Twilight: The Death of Feminism

The bitch didn't know not to start shit if you weren't ready to finish shit. Now maybe she has learned and is a better person for it.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

The bitch didn't know not to start shit if you weren't ready to finish shit. Now maybe she has learned and is a better person for it.

Oh, Mikey, you're so cute. Here, have a cookie and let the grown-ups talk.

85% of that forum agrees with what she did! And they treat anyone who disagrees so smugly. They just don't seem to understand the difference between mindfuck and spitting in someone's fucking yogurt!

Does TwilightSucks deserve its own thread? Because, if anyone who frequents that forum agrees, I'll totally make the TwilightSucks thread.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

The bitch didn't know not to start shit if you weren't ready to finish shit. Now maybe she has learned and is a better person for it.

oh u

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I...I...oh Jane, I know you would have laughed yourself sick over Twilight, but I...I...

(Lapin needs to lie curled up in a ball in the corner weeping for a few minutes)

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Maybe the publishers were counting on all the cross-eyed Twilight fans to mistakenly reach for a new Twilight book, only to find out once they got home... they were punk'd.

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Maybe the publishers were counting on all the cross-eyed Twilight fans to mistakenly reach for a new Twilight book, only to find out once they got home... they were punk'd.

From a Twitard's LJ:

'Christmas SUX ths year!!!! OMG I wanted the speshul edition of TWILIGHT!!! An I showed mom in teh bookstore where it was an' whut it was like but insted of TWILIGHT!! i got ths weird book with like, carriages an weird ppl in it, an no vampires!!! My mom sux! EDWARD I LUV U!!!!'

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

The bitch didn't know not to start shit if you weren't ready to finish shit. Now maybe she has learned and is a better person for it.

Oh, Mikey, you're so cute. Here, have a cookie and let the grown-ups talk.

85% of that forum agrees with what she did! And they treat anyone who disagrees so smugly. They just don't seem to understand the difference between mindfuck and spitting in someone's fucking yogurt!

Does TwilightSucks deserve its own thread? Because, if anyone who frequents that forum agrees, I'll totally make the TwilightSucks thread.

Seriously, I think that escapade was just to earn some attention. That's not to say there wasn't an immature, twenty-year-old Twitard cousin that spat into Nyx's yogurt, but for Nyx to go to such ends and get away with it? Bullshit.

The "awesome" anti-Twilight mother who doesn't realize that, hey, Nyx was probably in that bedroom recently, what with the daily/weekly Collect the Dirty Dishes ritual; so why wasn't this scene found sooner? Just happening to find the first edition, signed copy her cousin holds so dear, let alone able to be take it from her room? The getting away scot-free without her cousin's mom OR her own mom actually interrogating her, regardless of the extremely weak alibi? Not giving two shits that she's costing her family members hundreds to thousands of dollars in psychiatry bills?

Bull. Shit. This is just a case of a moron attempting to look kickass on the Internet with no proof, whatsoever, other than her own account of what happened. She got some ideas from other forum goers and, frankly, probably pussed out; rather than lose some idiotic cred or rep on the site, she staged it to look "OMGBADASSAWESOMEHERE'SASTICKERFORBEINGKICKASS", thus earning her a tiny, temporary sentence in Internet History.

Edit: Also, can it be proven that the book in the pictures Nyx posted was a first-edition, signed copy? I didn't see any indication of either. Hell, is there even evidence that the scenario was even pasted up in her cousin's room? All we got to see was one very bare wall that was covered in paper.

Shingzyl wrote:

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

The bitch didn't know not to start shit if you weren't ready to finish shit. Now maybe she has learned and is a better person for it.

Oh, Mikey, you're so cute. Here, have a cookie and let the grown-ups talk.

85% of that forum agrees with what she did! And they treat anyone who disagrees so smugly. They just don't seem to understand the difference between mindfuck and spitting in someone's fucking yogurt!

Does TwilightSucks deserve its own thread? Because, if anyone who frequents that forum agrees, I'll totally make the TwilightSucks thread.

Seriously, I think that escapade was just to earn some attention. That's not to say there wasn't an immature, twenty-year-old Twitard cousin that spat into Nyx's yogurt, but for Nyx to go to such ends and get away with it? Bullshit.

The "awesome" anti-Twilight mother who doesn't realize that, hey, Nyx was probably in that bedroom recently, what with the daily/weekly Collect the Dirty Dishes ritual; so why wasn't this scene found sooner? Just happening to find the first edition, signed copy her cousin holds so dear, let alone able to be take it from her room? The getting away scot-free without her cousin's mom OR her own mom actually interrogating her, regardless of the extremely weak alibi? Not giving two shits that she's costing her family members hundreds to thousands of dollars in psychiatry bills?

Bull. Shit. This is just a case of a moron attempting to look kickass on the Internet with no proof, whatsoever, other than her own account of what happened. She got some ideas from other forum goers and, frankly, probably pussed out; rather than lose some idiotic cred or rep on the site, she staged it to look "OMGBADASSAWESOMEHERE'SASTICKERFORBEINGKICKASS", thus earning her a tiny, temporary sentence in Internet History.

Edit: Also, can it be proven that the book in the pictures Nyx posted was a first-edition, signed copy? I didn't see any indication of either. Hell, is there even evidence that the scenario was even pasted up in her cousin's room? All we got to see was one very bare wall that was covered in paper.

I find the story pretty weak myself, but either way it's pretty bad. Either she's evil or just plain made o' fail.

What pisses me off is the elitist, self-centered, twats that think that someone would deserve this for spitting in someone's yogurt. The one that particularly pisses me off is the "oh-so-badass" metalhead that claims to be a nihilist, which means "OMG gaiz! there iz no god, so morality doesn't exist! that means we need to be terrible people gaiz!"

Mr.Doobie wrote:

I find the story pretty weak myself, but either way it's pretty bad. Either she's evil or just plain made o' fail.

What pisses me off is the elitist, self-centered, twats that think that someone would deserve this for spitting in someone's yogurt. The one that particularly pisses me off is the "oh-so-badass" metalhead that claims to be a nihilist, which means "OMG gaiz! there iz no god, so morality doesn't exist! that means we need to be terrible people gaiz!"

Twilight makes idiots out of both sides of the spectrum. It's funny, though, because Anti-Twits hate the obsession of the Twits, right? Well, to quote Lady Sovereign, "Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession."

Oh, christ, yes those idiots need to be slapped with the Common Sense Stick. I only read a few of the posts supporting her, but one really ticked me off. It was something about how the cousin is twenty and deserved having a mindfuck, simply because she was being MUCH too immature for a twenty year old. Cause, you know, you're not allowed to be childish unless you have a 'teen' tacked into your age.

theweirdkind wrote:

ETAA: Found where I came in on that thread. It still makes me rage.

Spoiler:

This is one of the reasons that I left that forum.

The maturity level started off alright, but after a while it just devolved into stuff like this. And I really wish it hadn't, since I enjoyed the trolls on the forum so very, very much.

Blooferlady wrote:

theweirdkind wrote:

ETAA: Found where I came in on that thread. It still makes me rage.

Spoiler:

This is one of the reasons that I left that forum.

The maturity level started off alright, but after a while it just devolved into stuff like this. And I really wish it hadn't, since I enjoyed the trolls on the forum so very, very much.

Wow, it's exactly the same level of discourse as /b/. I doubt that that's a coincidence, too. I mean, the first post of that thread is the kind of thing that /b/tards wish happened every day.

Hey, objecting to wildly disproportionate and hate-filled revenge schemes* makes one a "moralfag"! You learn something new every day. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

*assuming that it ever took place, about which I have my doubts, but the reactions seem genuine enough.

Glen wrote:

*assuming that it ever took place, about which I have my doubts, but the reactions seem genuine enough.

I did too, but, hm.

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The picture is timestamped as 10:38 PM at night (I just now realized this). I'm assuming the pictures were taken when the prank was just finished, before the revealing. I mean, what parent would let their kid take pictures of something like that, right?

Fuck, how long was the cousin gone and why does this family hunt for dirty dishes so late in the evening?

Again, Nyx is full of it. She staged the scene because she "promised" she'd do whatever revenge idea was voted best.

Wow. Using the size of the book to determine the scale, that display must be huge.

...how come no one realised that the writing on the pages wasn't the cousin's own?

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...how come no one realised that the writing on the pages wasn't the cousin's own?

I was wondering the exact same thing.

Yorokobi wrote:

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...how come no one realised that the writing on the pages wasn't the cousin's own?

I was wondering the exact same thing.

It looks like block or print lettering, not cursive. And to an untrained eye it is very difficult, if not impossible, to distinguish one person's print writing from another.

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Isn't that the fourth time that's been posted in this thread?

Ah fuck it, let's go up to 10, make it a round number: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Yes yes yes, that makes 5. Come on, community spirit, people [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Little Egypt wrote:

Ah fuck it, let's go up to 10, make it a round number: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

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I blame you for my brain melting out of my ears!!!

My brain...

Blooferlady wrote:

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The sad part is, a lot of these are from adults who like the series. I just read one about a lawyer and there are others that indicate the poster is an older person.

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Today, I came home to my son doing 150 push-ups on our kitchen floor. He's 11. We watched New Moon yesterday. MLIT

This just made me kind of sad.


Also, I love the way that that website is blacklisted by WOT.