Furoticon: Furry Porn the TCG! (NWS, image heavy)

For the record, Eeveegou is a forum member who trolled was on green GAFF. Hawaiiangarment is her husband. Both are good friends of mine and very funny.

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Eeveegou: The two camouflage into each other to form a giant, oversexed, squid cat!
Reepicheep-chan: Is that a happy trail or does he have a vagina on his stomach?
Eeveegou: It's a rather pleasant picture if you ignore the sexual content.
Eeveegou: What I'd like to know is; why waste your art talent with this garbage? Why not, you know, do good productive things like cereal box art?
Reepicheep-chan: Cereal mascots do not have wicked hard abs?
Reepicheep-chan: I mean, Tony the Tiger wishes he could look like that.
Eeveegou: Tony the Tiger! That guy was strong as hell!
Eeveegou: If only I ate as much sugared flakes cereal... I would look just like him.
Reepicheep-chan: Yeah, but did he have an eight pack?
Reepicheep-chan: And a gut-vagina?
Eeveegou: Well no... he had stuff like courage and mentoring kids who were addicted to drugs!
Reepicheep-chan: Bet those kids would not roll on the gound with one leg akwardly raised while he put his dick in them.
Eeveegou: Yeah, but I'm sure he'd still tell kids to give it their all.

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hawaiiangarment: The ancient Egyptians once knew of animals that walked as if they were men
Reepicheep-chan: So, you are playing a card game about exotic fantasy sex, and decide to use a card about jerking off to porno?
hawaiiangarment: Just hangin' out with the boys. You know how it goes.
Eeveegou: The euphoria part... that sounded like a 1-900 phone sex commercial.
Reepicheep-chan: ~Pick up the phone~
Reepicheep-chan: ~I'm all alone!~
Eeveegou: ~I'm alone~
hawaiiangarment: "Bro put that phone down you're ruining it for me"
Eeveegou: That was like the back-up singer, my part.
Reepicheep-chan: Good job having my back.
Reepicheep-chan: This is why you are my BFF.
hawaiiangarment: I can't imagine how frequently you'd have to beat off to be so goddamn calm about it.
Eeveegou: When would a fox ever hang out with a bison? I mean, that's just absurd and a lie.
hawaiiangarment: Neither one of those fellows gives even the slightest shit that they're mid-orgasm
Reepicheep-chan: The guy on the right it just staring romantically over at his buddy. "Does he know his eyes glisten when the tv glow hits them just right?"
hawaiiangarment: The guy on the left is just enjoying the wrestling match.
Eeveegou: The thrill of jerking off sort of wears off after you've done it so much. Sort of like saying the pledge of allegiance.
Reepicheep-chan: And then refusing to say the pledge of allegiance during your teenage rebellion phrase.
hawaiiangarment: "NO DAD I'm not going to masturbate with you anymore! I've got my own LIFE now!"
Eeveegou: "I KNOW THAT! I JUST WANTED TO BE A PART OF IT!"

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hawaiiangarment: That dick is literally as big around as that horse thing.
Eeveegou: Now, are those the unicorn's shoulder blades or is it the tip of the dragon's penis?
hawaiiangarment: I think that's what that bulge on the back of his neck is supposed to be.
Reepicheep-chan: Why is it everytime I see this dragon his dick is bent at a 90 degree angle?
Eeveegou: It's for balance.
hawaiiangarment: I just now noticed that horse was female.
hawaiiangarment: I just assumed that all of these were two dudes.
hawaiiangarment: So is Furre like a French Furry?
hawaiiangarment: Is that how you say it when you want to sound cultural?
Eeveegou: It's trash slang.
Reepicheep-chan: Oh God I wish I did not seriously know why they use the word "Furre".
Reepicheep-chan: I wish I could have all knowledge of furridom wiped from my mind.
Eeveegou: Who writes these terms?
hawaiiangarment: Scholars.
Eeveegou: Mathematicians.
Reepicheep-chan: Wikipedia editors.
Eeveegou: So, I'm looking at the stats... and what exactly is a circle-sexual?
Reepicheep-chan: FUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Reepicheep-chan: That means "Otherkin"
Reepicheep-chan: In this game that is a gender.
Eeveegou: Whaaaaaaaaatseriously?
hawaiiangarment: so why does this dude have seven in being a lady?
Eeveegou: Maybe it's how many kids he has.
Reepicheep-chan: The numbers on the left indicate how much 'pleasure' you can deal to an opponent furre of that gender ohgodshootme.
hawaiiangarment: You know there are studies showing that the brain has a limited capacity.
Reepicheep-chan: Damn you.
Eeveegou: Yeah, I have to be careful about what I put in there.
Reepicheep-chan: Like pictures of Chris-chan's willy with a little Sonichu head winking up at you?
Eeveegou: I felt like I was looking at child pornography when that picture went global.

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hawaiiangarment: He is by himself.
Reepicheep-chan: Again, if you are playing a card game about sex instead of having it, why play a card about jerking off when you can damn well fucking do it yourself?
hawaiiangarment: Who says you aren't.
Eeveegou: Pawpumpers? Is that an aerobics class for elementary kids?
hawaiiangarment: Pawpumpers better than Pawtumblers
Reepicheep-chan: Oh, like Animalrobics?
Reepicheep-chan: Or the Animalympics?
hawaiiangarment: This one's almost tepid compared to the last two.
Eeveegou: Yeah, it's really just some dude having a good time. Bro's gotta get his johnson flushed in the wilderness.
Eeveegou: All guys do that at some point. It's all primal-like.
hawaiiangarment: I think the fact that he's alone is what does it.
Reepicheep-chan: I did not even notice he was outside.
Reepicheep-chan: The ground is white.
hawaiiangarment: It's like, who gives a damn about someone jerking it in the woods by himself, he's not hurting anybody.
hawaiiangarment: I think the ground is covered is sperms
Reepicheep-chan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Eeveegou: Can I get in trouble with the thought police for this?
Reepicheep-chan: His penis is pointed like a crayon.
hawaiiangarment: I don't want to live in an America where we can't look at a solitary fox paint the landscape with his nutguts.

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hawaiiangarment: That fox is really unsure about fucking that Twi'lek.
Reepicheep-chan: Aww, "Chaz" does not have a furaffinity page.
hawaiiangarment: Chaz is doing this out of the goodness of his heart.
Reepicheep-chan: Chaz cannot let these furoticon people go on with his unique contribution. No one can render fishnet earrings quite like Chaz.
Eeveegou: If I look at it crosseyed, it doesn't look pornographic.
Reepicheep-chan: If you look at it cross-eyed it looks like her left thigh is a large penis.
hawaiiangarment: I'm gonna get pissed about this from a biological standpoint for a minute.
hawaiiangarment: Lizards have no mammary glands.
hawaiiangarment: So anytime there's a lizard woman with tits that's just someone saying "Hey, I don't even care. I just want a normal woman with scales."
Eeveegou: I have to have boobs there in the picture even if it is a reptile! I thought all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were male because they didn't have boobs! I had to have the movie tell me! I am such a shit head!
Reepicheep-chan: Wait, does the fox guy have jingly bells attached to his wrist?
hawaiiangarment: Maybe he just got back from a Pornucopia
Reepicheep-chan: He has one around his neck too. Maybe he is actually supposed to be a reindeer?

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hawaiiangarment: Her ass is like a optical illusion.
hawaiiangarment: There's two legs, but it only looks like one leg, and if you stare hard enough and pull back it forms a pair of sunglasses.
Eeveegou: The title of the card should actually be "Sit on a Red Truck Bumper"
Reepicheep-chan: Her asshole is amazingly small.
hawaiiangarment: "That gritty toy?"
Eeveegou: Not for long I guess.
hawaiiangarment: Either there's a perspective problem or it's a dildo the size of a log
Reepicheep-chan: Oh man guys.
Reepicheep-chan: You have not read the manga with the log dildos have you.
hawaiiangarment: sigh
Eeveegou: That's like Tenchi Muyo, right?
Eeveegou: I think they talk too. One has a blue power, the other has a red power.

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hawaiiangarment: Now, this one is interesting because there is no way of telling if he's gesturing to women or men.
Reepicheep-chan: Ah, but that is what the flavor text is for.
hawaiiangarment: Oh.
hawaiiangarment: Well, then I suppose I have no more questions about this piece.
Reepicheep-chan: He reminds me of Dinobot.
Reepicheep-chan: I wonder how big Dinobot's penis is?
hawaiiangarment: I don't.
Reepicheep-chan: OK.
hawaiiangarment: I already know.
Eeveegou: I don't know, it looks like he's stumbling drunk.
hawaiiangarment: Maybe this was originally a Levi's commercial or something
Eeveegou: Do each of them recite stats to pick up other furries?
Eeveegou: Like a/s/l
Reepicheep-chan: m/f/h/o?
hawaiiangarment: I'd rather them get cocky about their good cards.
Eeveegou: I used to think a/s/l stood for age/sex/language. Then I realized that was just silly.
hawaiiangarment: "Replacement Raptor? Whatever faggot I've got three Grotesque Gorilla Genitals"
Eeveegou: I want to live in a world where reptiles have abs and pects.
hawaiiangarment: And eyelids.
hawaiiangarment: Sultry eyelids
Reepicheep-chan: And rock-hard balls, apparently.
Eeveegou: I want to live in a world where stegosaurus have attitude.
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Eeveegou: Don't feel too inclined to follow that. I think I was airing a commercial in my head.
Reepicheep-chan: I want to live in a world where I am not going to think of Furoticon everytime I watch Beast Wars.

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Eeveegou: What is Satan doing to that Bird of Paradise?!
hawaiiangarment: I don't know but I think he thinks it's a trick or a ruse of some kind.
hawaiiangarment: He's got a look that says it's all a prank.
hawaiiangarment: Or he's watching TV
Reepicheep-chan: Ha-ha, got'cha ass!
Eeveegou: I wonder if I got a sticker for my car of some of these weird gender symbols with my phone number... would I get any calls?
Reepicheep-chan: Only the kind you have to immediately report to the police.
hawaiiangarment: How rough can the thrust be, Satan brought the Legendary Bird back to his study on the bluffs.
hawaiiangarment: "The view from here is just marvelous, if you turn around for a minute..."
Eeveegou: It's like "How nice a fireplace you are very romantic" but in all actuality it's "ha ha you're burning in hell"
Reepicheep-chan: In a seriousness though, what the fuck is that thing?
Reepicheep-chan: A jackalope?
Reepicheep-chan: A horned kangaroo?
hawaiiangarment: I bet it's a dragon.
Eeveegou: A miscellaneous made up school mascot?
hawaiiangarment: The Fightin' Rape Lizards
Eeveegou: Some place in Illinois.

I am trying to figure out the mana (AP, whatever the fuck) curve on this thing and am just coming up blank. Patriarch takes 5 to bring out a creature with a toughness of 25 that gives all other male creatures an additional 5 toughness, AND reduces the toughness to all non-male creatures by 3. The wanking fox, on the other hand, takes 12 to bring out a creature with the same toughness, attack power that's tied with Patriarch's worst in all categories, and only the only upside being a shitty pump effect.

. . . shit.

SHIT.

THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE EXPRESSION "PUMP KNIGHTS" FOR ME, YOU SICK FURRY FUCKS! ALLCAPS!

gaijinguy wrote:

I am trying to figure out the mana (AP, whatever the fuck) curve on this thing and am just coming up blank. Patriarch takes 5 to bring out a creature with a toughness of 25 that gives all other male creatures an additional 5 toughness, AND reduces the toughness to all non-male creatures by 3. The wanking fox, on the other hand, takes 12 to bring out a creature with the same toughness, attack power that's tied with Patriarch's worst in all categories, and only the only upside being a shitty pump effect.

. . . shit.

SHIT.

THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE EXPRESSION "PUMP KNIGHTS" FOR ME, YOU SICK FURRY FUCKS! ALLCAPS!

AP is far easier to get than gender points I think. IIRC you get 10 AP every turn (although you have to spend of half it to draw a card), but you only get gender points if you have land that gives you gender points, and those do not give you very many a turn.






Goddamnit.

I still don't understand a fuck of what you say.

I'm safe.

Customs is a good friend and brazen hussy. She has been called in to this project as my perversity consultant.

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Reepicheep-chan: The Squirrel is the bondage king of the natural kingdom.
Eeveegou: That crappy hair-cut makes him look like a 5th grade bully.
Customs: That limp whip will never compensate for the socks in his briefs.
Eeveegou: The setting's interesting. Who preforms S&M outside on a bright and beautiful day?
Customs: Naturist squirrels, obviously.
Reepicheep-chan: I am definitely buying the schoolyard bully scenario here.
Reepicheep-chan: This is clearly an elementary school playground.
Eeveegou: This guy probably sounds like Rodger Klutz.
Reepicheep-chan: I cannot unthink that ever.

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Customs: "I Shun your Art and replace it with Crap!"
Customs: (Mythbusters moment of the night)
Eeveegou: "Mom, mom! Look what I did with my Spin-Art!"
Customs: Is that an arm to s/h/it's right or is s/h/it just happy to see me?
Reepicheep-chan: That expression on her face, like she cannot figure out how she got from a middle-aged woman's refrigerator to a furry porn game.
Eeveegou: I'm not... too terribly sure... like, where this cat is... leaving towards? Into the purple?
Reepicheep-chan: Somewhere where the available sexual partners have penises that are not as big around as soda cans, I would wager.
Customs: Within the desert, 47 days, purple haze. The boys who have a taste will never change.
Reepicheep-chan: OHSHIT!
Reepicheep-chan: Look at the name of the person with the copyright to this game.
Reepicheep-chan: Soooooooooooooooo...
Reepicheep-chan: Of ALL the various sexualized animal things in this game, the fursona of the guy who invented the game is a dom squirrel.

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Customs: "What a big ego you have!" Complete with gaping yanni behind it.
Eeveegou: Ewww... that reminds me of when the dog is cleaning himself.
Eeveegou: It is so embarrassing! Especially in front of my parents.
Customs: It could be backwards. Like a cat's
Customs: Yaoi fairy. Yaoi fairy. How freaking redundant.
Eeveegou: The symbology is heavy in this picture.
Customs: "The hand that rocks the cradle," or "Behind every man-thing is a womanly symbol"?
Eeveegou: What with the sunsetting as he blows his load all over the card.
Customs: "Rides off into the sunset"?
Customs: "Yeah, ride me harder."
Reepicheep-chan: I am trying to place what this... thing is connected to. It cannot be a groin.
Eeveegou: Is it a German Shepard?
Customs: I think the veins freak me out more than the discharge.
Reepicheep-chan: You know they are veins because the are BRIGHT FUKKIN BLUE.
Customs: Although, I expect to be hearing a choir singing from the yellow orb in the background.
Customs: You know, the "heavenly Holy Grail" thing. Lord knows they might have the quest of a lifetime finding it.
Eeveegou: It's like something out of the Ten Commandments.
Reepicheep-chan: ~Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended a penis~
Reepicheep-chan: ~Which delivered a splurt that could soften bones
Out of the the crotch of Furry McJones~
Customs: I wonder if the pads on his palms... paws... leave friction burns.
Customs: But, at least we know why they're black.

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Eeveegou: It's like these people desperately want animals to have large, unproportionate genetalia.
Customs: The words that come to mind are "turgid" and "badly-rolled joint."
Customs: Guess you don't have to worry 'bout smeg-head and foreskin with dese animals!
Eeveegou: Like Elmer's Glue roll-on glue dispensers
Eeveegou: Those things never worked right.
Customs: Should wolves have happy-trails?
Customs: Can they be CALLED happy-trails?
Eeveegou: That is a very good question.
Customs: Or is it a dye-job?
Reepicheep-chan: The artist must secretly draw human porn, they forgot for a moment what the fuck they were doing here.
Reepicheep-chan: "OH shit, I drew a blue-jean model with a huge uncut dong! I better add a tail and a cartoon dog head or I will never get paid."
Customs: Well, he's got a pot-belly and a severely anteriorly-tilted pelvis, be he wolf, human, or something betwix the two.
Customs: That dyed-trail is making up for lack of muscle def.
Customs: I bet he tries to do cock push-ups.

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Reepicheep-chan: "Get away from him, you may catch the gay!"
Eeveegou: Look at that one beefy shoulder!
Customs: The helll am I looking at? Okay... I see a sucker... and fishnets... and an amputated arm.
Customs: Does a strap-on count as a "cock in that skirt?"
Reepicheep-chan: His bright pink briefs must contain a bag of holding, he seems to have his entire forearm shoved down there.
Customs: Those come-hither eyes, coupled with the trail of tear-marks from when his last sugah-daddy beat his ass.
Eeveegou: Maybe he lost his keys in there.
Customs: Ow.
Eeveegou: I know I kind of do the same thing when I lose my keys at the bottom of my purse.
Customs: Aww, a belly-button ring.
Customs: Seriously playing the stereotype card.
Reepicheep-chan: OH WAIT, his arm is behind his back, the line I am seeing is from... the straps of his thong. That he is wearing under his briefs.
Eeveegou: That makes his beefy shoulder even worse.
Customs: Oooohhhhhhh.
Customs: Well, he gets 50 points for being left-handed.
Customs: But he's still in the negatives.
Reepicheep-chan: Also that belly ring is, like, right under the bottom of his rib cage there.
Eeveegou: Maybe that's where animals have bellybuttons.
Eeveegou: I mean, has anyone ever looked there?
Customs: I bet you he screens calls.
Reepicheep-chan: What street corner is he working, anyway? Is that a flower shop?

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Reepicheep-chan: Why yes I do have a cunt in my pants.
Customs: Yes. Because gays NEVER have skull tattoos.
Reepicheep-chan: Or do-rags.
Customs: The phrase should be "Where's the Pussy? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
Eeveegou: Chester Cheetah meets WWE
Eeveegou: He's at the beer store.
Customs: Kegs.
Eeveegou: You go to the beer store after a hard day at the "yard"
Eeveegou: I bet this guy just spits anywhere.
Reepicheep-chan: A bold career move, getting the Keg Kompany to sponsor his wrestling career.
Reepicheep-chan: Try to get out from under Big Snack Food.
Customs: There is no evidence that Chester Cheetah here is hard.
Eeveegou: Clearly there are too many dicks.
Customs: Well, my cock DOES glow in the dark.
Reepicheep-chan: Mine is pink.
Eeveegou: Oh my god it's so clever how this card and the last card are like polar opposites wowzers.
Reepicheep-chan: Inorite?
Customs: The surfer-boy bleached-lockes belong on the other card, though.
Eeveegou: He is ready to hit someone to death.
Customs: With his fag.
Customs: The one in his mouth.
Reepicheep-chan: THAT IS WHAT HETEROS DO.
Eeveegou: He just can't wait to get into a fight at the local pole.
Reepicheep-chan: And watch the big game.
Reepicheep-chan: And then play some billiards.
Customs: Dick-waving contests are WAAAY more amusing when they involve hetero men. More annoying, too.
Reepicheep-chan: MY dick does not have a peculiarity great wave, but it has a damn firm handshake.
Eeveegou: *spits*

Reminder text in parenthesized italics, really, really obvious analogue keywords. . . FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Seriously, does Wizards know about this shit?

Zeiss Manifold:Speaking of cocks...

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Reepicheep-chan: THERE WE GO.
Zeiss Manifold:Nope, can't even comprehend what the hell that is, sorry.
Reepicheep-chan: This is what being a furry is all about!
Reepicheep-chan: Cannon dongs.
Reepicheep-chan: Big, black, crotch artillery.
Zeiss Manifold:
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Zeiss Manifold:Seriously, though, who decided to cross a St. Bernard with a Therizinosaurus and give it a rubber fetish?
Zeiss Manifold:'Cause that's what it looks like to me.
Reepicheep-chan: Do not forget the scrotum piercing.
Reepicheep-chan: That is important.
Zeiss Manifold:Which scrotum? He's got two that I can count. The giant rubber-latex-looking one and the one growing off of his thigh.
Reepicheep-chan: IDK, maybe he has a blockage and the second one is swelling caused by a back-up?
Zeiss Manifold:Wait, these things get to orgasm every turn? You can 'exhaust' them? Fuck, everything about this is an incomprehensible Pollockesque mass of of furry grease.
Reepicheep-chan: No, I think if they orgasm they are out of play. It is like dying.
Zeiss Manifold:Well, they *do* call it a "little death"...fuck why am I rationalizing this
Reepicheep-chan: It is the only way you can cope?
Zeiss Manifold:Just pour me a shot and show me the next one.

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Reepicheep-chan: Awww, he is practicing kissing on his hand!
Zeiss Manifold:WHAT A SIGHT
Reepicheep-chan: 'Master' furries having gay sex with their strangely identical 'servants'. You do not see that every day in Furryland!
Zeiss Manifold:I gotta say, this one's art is more tolerable than most. It has delusions of tastefulness.
Reepicheep-chan: Is that a halo drawn on top of that heart?
Reepicheep-chan: And... whiskers?
Reepicheep-chan: In anycase it is a flat-out relief after that last one.
Zeiss Manifold:Some sort of phonetic thing. A long, fricative heart with...jazz hands.
Reepicheep-chan: Hmm, I wonder how you pronounce that.
Zeiss Manifold:*linguistics nerd in training

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Reepicheep-chan: Are... are they on top of Snoopy's dog house?
Zeiss Manifold:TOBIAS?
Zeiss Manifold:"WE'RE HAVING A FURRY!...orgy."
Reepicheep-chan: He is very popular. His arrow-straight cone dick tastes like candy.
Zeiss Manifold:Double-teamed by a fox and a...dalmatian-colored fox.
Zeiss Manifold:Do these people just think mammals are a "one size fits all" thing?
Reepicheep-chan: They also think reptiles have bobbies.
Zeiss Manifold:Stick a few brown blobs on Tobias, call him a giraffe, who's to say no.
Reepicheep-chan: He can be whoever he wants to be!
Reepicheep-chan: If he wants to be a kangaroo, or a dinosaur, he can be.
Reepicheep-chan: This is America.
Zeiss Manifold:Let's ask Tobias himself about the matter:
Zeiss Manifold:"You can keep furries bottled up, but they will come out, sometimes in the most expected...Hey! Where the FUCK are my hard-boiled eggs?"
Reepicheep-chan: What the hell is he leaning against? A giant red tube?
Reepicheep-chan: Is that an obstacle in a dog athletics course? Like on Animal Planet?
Zeiss Manifold:It's enough to go LOL over
Zeiss Manifold:Or whatever the hell Mrs. Furrybottom is doing there.

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Zeiss Manifold:...You sure that's not the same card?
Reepicheep-chan: Well, this one has less red thing and more Crouching Doggy. Peeking Dong, so.... maybe?
Zeiss Manifold:Tobias-2 must have a really sensitive coccyx or something. It's not even in you, come on!
Reepicheep-chan: He likes it when you grab his tail.
Reepicheep-chan: You know, like real dogs.
Zeiss Manifold:One has to wonder why they even have dongs in the first place then.
Reepicheep-chan: So they can peek coquettishly into the frame, of course.
Zeiss Manifold:Ah, yes. Like the little coquettes they are.
Reepicheep-chan: Hello there little guys!
Reepicheep-chan: I see you~

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Reepicheep-chan: Speaking of having two scrotums....
Zeiss Manifold:No, he's molting. That's his old scrotum he's shedding.
Reepicheep-chan: Awwww... his penis had a little sweatdrop!
Reepicheep-chan: He is embarrassed we had to see him like this.
Zeiss Manifold:"It's been like this all day!" Well gee golly
Reepicheep-chan: I think that means you need to call a doctor.
Reepicheep-chan: That is what the commercials say, anyways.
Zeiss Manifold:Well, it's certainly viagrating on me.
Reepicheep-chan: Psh, you think four-ball Tails here cares? He is hanging out in a void, rockin' a boner. He just does not give a damn.
Reepicheep-chan: After this he is gonna play some football.
Zeiss Manifold:Ah, yes. Void football.
Reepicheep-chan: He already has the paint on his face. To reduce void glare from the void sun.

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Reepicheep-chan: Last male card!
Reepicheep-chan: Wooo!
Zeiss Manifold:
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Zeiss Manifold:"The heat from his bathroom matched the heat in his tube sock."
Reepicheep-chan: Also tri-colored cats are always female. The only exception are Klinfelter's syndrome kitties.
Reepicheep-chan: Therefore this cat has small testicles and reduced fertility.
Zeiss Manifold:"Yarl's world, he's the ma~n! Yarl's world, he's the ma~n!"
Zeiss Manifold:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYBfnfWsnX0
Reepicheep-chan: He is also at a reduced risk for breast cancer. Maybe.
Reepicheep-chan: How to you effectively voyeur through a keyhole anyway?
Zeiss Manifold:By jamming a translucent green triangle into it with your neck, duh.
Reepicheep-chan: OK, well what bathroom door in a public place has an old fashioned keyhole like that?
Reepicheep-chan: Is he is someone's house?
Reepicheep-chan: Jacking off in their hallway?
Zeiss Manifold:Is he planning to slide the contents of his calico dongcase under their door for the sake of SHENANIGANS?
Reepicheep-chan: Yarl is the world famous yiffing vandal.
Zeiss Manifold:"Yarl's world, he's a dou~che! Yarl's world, he's a dou~che!"
Reepicheep-chan: ~Yarls' the one that I want! Ooh ooh ooh, hunny!~
Reepicheep-chan: ~He spreads his seeeed~
Reepicheep-chan: ~Oh yes indeeeeed~
Zeiss Manifold:
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Reepicheep-chan: OMG I am, like, about 1/4 through with them all!
Zeiss Manifold:Duuuuuuuuuuuude

What a load of absolute CRAP. Geez, I've seen better stuff on Rule 34.