Teddy Babes. Yeah, it's what you're thinking.

Aggie wrote:

Okay, there's something wrong with me. The first thing I thought when I saw the title of this thread was that they had feminine teddy bears, not plush sex dolls. I feel like I've betrayed my internet-raised heritage. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Yeah, me too. :/

Am I the only one on here who doesn't think this is any worse than a "regular", equally unrealistic blow-up doll? What makes this worse than any other human-shaped sex toy, honestly?

The Alien from Uranus wrote:

Aggie wrote:

Okay, there's something wrong with me. The first thing I thought when I saw the title of this thread was that they had feminine teddy bears, not plush sex dolls. I feel like I've betrayed my internet-raised heritage. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Yeah, me too. :/

Am I the only one on here who doesn't think this is any worse than a "regular", equally unrealistic blow-up doll? What makes this worse than any other human-shaped sex toy, honestly?

Nothing.
Though perhaps the pains one would have to go through to clean it after use? D:

Verandering wrote:

Nothing.
Though perhaps the pains one would have to go through to clean it after use? D:

That's what the removable vajayjay is for: you can just pop it in the machine.

The Alien from Uranus wrote:

Am I the only one on here who doesn't think this is any worse than a "regular", equally unrealistic blow-up doll? What makes this worse than any other human-shaped sex toy, honestly?

Most "equally unrealistic blow-up dolls" admit their product is kinda shameworthy for use *Or they leave the state of mind up to the consumer*, but these clowns have completely changed the playing field. They're like "It's a giant stuffed animal, for people who want teh cuddlez * OVER 9000! oh and it has a rubber vagina, but our buyers only want teh cuddlez!"

unskilled78 wrote:

The Alien from Uranus wrote:

Am I the only one on here who doesn't think this is any worse than a "regular", equally unrealistic blow-up doll? What makes this worse than any other human-shaped sex toy, honestly?

Most "equally unrealistic blow-up dolls" admit their product is kinda shameworthy for use *Or they leave the state of mind up to the consumer*, but these clowns have completely changed the playing field. They're like "It's a giant stuffed animal, for people who want teh cuddlez * OVER 9000! oh and it has a rubber vagina, but our buyers only want teh cuddlez!"

Eh. At least you can use it as a pillow after you're done fucking it?

Whats wrong with one of these?
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To be honest, I think real dolls are creepy as well. How can you like one of those unless you have an uncanny valley-fetish or something? And I imagine a fleshlight would be a lot cheaper in any case.

I think you would have to be very good at play pretending for a doll (or teddy babe) to fill your loneliness as well. Well, I guess the (crazy) BJD collectors are similar. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Somath Cegem wrote:

Whats wrong with one of these?
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It doesn't have a vagina, silly billy.

Somath Cegem wrote:

Whats wrong with one of these?
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Are you saying you'd tap that? Without a washable vagina? That's gross.

grmblfjx wrote:

Somath Cegem wrote:

Whats wrong with one of these?
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Are you saying you'd tap that? Without a washable vagina? That's gross.

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grmblfjx wrote:

Are you saying you'd tap that? Without a washable vagina? That's gross.

Just squeeze the legs together.

I know I saw someone selling stuffed animals like that (though they were larger) that came with washable vaginas. I forget where, though, so I can't link you guys to them. They were delightfully disturbing - maybe more so than the teddy babes.

... might have been over the Portal of Evil.

Your commentary was priceless. Post more, I like you.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I know I saw someone selling stuffed animals like that (though they were larger) that came with washable vaginas. I forget where, though, so I can't link you guys to them. They were delightfully disturbing - maybe more so than the teddy babes.

... might have been over the Portal of Evil.

I think I've seen that before, at one of the older incarnations. I also seem to remember someone selling a yiffable Tigger with an... I'm not even sure there's words to describe it... an opening made out of a shuttlecock.

Does this sound familiar to anyone else?

ZoZo wrote:

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I know I saw someone selling stuffed animals like that (though they were larger) that came with washable vaginas. I forget where, though, so I can't link you guys to them. They were delightfully disturbing - maybe more so than the teddy babes.

... might have been over the Portal of Evil.

I think I've seen that before, at one of the older incarnations. I also seem to remember someone selling a yiffable Tigger with an... I'm not even sure there's words to describe it... an opening made out of a shuttlecock.

Does this sound familiar to anyone else?

Are you thinking of angelpaws?

They provide such stunning altercations to your stuffed animal as:
--Breast Implants- $12
--Makeup (Eyeshadow, blush, lipstick, etc.)- $3
--All Natural Animal Pheromones (Sprayed in/on to plush)- $8-$12 (Depending on species)
--Custom or Matching Panties/Bra- Varies depending on fabric

They'll also add what they call an SPH to your stuffed animal. I'm not sure of what SPH is an abbreviation, but what they mean is fuck hole. Literally.
Get this! You can even choose between two kinds of fabric for you fuck hole: silk and stretch fleece. (The silk, apparently, isn't washable. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] )

Not sold yet? Just read the testimonials from other satisfied customers:

Mark wrote:

Jess is super cool, she made my baby from scractch and I love it. I really really LUV it.
the hole *blush, blush* is expertly crafted and the hair is styled to perfection! The
biography is so much better than anything I could have ever written and she is super
adorable, I wish she were my girlfriend.

Steven wrote:

I never new that ther was a company like this on the net, they made me a beatiful girlfriend.
I am very thankful.

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Kremlin wrote:

I'm not sure of what SPH is an abbreviation, but what they mean is fuck hole.

Urban Dictionary wrote:

Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.

Kremlin wrote:

Are you thinking of angelpaws?

Not what I had in mind, but it may be disturbing because the other site just had stuffed animals with fuck holes, while this one has stuffed animals dressed as leather daddies with fuck holes.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Kremlin wrote:

Are you thinking of angelpaws?

Not what I had in mind, but it may be disturbing because the other site just had stuffed animals with fuck holes, while this one has stuffed animals dressed as leather daddies with fuck holes.

I was going to reply in a similar vein.

Along with the gruesome content, can I just express my disgust over the horrible web design?