I can almost guarantee that you will be smiling the whole way through.
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Tue May 29, 2012 5:16 pm
TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Wed May 30, 2012 7:18 pm
I recommend watching with subtitles. And not watching it without lights.
TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Thu May 31, 2012 4:25 pm
Post II: The Awesoming
DOMA found unconstitutional.
This is a good step forward, America!
Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 38 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:26 pm
^
Quote :
Justice Anthony Kennedy, who moved to strike down laws banning anal sex in 2003
I find this pretty fukkin funny as I wrote a paper against such laws for a school assignment in 2002 and I remember be pretty alarmed that such laws even still existed. I mean, really? So go Anthony Kennedy for having some damn common sense, I guess.
Sakurelf Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-21
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:43 pm
Did you ever grow anything in the garden of your mind?
Somath Cegem Wonderfully English
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Land of Burning Spirit
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:54 am
Is the following fake? Certainly. Is it awesome? Oh all the levels of hell yes!
WD40 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2010-02-15 Age : 44 Location : land of broken dreams
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:24 pm
Dedicated to all the folks whove wished violence on me or issued death threats to me due to my occasional input on a couple of Antifa/Anti-EDL/commonfuckingdecency facebook pages.
I love this video.
Still waiting for someone to make good on the threats to "figure out who I really am and find out the area I live in" and put me on Redwatch. Because it's not as though I don't use MY ACTUAL FUCKING REAL-LIFE FACEBOOK PROFILE YOU DOZY PILLOCKS! :D
Hot Cancer Playwright
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 38 Location : Your Pancreas
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:45 pm
Best part of that vid (apart from an appearence from Richard Herring) is the people bitching at each other in the comments section. Not know what the vid is about, there, fellas?
The song itself is actually not that good though.
Somath Cegem Wonderfully English
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Land of Burning Spirit
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:19 pm
I completely cracked at the Leave Justine Beiber alone comment.
Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 38 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:16 pm
movie review on Something Awful wrote:
But as some sort of comfort, I set out to prove that a family movie doesn't have to have poop-eating rodents or prison rape to be terrible, and put three of the worst-looking options from the "Family" section of Netflix, none of which I had ever seen, in a poll on our Facebook page. Howie Mandel's career-defining Little Monsters won by a landslide, so you must all know something I don't know.
This cracked me up because I do know something he does not know. It is dumb as fuck, but it still made me giggle.
(that something is that Homestuck ruins everything)
GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:20 am
EDITKINESIS ALPHA: Whoa...more awesomeness! Remember the cupcake vending machine I posted earlier?
We now have a pizza vending machine in the works!
Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:15 pm
A fifth-grader wants to present a speech on gay rights. Principal demands to change it and if he doesn't, he'll lose the right to speak.
Kid does a speech anyway.
rae Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : computer chair
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:58 pm
If geeks talked about cookbooks the way they talk about RPG books:
For the link-phobic:
Spoiler:
Posted: 12:15 a.m. by LordOrcus I'm so mad that there's a new edition of The Better Joy Cookbook out. Thanks for making my old copy obsolete, you greedy hacks! For five years now, my friends have been coming over for my eggplant Parmesan, and now I'm never going to be able serve it again unless I shell out 35 bucks for the latest version.
Posted: 12:42 a.m. by Kathraxis Hey, I have a question! When you preheat the oven, can you start it before you measure out the ingredients, or do you have to do it afterward? Please answer quickly, my friends and I have been arguing about it for four hours and we're getting pretty hungry.
Posted: 12:48 a.m. by Goku1440 I found an awesome loophole! On page 242 it says "Add oregano to taste!" It doesn't say how much oregano, or what sort of taste! You can add as much oregano as you want! I'm going to make my friends eat infinite oregano and they'll have to do it because the recipe says so!
Posted: 1:02 a.m. by barrybarrybarry I can't believe I spent 35 dollars on a cookbook that doesn't have a recipe for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. When I buy a cookbook, I expect it to tell me how to cook. And don't tell me to just make a PBJ myself, I'm not some sort of hippy artist pretentious "freeform cook."
Posted: 1:08 a.m. by jvmkanelly Where are the recipes for chatting with friends while cooking? Where are the recipes for conversation over the meal? When I throw a dinner party, I want it to be a PARTY. I guess the idiots who use the Better Joy Cookbook just cook and eat in stony silence, never saying a word or even looking each other in the eye.
Posted: 1:23 a.m. by LordOrcus Hey, guess what? They're coming out with The Better Joy Book of Hors D'oeuvres. It just goes to show that the publishers are a bunch of corporate greedheads who care more about money than they do about cooking. Is it too much to ask for a single cookbook that contains all possible recipes?
Posted: 1:48 a.m. by specsheet Hey, everyone. I can tell just by reading the recipe that if you prepare eggs benedict as written, the sauce will separate. My mom always said the other kids made fun of me because they were jealous of my intelligence, so I must be right. Everyone who's saying that they followed the recipe and it came out perfect is either lying, or loves greasy separated hollandaise sauce.
Posted: 1:52 a.m. by IAmEd As I have pointed out MANY TIMES, several of these recipes contain raisins, and I, like most people, am ALLERGIC to raisins! And before you tell me to substitute dried cranberries, I will reiterate that I am discussing the recipes AS WRITTEN. I do not appreciate your ATTACKING ME with helpful suggestions!
Posted: 2:12 a.m. by Herodotus I just have to laugh at the recipe for Beef Wellington. In Wellington's day, ovens didn't have temperature settings! And pate de foie gras certainly didn't come in cans. It's like the authors didn't even care about replicating authentic early 19th century cooking techniques!
Posted: 2:17 a.m. by LordOrcus I have read the new Better Joy Cookbook and I am devastated to my very core. Their macaroni and cheese recipe, the very macaroni and cheese I've been making since I was in college, has been ravaged and disfigured and left bleeding on the page. Where once it contained only cheddar cheese, now the recipe calls for a mix of cheddar and Colby. It may contain macaroni, and it may contain cheese, but it is not macaroni and cheese. This is a slap in the face and a knife in the gut. You have lost me, Better Joy Cookbook. I would bid you goodbye, but I wish you nothing but the pain and rage you have delivered unto me.
WD40 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2010-02-15 Age : 44 Location : land of broken dreams
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:09 pm
Aggie wrote:
A fifth-grader wants to present a speech on gay rights. Principal demands to change it and if he doesn't, he'll lose the right to speak.
Kid does a speech anyway.
I have a new hero.
Well done, lad!
WD40 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2010-02-15 Age : 44 Location : land of broken dreams
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:57 pm
Nothing minor about this.
This is the most glorious thing...
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:00 am
no
Braigwen Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Join date : 2009-06-14 Age : 44 Location : Punching Udina.
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:40 pm