Ihasacookie
Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 40
 | | Subject: Dark Cathedral Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:06 pm | |
| Dark Cathedral by Freda Warrington is a trashy romance/horror book about a woman called Beth escaping her fundie parents and discovering witchcraft. She is seduced by a witch's son, gets Pregnant With His Child who turns out to be psychic magical girl with the ability to time travel on the astral plane. But the main reason I'm posting it here are the sex scenes: - Quote :
- And again the warm silky hardness of him. Beautiful arms and legs and hair and the amber rod inside her. She was impaled like a red fruit and broken open with pleasure. All was joined flesh, swollen and glistening with juices; and starbursts, and lightning stitching the sky to the raw earth.
It's not just sex, it's magical witchy weather sex! And amber rod is my favourite euphemism ever, because you know a dick that be a million years old, transparent, yellow and full of sap is hot. But Warrington's euphemism for the vagina is ever weirder: - Quote :
- When he slid inside her there was no pain, only gliding sweetness and a star burning fiercer and fiercer in the red-veiled temple
There's a joke about meat curtains in here somewhere. - Quote :
- The shaft slid fluidly inside her; his hand came over her hips to clasp the outer downy folds around her clitoris
Downy... is a polite way of saying she had hairy pubes, or is Beth really covered in feathers? | |
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 57
Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| | Subject: Re: Dark Cathedral Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:50 pm | |
| Maybe she's part chocobo.  | |
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unskilled78
Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03
Age : 34
Location : a hell of his own creation.
| | Subject: Re: Dark Cathedral Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:29 pm | |
| - Chris91 wrote:
- Maybe she's part chocobo.
"As I came, I could not help myself. I reared back and let loose a loud "Wark!" into the night air" :roflmao: | |
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