Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical

Oswald State Correctional Facility. It's not just a prison, but truly a Wonderland.

Right, this is one of those 'summary foreshadows suckage' fics. My first one, in fact, so try not to mind the noob leaking all over this post.

One Steamy Night in the Emerald City by Gentle Mango

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Schillinger, Morales, and Said get down and dirty. Anal, BP, D/s, DP, Humil, Language, Lemon, MaleDom, N/C, Orgy, PWP, Racist, S&M, S/H, Scat, Shonen-Ai, Slash, WAFF, Yaoi

Warning label stacking!

If you're not familiar with this series, just the characters listed to be involved are brain breaky enough. Be glad you have that part of your sanity intact.
The first paragraph sets the mood:

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Enrique Morales had hidden his true feelings for months, but when he saw Vern in the shower he knew he had to have him. The older fellow's buttocks gleamed wetly with soap. The reflection of the fluorescent lights from Vern's soft globes cast an angelic halo about him. "Ay, Madre de Dios," Enrique moaned.

Mmm... Sexy.

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Much to Morales' delight, Schillinger's snowflake-white cock had begun to swell. Schillinger laughed, his proud cock throbbing. It blushed with his scarlet Aryan blood, swiftly becoming the same bold crimson as the Nazi flag.

Swastika!cock, ho!

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Unable to contain himself any longer, Morales growled like a feral Mexican in heat and pounced upon Schillinger.

As opposed to domestic Mexicans?

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The two sweaty men fled the shower arm in arm, their asscheeks clapping as they galloped like free wild stallions through the halls. Their cocks jigged and bobbed, in perfect synch with the pounding tempo of their feet and the rhythmic slap of buttocks. It was a percussion symphony of pure love, their stiff manmeat acting as conductors' batons to the song of their hearts and loins.

Oz: The Musical! Coming to a theatre near you.

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Suddenly Vern skidded to a halt, snatching Morales around the waist and throwing him into a solitary cell.

And suddenly, the gayity grinds to a stop!

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The walls were encrusted with feces, their spicy odor marking them as spic feces. Morales groaned, lapping up a flake of old shit. Definitely Mexican. That distinctive tang of salty burritomeat could never truly be erased from a wetback's intestines.

In attempts to legitimise the nature of this fic, the producers have included educational elements in the form of survivalist nature documentaries.

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Nigger cock," Vern hissed, his Aryan male appendage heiling most ferociously.

Und ve HEIL! HEIL! Right in der Führer’s face!

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… he growled, tossing Said to the floor with the sheer might of his sexuality.

The sexuality is strong in this one.

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Vern got the party started by plunging balls deep into Said's creamy brown man-cunt.

Undoubtedly diving for burried treasure.

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He blew his load almost immediately, coating Said's sinuses with Mexican cocksnot and garnishing his own penis with the chocolate fellow's slippery mucus.

That spells sinus infection at the very least.

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Just then the guards came in. They had been watching, and were quite impressed by the fellows' lusty efforts. The guard fellows shredded off their uniforms and knelt in a row, offering up their plump assholes to the virile inmates.

Of course, this is the musical’s grand finale!

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Beecher could only stare longingly, tugging at his pitifully tiny dick.

Casually throwing in the character hate at the end.


… OKAY so it wreaks of trollfic. I, unfortunately, was laughing too much to care. Besides, something needs to represent one of my obscure fandoms.

Gotta sing ... sing!
Gotta sing ... sing!
Prisoners of love
Blue skies above
Can't keep our hearts in jail
Prisoners of love
Our turtle doves
Soon coming 'round with bail
Oh, you can lock us up
And lose the key
But hearts in love
Are always free!
Prisoners of love
Blue skies above
'Cause we're still prisoners
We're still prisoners
We're still prisoners of love

This is a situation that clearly calls for a 'run screaming from the room' icon.

Also, man cunt and cock snot need to be added to the list of worst sexual euphamisms in existence. Though I suppose it could be worse-it could be a boy pussy. :suspect:

Rabid Badger wrote:

This is a situation that clearly calls for a 'run screaming from the room' icon.

Will flailing in confusion do? :panic:

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The two sweaty men fled the shower arm in arm, their asscheeks clapping as they galloped like free wild stallions through the halls. Their cocks jigged and bobbed, in perfect synch with the pounding tempo of their feet and the rhythmic slap of buttocks. It was a percussion symphony of pure love, their stiff manmeat acting as conductors' batons to the song of their hearts and loins.

I have really conflicting images of old ladies clapping politely in big hats at the Kentucky Derby, and an orgy with the band kids at my school. Obviously I need to make better mental barriers, since I can't seem to keep myself away from the badfic.

Freezer wrote:

Rabid Badger wrote:

This is a situation that clearly calls for a 'run screaming from the room' icon.

Will flailing in confusion do? :panic:

Quite well, thank you.

Oh, Ver. I lol'd. I lol'd hard.

I especially loved the "Mm...sexy." with a link to the picture. Great work.

But yeah, it does reek of trollfic.

Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

karmyn31 wrote:

Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

No, but the one they have is, shall I say, stretchy?

InkWeaver wrote:

Oh, Ver. I lol'd. I lol'd hard.

I especially loved the "Mm...sexy." with a link to the picture. Great work.

But yeah, it does reek of trollfic.

Yeah, I just thought it would help capture the moment if people knew what the two characters involved looked like.

myeerah wrote:

karmyn31 wrote:

Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

No, but the one they have is, shall I say, stretchy?

Then that's double anal, not double penetration. Double penetration requires two holes. Double anal requires one hole and two objects inserted into said hole.

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their stiff manmeat acting as conductors' batons to the song of their hearts and loins.

:D

I am now imagining a serious faced conductor in a DJ waving a penis around.

myeerah wrote:

karmyn31 wrote:

Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

No, but the one they have is, shall I say, stretchy?

Sure, but how are the three pairs of legs arranged?

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The reflection of the fluorescent lights from Vern's soft globes cast an angelic halo about him. "Ay, Madre de Dios," Enrique moaned.

Poor Mary. She's shown up in some strange places, but a nazi's ass has to be the worst.

I've never seen Oz so when I clicked on the first picture I was like "Noo, Sergeant Batista!" D:

Trivia wrote:

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The reflection of the fluorescent lights from Vern's soft globes cast an angelic halo about him. "Ay, Madre de Dios," Enrique moaned.

Poor Mary. She's shown up in some strange places, but a nazi's ass has to be the worst.

May I sig this, please? It made me spit Pepsi on my computer screen.

Have to agree; this is too good. I just love it because, you know, prison is where all the hawt lovin' goes on, of course. It's not rape, nope. All consensual. And Hawt.

Miraba wrote:

myeerah wrote:

karmyn31 wrote:

Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

No, but the one they have is, shall I say, stretchy?

Sure, but how are the three pairs of legs arranged?

Very carefully.

myeerah wrote:

Miraba wrote:

myeerah wrote:

karmyn31 wrote:

Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

No, but the one they have is, shall I say, stretchy?

Sure, but how are the three pairs of legs arranged?

Very carefully.

What, does the good ole fashioned spit roast not count as DP?

Rabid Badger wrote:

Trivia wrote:

Poor Mary. She's shown up in some strange places, but a nazi's ass has to be the worst.

May I sig this, please? It made me spit Pepsi on my computer screen.

Haha, really? Awesome. Go right ahead, I'd be tickled.

Fitchsticks wrote:

What, does the good ole fashioned spit roast not count as DP?

Not to a true connoisseur.