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Lurv
Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: Strange sex advice guides Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:54 pm | |
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- After a few weeks of being a nice fucking guy
Being nice is just so haaard, isn't it?  | |
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Rabid Badger
And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date : 2009-06-10
| | Subject: Re: Strange sex advice guides Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:49 pm | |
| - Lurv wrote:
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- After a few weeks of being a nice fucking guy
Being nice is just so haaard, isn't it? It apparently is for these guys. Also, sex has a shelf life of only a couple of weeks. Reminds me of the teenagers who are convinced that if you haven't had sex by the time you're 16, you're doomed to spend the rest of your life alone and unloved. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Sex is an ongoing process that will continue throughout your lifetime. There is no expiration date on sex. | |
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Mikey Go WOOGA
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16
Age : 34
Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| | Subject: Re: Strange sex advice guides Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:51 pm | |
| - Zoey wrote:
Men! Do breasts confuse you?
Follow our simple arrows, and you'll look like you know what you're
doing! Or not. The first panel appears to be advocating the "tuning a
radio" approach. *Stares at arrows* *Attempts to maneuver fingers as suggested on the desk* . . . Yep, I just dislocated a finger and sprained my wrist.  - Rabby wrote:
- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Sex is an ongoing
process that will continue throughout your lifetime. There is no
expiration date on sex. At 50, it's time to stop. You're just cranky because you're old as sliced bread, half as interesting, and nobody likes you. | |
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Goat
Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-12
| | Subject: Re: Strange sex advice guides Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:24 am | |
| I like her. She's awesome.
You, on the other hand, don't check your PM's and suck. | |
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Jesus.
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-16
Age : 33
Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
| | Subject: Re: Strange sex advice guides Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:58 am | |
| - ZoZo wrote:
- Creepy words from angry men
Hey, look its the Love shy guide to fucking!  Edit: Oh poo, I'm late to the joke. | |
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Mikey Go WOOGA
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16
Age : 34
Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| | Subject: Re: Strange sex advice guides Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:45 pm | |
| - Goat wrote:
- I like her. She's awesome.
You, on the other hand, don't check your PM's and suck. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] NOW I'M GOING TO GO WRITE "POETRY" ABOUT HOW MUCH EVERYTHING HATES ME!  | |
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Jay/Cris
The Word Police
Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 36
Location : A´dam.
| | Subject: Re: Strange sex advice guides Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:06 pm | |
| - Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
- Goat wrote:
- I like her. She's awesome.
You, on the other hand, don't check your PM's and suck.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
NOW I'M GOING TO GO WRITE "POETRY" ABOUT HOW MUCH EVERYTHING HATES ME! Everything hates me
Why won't you date me?
Feels like I'm in a Sierra game
If you don't get this poem you're lame. (The above work of art can also be substituted with any Linkin Park song.) | |
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myeerah
Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 46
| | Subject: Re: Strange sex advice guides Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:14 pm | |
| - Jay/Cris wrote:
- Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
- Goat wrote:
- I like her. She's awesome.
You, on the other hand, don't check your PM's and suck.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
NOW I'M GOING TO GO WRITE "POETRY" ABOUT HOW MUCH EVERYTHING HATES ME! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Everything hates me
Why won't you date me?
Feels like I'm in a Sierra game
If you don't get this poem you're lame.
(The above work of art can also be substituted with any Linkin Park song.) Leisure Suit Larry? | |
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