelinciHutan wrote:
Reepicheep-chan wrote:
KelinciHutan wrote:
I remember we had a thread about these guys on the House and someone emailed the webmistress to see if she'd been hacked.

Was there ever a response?
Am I the only one who thinks it would be hysterical if someone hacked her site and replaced it with one that was classy, informative, aesthetically pleasing, and easy to navigate?
Doo eet! Doo eet! Doo eet! That would be awesome. Assuming that there actually is a business operation going on somewhere underneath all of that, it'd probably up her sales as well.
Up her sales? With a mess like that I'd be surprised if she had any in the first place!
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyWed Feb 10, 2010 6:35 pm

Ivo wrote:
KelinciHutan wrote:
Reepicheep-chan wrote:
KelinciHutan wrote:
I remember we had a thread about these guys on the House and someone emailed the webmistress to see if she'd been hacked.

Was there ever a response?
Am I the only one who thinks it would be hysterical if someone hacked her site and replaced it with one that was classy, informative, aesthetically pleasing, and easy to navigate?
Doo eet! Doo eet! Doo eet! That would be awesome. Assuming that there actually is a business operation going on somewhere underneath all of that, it'd probably up her sales as well.
Up her sales? With a mess like that I'd be surprised if she had any in the first place!
Well then, they can hardly go down, right? Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 11, 2010 8:50 pm

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!! That damn website triggered a migraine.... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptySat Feb 13, 2010 3:15 pm

Dr. Professor Science wrote:
... Hot mess?
Hot tranny mess. One big one. Really big, I have a 1680x1050 set-up and it's STILL stretching my screen.

Oh God, this picture is the bleakest thing in the world. It just says--doesn't scream, but says quietly, in a monotone--"This refrigerator is full of irony, tears, and Hot Pockets, and so ever shall it be." Likewise, cheerful desperation drips like oleander honey from Friendship Poem:
Quote :
our Friends make us unique
our
Friends make us live
and at the end
of our human condition time
the
sum of our journey
recorded line by line
shall not be about
short~falls
or lack of acclaim
but reflect in attendance
the
truth of our name
for it is Friends who define us
and make us who
we are
and Friends who will find us
waiting for them among the
Stars ~*
Um...yeah. I'm gonna just go through there and find/replace "friend" with "any one of my 382 precious kitties", is that okay? That's what you meant, right? ...right?
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Yvette's phone number: (850)~871~3000
Okay, who's gonna man up and call?
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptySat Feb 13, 2010 4:55 pm

Hmm...

*hacks out eyes*
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptySun Feb 14, 2010 12:32 am

What are these 'pink links' I keep getting asked to click? I'm scared that if I go near them my soul is going to get eaten.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptySun Feb 14, 2010 2:18 am

Delcat wrote:
Dr. Professor Science wrote:
... Hot mess?
Hot tranny mess.
... Colbert


I still want to explore its horrors with you all, but man I CANNOT get over the fear just clicking the index link instills in me. It even freaks out my browser.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptySun Feb 14, 2010 6:34 am

Verandering wrote:
I CANNOT get over the fear just clicking the index link instills in me.

For you, bb: screenshots. Completely link-free. Also complete worksafe, if not brainsafe, and spoilered only for size.


Yvette's Homepage:

Spoiler:


Yvette's resident painter and his art:

Spoiler:


The page where "pink links" takes you, I think it's supposed to be links to designers and stuff:

Spoiler:


The "dancing demons" (they bounce around the entire time):

Spoiler:


Ye Olde MSPaint Pix:

Spoiler:



PS Yvette's is real easy to find.

Spoiler:
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptySun Feb 14, 2010 7:55 am

grmblfjx wrote:
Verandering wrote:
I CANNOT get over the fear just clicking the index link instills in me.

For you, bb: screenshots. Completely link-free. Also complete worksafe, if not brainsafe, and spoilered only for size.

I knew you loved m--
OH GOD THE PAIN. brb vomiting up more rainbows.

So... Is the rest of her designer shit as barfed up as her web design? Also, I envy those map skills. >: I'm so lame, I usually print out google maps frames 'cos I can't draw that neatly.
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PostSubject: Re: Yvette's Bridal Formal   Yvette's Bridal Formal - Page 2 EmptySun Feb 14, 2010 8:25 am

Looking at those screen-shots on the previous page made my eyes hurt.

But I think I have figured out one thing. Yvette spells 'classy' with a 'k'.

If you hacked her site and replaced it with something that wasn't eye-searingly atrocious, anyone who actually went to her shop afterwards... Their heads would explode due to cognitive dissonance. Do you really want that on your conscience?


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