Unregistered sex offender gets stoned, drives around eight-year-old son in mobile meth lab

Yeah, there's so much fail here that I had trouble fitting it into the thread title. The video is well worth a watch, as well.

I don't often post in News and it's not terribly recent, but this was on the local 6:30 and I thought of you guys.

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Officers discovered the meth lab when they pulled over Jessie Cole, an unregistered sex offender.

Police pulled the car over around three in the morning on Tuesday near Indian River in Tuscarora Township.

When
police stopped his black mercury, they say both Cole and his passenger,
Julie Reid were high on meth. Reid eventually admitted to police that
there were components of a meth lab in the trunk.

The eight year-old boy, who was sitting in the back seat, was taken into protective custody.

Stoned driving + middle of the night + eight-year-old sitting inches away from toxic and flammable chemicals + unregistered sex offender + meth = YAAAY I WON FAIL PARENTING BINGO!

Go ahead guys, just try to turn this one into gray-area wank. I DARE you.

Ouch. It's like they had a checklist dubbed Things I Can Possibly Fuck Up Tonight and checked every damned item on it.

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Both Cole and Reid face child abuse charges and several drug charges.

Good - they damned well deserve it.

Ummm... at least he wasn't molesting the kid as he was driving? That's good right?
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Yeah, you can't get much more FAIL! than that.

At least nobody died.

EileenK98 wrote:

Yeah, you can't get much more FAIL! than that.

Sure you can.

Chris91 wrote:

EileenK98 wrote:

Yeah, you can't get much more FAIL! than that.

Sure you can.

Yes, you would be the living proof of that.

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Milton, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?

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Oh god, you're next on his "GEIB ME APOLOGY" shitlist.

Chris, here's an idea: When you get chased off the board, don't come back.

As for the actual subject. Oh wow. There's really no gray areas here. Fail parenting bingo indeed.

EileenK98 wrote:

Yeah, you can't get much more FAIL! than that.

At least nobody died.

Around where Darth lives, there's an HIV-positive pedophile who molested children and (yes, literally, unless Darth corrects me) gave them AIDS, and he is free today. I don't know if there are any restrictions on his movements, but Darth and I can both walk down the block to where his house is; he's living there.

A little moar FAIL, IMHO, but there you go.

Malganis wrote:

EileenK98 wrote:

Yeah, you can't get much more FAIL! than that.

At least nobody died.

Around where Darth lives, there's an HIV-positive pedophile who molested children and (yes, literally, unless Darth corrects me) gave them AIDS, and he is free today. I don't know if there are any restrictions on his movements, but Darth and I can both walk down the block to where his house is; he's living there.

A little moar FAIL, IMHO, but there you go.

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