I swear this is real.

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Just step on the little putz.

He kinda reminds me of the headcrabs from Half Life.

I honestly have no words.

Hey, we played this exploitation angle already!

...At some point, we´re going to have to rename the Subcultures-forum 'The Catch-All Forum of Assorted Human Madcappery'.

Makes sense to me - otherwise it's just a cheap GAFF rip off!

I kind of feel more sorry for the other guy.

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I punch quadruple amputees in the head."
"Oh. Er... that sounds like a nice easy job."
"Well, I didn't lose my last fight..."

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Tis but a scratch!

Lysander, your post was the banana sticker of this thread. Well played, sir.

Monty Python is godly.

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Has he won any matches yet?

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Has he won any matches yet?

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According to this article he "lost his first 34 high school wrestling matches before finally winning".

Now I really want to know who's the wrestler who lost a match to a quadruple amputee.

Oh yes, I remember this guy...

He's not the first, there was a Thalidomide baby who went on to have both a modelling and kickboxing career who was the subject of a documentary film once. He was also the presenter for Channel 4’s tactfully named: ‘Freak Week’, a series of documentaries and films about the physically challenged.

He took his kickboxing side one step higher and entered a UFC match for one Documentary. He had a really hard time finding an opponent... Seriously, who wants to be seen beating the hell out of some guy with flipper-arms (his words, not mine!), and beyond that, who wants to be seen beaten by that guy...

Fight too hard and you’re beating on a cripple, hold back, and you’re not showing him respect

Eventually he found a willing opponent and, well, he got his ass handed to him. I remember his closing words as some medical superglue was applied to his forehead:

“There are some people out there who will say to me: ‘What did you expect? I told you this would happen...’, and I used to say to those people that they didn’t know what they were talking about... and... you know what? They were right!”

Still, while we’re on the subject... Here’s Zach Gowen: A one-legged WWE wrestler.
WWE never really gave him the chance to shine... But no-one really expected it too. But the guy is fucking awesome!