Going a little bit out of my knowledge zone here, as I never watched the Monster Rancher cartoon (though I've played the game), so I'm not exactly sure on what the canon is here. However, I don't need to know it to know this piece is bad.
Beast Warriors: A boy get's sucked into a world where Monter's and human's live together, will he find away back?
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- In a world where no human knows about is a world where human’s and monsters coexist with each other.
Yeah... now imagine Don LaFontaine saying that.
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- Only one human that had ever entered that world was a boy named Genki who has clear eyes.
They're made of glass.
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- He fought beside friends that he had made in that world, monster and humans alike.
Sadly, all his friends were his sock puppets he brought over with him.
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- It starts in a city called New York.
Again... just imagine Don LaFontaine reciting this like a movie trailer.
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- He was twelve years old with brown hair and amber red eyes.
What are they? Bloodshot and jaundiced at the same time?
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- Dan said as he puts his hands into his pockets.
questioned Dan with a confused look on his face.
shouted Dan in excitement.
he shouted through the mansion before running inside.
Dan said as he starts to set up his game.
shouted Dan in confusement and worry.
Can't he ever just SAY something?
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- The wolf’s red irises stared strait into his eyes as they pierced Dan’s soul.
"Oh, num nums for dinner."
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- The wolf creature opens its mouth to revile sharp rows of teeth.
"Ugh... I so need to get to a dentist!"
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- “Don’t come near me!” he shouted as he stares straight at the wolf, “Because I’m not afraid of using this!”
“Oh really?” the wolf growled in a deep voice.
"YA RLY!"
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- “Do not!” he shouted in anger.
"Do not cross the beams!"
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- Dan looks down at his cloths then back at Rick with a glare. He didn’t like it when people interrupted him or made fun of him, and his cloths.
You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
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- “Whatever the reason, you should leave before I get serious with you.” The rabbit, now known as Wild Hare, pointed out.
"I've got a wild hair up my butt and I"m not afraid to use it!"
- Quote :
- “Okay” chirped Dan as he walked with Wild Hare.
Is he turning into a parakeet?
Yeah... I should write out the plot and whatnot, but it's so... kidlike. He got sucked into the world of Monster Rancher and dragged to an orphanage. Almost feel bad for cracking a few jokes at its expense, but this was just really horrible.
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