Why God, Why?
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Why God, Why?


 
HomeHome  RegisterRegister  Log in  

 

 Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Verandering
The Gender Offender
The Gender Offender
Verandering

Join date : 2009-06-04
Location : Colorado

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 9:16 am

Oswald State Correctional Facility. It's not just a prison, but truly a Wonderland.

Right, this is one of those 'summary foreshadows suckage' fics. My first one, in fact, so try not to mind the noob leaking all over this post.

One Steamy Night in the Emerald City by Gentle Mango


Quote :
Schillinger, Morales, and Said get down and dirty. Anal, BP, D/s, DP, Humil, Language, Lemon, MaleDom, N/C, Orgy, PWP, Racist, S&M, S/H, Scat, Shonen-Ai, Slash, WAFF, Yaoi
Warning label stacking!

If you're not familiar with this series, just the characters listed to be involved are brain breaky enough. Be glad you have that part of your sanity intact.
The first paragraph sets the mood:

Quote :
Enrique Morales had hidden his true feelings for months, but when he saw Vern in the shower he knew he had to have him. The older fellow's buttocks gleamed wetly with soap. The reflection of the fluorescent lights from Vern's soft globes cast an angelic halo about him. "Ay, Madre de Dios," Enrique moaned.
Mmm... Sexy.

Quote :
Much to Morales' delight, Schillinger's snowflake-white cock had begun to swell. Schillinger laughed, his proud cock throbbing. It blushed with his scarlet Aryan blood, swiftly becoming the same bold crimson as the Nazi flag.
Swastika!cock, ho!

Quote :
Unable to contain himself any longer, Morales growled like a feral Mexican in heat and pounced upon Schillinger.
As opposed to domestic Mexicans?

Quote :
The two sweaty men fled the shower arm in arm, their asscheeks clapping as they galloped like free wild stallions through the halls. Their cocks jigged and bobbed, in perfect synch with the pounding tempo of their feet and the rhythmic slap of buttocks. It was a percussion symphony of pure love, their stiff manmeat acting as conductors' batons to the song of their hearts and loins.
Oz: The Musical! Coming to a theatre near you.

Quote :
Suddenly Vern skidded to a halt, snatching Morales around the waist and throwing him into a solitary cell.
And suddenly, the gayity grinds to a stop!

Quote :
The walls were encrusted with feces, their spicy odor marking them as spic feces. Morales groaned, lapping up a flake of old shit. Definitely Mexican. That distinctive tang of salty burritomeat could never truly be erased from a wetback's intestines.
In attempts to legitimise the nature of this fic, the producers have included educational elements in the form of survivalist nature documentaries.

Quote :
Nigger cock," Vern hissed, his Aryan male appendage heiling most ferociously.
Und ve HEIL! HEIL! Right in der F├╝hrer’s face!

Quote :
… he growled, tossing Said to the floor with the sheer might of his sexuality.
The sexuality is strong in this one.

Quote :
Vern got the party started by plunging balls deep into Said's creamy brown man-cunt.
Undoubtedly diving for burried treasure.

Quote :
He blew his load almost immediately, coating Said's sinuses with Mexican cocksnot and garnishing his own penis with the chocolate fellow's slippery mucus.
That spells sinus infection at the very least.

Quote :
Just then the guards came in. They had been watching, and were quite impressed by the fellows' lusty efforts. The guard fellows shredded off their uniforms and knelt in a row, offering up their plump assholes to the virile inmates.
Of course, this is the musical’s grand finale!

Quote :
Beecher could only stare longingly, tugging at his pitifully tiny dick.
Casually throwing in the character hate at the end.


… OKAY so it wreaks of trollfic. I, unfortunately, was laughing too much to care. Besides, something needs to represent one of my obscure fandoms.
Back to top Go down
unskilled78
Sporkbender
Sporkbender


Join date : 2009-06-03
Age : 31
Location : a hell of his own creation.

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 10:44 am

Gotta sing ... sing!
Gotta sing ... sing!
Prisoners of love
Blue skies above
Can't keep our hearts in jail
Prisoners of love
Our turtle doves
Soon coming 'round with bail
Oh, you can lock us up
And lose the key
But hearts in love
Are always free!
Prisoners of love
Blue skies above
'Cause we're still prisoners
We're still prisoners
We're still prisoners of love
Back to top Go down
Rabid Badger
And This is Why I Need Medication
And This is Why I Need Medication
Rabid Badger

Join date : 2009-06-10

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 7:26 pm

This is a situation that clearly calls for a 'run screaming from the room' icon.

Also, man cunt and cock snot need to be added to the list of worst sexual euphamisms in existence. Though I suppose it could be worse-it could be a boy pussy. :suspect:
Back to top Go down
Freezer
Epic-Level Pornomancer
Epic-Level Pornomancer
Freezer

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 47
Location : Memphis, TN

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 11:17 pm

Rabid Badger wrote:
This is a situation that clearly calls for a 'run screaming from the room' icon.

Will flailing in confusion do? :panic:
Back to top Go down
http://freezer.livejournal.com
Penny Dreadful



Join date : 2009-06-12

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 11:41 pm

Quote :
The two sweaty men fled the shower arm in arm, their asscheeks clapping as they galloped like free wild stallions through the halls. Their cocks jigged and bobbed, in perfect synch with the pounding tempo of their feet and the rhythmic slap of buttocks. It was a percussion symphony of pure love, their stiff manmeat acting as conductors' batons to the song of their hearts and loins.

I have really conflicting images of old ladies clapping politely in big hats at the Kentucky Derby, and an orgy with the band kids at my school. Obviously I need to make better mental barriers, since I can't seem to keep myself away from the badfic.
Back to top Go down
Rabid Badger
And This is Why I Need Medication
And This is Why I Need Medication
Rabid Badger

Join date : 2009-06-10

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySat Jun 13, 2009 2:26 am

Freezer wrote:
Rabid Badger wrote:
This is a situation that clearly calls for a 'run screaming from the room' icon.

Will flailing in confusion do? :panic:

Quite well, thank you.
Back to top Go down
InkWeaver
Harriet Tubman
Harriet Tubman
InkWeaver

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 30
Location : Home of the peanuts.

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySat Jun 13, 2009 10:32 am

Oh, Ver. I lol'd. I lol'd hard.

I especially loved the "Mm...sexy." with a link to the picture. Great work.

But yeah, it does reek of trollfic.
Back to top Go down
karmyn31
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
karmyn31

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 45

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySat Jun 13, 2009 10:58 am

Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.
Back to top Go down
myeerah
Contributor
Contributor
myeerah

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 43

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySat Jun 13, 2009 11:00 am

karmyn31 wrote:
Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

No, but the one they have is, shall I say, stretchy?
Back to top Go down
Verandering
The Gender Offender
The Gender Offender
Verandering

Join date : 2009-06-04
Location : Colorado

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySat Jun 13, 2009 11:54 am

InkWeaver wrote:
Oh, Ver. I lol'd. I lol'd hard.

I especially loved the "Mm...sexy." with a link to the picture. Great work.

But yeah, it does reek of trollfic.

Yeah, I just thought it would help capture the moment if people knew what the two characters involved looked like.
Back to top Go down
karmyn31
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
karmyn31

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 45

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySat Jun 13, 2009 12:05 pm

myeerah wrote:
karmyn31 wrote:
Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

No, but the one they have is, shall I say, stretchy?

Then that's double anal, not double penetration. Double penetration requires two holes. Double anal requires one hole and two objects inserted into said hole.
Back to top Go down
Fitchsticks
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
Fitchsticks

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 30

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySat Jun 13, 2009 2:37 pm

Quote :
their stiff manmeat acting as conductors' batons to the song of their hearts and loins.
:D

I am now imagining a serious faced conductor in a DJ waving a penis around.
Back to top Go down
Miraba
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
Miraba

Join date : 2009-06-10
Location : Washington DC

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySat Jun 13, 2009 10:05 pm

myeerah wrote:
karmyn31 wrote:
Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

No, but the one they have is, shall I say, stretchy?
Sure, but how are the three pairs of legs arranged?
Back to top Go down
Trivia

Trivia

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 33
Location : Da Rawk

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySun Jun 14, 2009 12:13 am

Quote :
The reflection of the fluorescent lights from Vern's soft globes cast an angelic halo about him. "Ay, Madre de Dios," Enrique moaned.

Poor Mary. She's shown up in some strange places, but a nazi's ass has to be the worst.

I've never seen Oz so when I clicked on the first picture I was like "Noo, Sergeant Batista!" D:
Back to top Go down
Rabid Badger
And This is Why I Need Medication
And This is Why I Need Medication
Rabid Badger

Join date : 2009-06-10

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySun Jun 14, 2009 2:47 am

Trivia wrote:
Quote :
The reflection of the fluorescent lights from Vern's soft globes cast an angelic halo about him. "Ay, Madre de Dios," Enrique moaned.

Poor Mary. She's shown up in some strange places, but a nazi's ass has to be the worst.

May I sig this, please? It made me spit Pepsi on my computer screen. Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical 611762
Back to top Go down
Maximilia
My spoon is too big.
My spoon is too big.
Maximilia

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 47
Location : South Dakota

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySun Jun 14, 2009 7:10 am

Have to agree; this is too good. I just love it because, you know, prison is where all the hawt lovin' goes on, of course. It's not rape, nope. All consensual. And Hawt. Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical 585516
Back to top Go down
myeerah
Contributor
Contributor
myeerah

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 43

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySun Jun 14, 2009 8:25 am

Miraba wrote:
myeerah wrote:
karmyn31 wrote:
Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

No, but the one they have is, shall I say, stretchy?
Sure, but how are the three pairs of legs arranged?

Very carefully. Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical 8638
Back to top Go down
Fitchsticks
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
Fitchsticks

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 30

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySun Jun 14, 2009 9:07 am

myeerah wrote:
Miraba wrote:
myeerah wrote:
karmyn31 wrote:
Wait, can men do DP? They don't have enough holes.

No, but the one they have is, shall I say, stretchy?
Sure, but how are the three pairs of legs arranged?

Very carefully. Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical 8638
What, does the good ole fashioned spit roast not count as DP?
Back to top Go down
Trivia

Trivia

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 33
Location : Da Rawk

Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical EmptySun Jun 14, 2009 1:56 pm

Rabid Badger wrote:
Trivia wrote:

Poor Mary. She's shown up in some strange places, but a nazi's ass has to be the worst.
May I sig this, please? It made me spit Pepsi on my computer screen. Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical 611762

Haha, really? Awesome. Go right ahead, I'd be tickled. Smile

Fitchsticks wrote:
What, does the good ole fashioned spit roast not count as DP?

Not to a true connoisseur.
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty
PostSubject: Re: Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical   Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical Empty

Back to top Go down
 
Oz the Maximum Security Gay Cell Block Frolic Musical
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Why God, Why? :: The Sporking Table :: New Releases-
Jump to: