The rantings of Amy Alkon's surlier twin

Verandering wrote:

Mae Bedlam wrote:

MJ must have changed her avatar, because I was checking her tags and saw that she had used the exact same glamour image that Lolita used to use as her avatar. Could she be an even better troll than we thought? Does she still have the GIF of the sparkly shoe kitten that will one day take its rightful spot below Mikey's username? The mysteries never cease.

I don't even have to read the rest of this thread, I'm convinced.

Stop feeding Lolita, guys.


Edit: No seriously. This is Lolita, guys. The first post was in March 2009, and just take a look at all those images. Ringing any bells?

I would lol so hard if this were true.

I'll bet you anything it is. Lolita obviously has a lot of spare time on her hands.

And we all agree this is a troll y/y?
Conclusion reached, mystery solved. Now if only someone started replying to the thing as amyleefan

There are other trolls in this world that you just aren't aware of. But I'm voting for this to be a troll as well. It's too stupid to be real.

Lexin wrote:

Verandering wrote:

Edit: No seriously. This is Lolita, guys. The first post was in March 2009, and just take a look at all those images. Ringing any bells?

I don't know if it's Lolita (thought it wouldn't surprise me) but I'm 98% sure it's a troll. I mean, saying that women should be "barefoot and pregnant", which is what it amounts to, doesn't smell 'troll' to you? And someone who writes so badly, but seems able to spell? No, I say troll.

Lexin, my troll-dar went off when I read that line, too. Then again, there is the saying that "truth is stranger than fiction", and there really are people that are that stupid, brainless, insensitive, and incapable of writing/presenting a logical argument for their opinions, so I generally have doubts about my doubts unless proven troll'd.

Anyone think that Noah, Orion, and Scorpiorose the White Nationalist Jew are her sockpuppets, or real people who think she's real?

Out of all the millions of people on the internet, how is it we keep running into Lolita?!? Is she tracking us? Does she have spies? Are all of you Lolita?

CAN ANYONE BE TRUSTED ANYMORE?!?

*puts on tinfoil hat, hides in basement, jumps at shadows* [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

KelinciHutan wrote:

Out of all the millions of people on the internet, how is it we keep running into Lolita?!? Is she tracking us? Does she have spies? Are all of you Lolita?

CAN ANYONE BE TRUSTED ANYMORE?!?

*puts on tinfoil hat, hides in basement, jumps at shadows* [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

She knows what pisses us off?

Edit: OR MAYBE MAE IS LOLITA TOO

LOLITA SCARE!!















Actually it's just because we're still generally in the same network of things. Remember dear old Batty Kittenmommy is also on sf_d.

Mafiosa wrote:

Edit: OR MAYBE MAE IS LOLITA TOO

brb shitting bricks

Aw, and I had a great plan. But interaction with Lolita makes my all angry and grrr. The fuck is up with that bitch? She want back in the club or something?

Remember how upthread I said how much this looked like the handiwork of the Twilight fic full of MALICE and SPITE? Remember how that was one of the first fics back at HoBF?

*dons tinfoil hat*

Dude, I'm so glad I didn't email her.

If it is her...do you think she's putting all those little clues in there on purpose, like a game of "Where on the Internet is Lolita Sandiego"?

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

Kirby wrote:

If it is her...do you think she's putting all those little clues in there on purpose, like a game of "Where on the Internet is Lolita Sandiego"?

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Well, I sort of meant it as a joke, but I see your point.

BTW, what is that anime that you keep posting all the screencaps of?

theweirdkind wrote:

Verandering wrote:

Edit: No seriously. This is Lolita, guys. The first post was in March 2009, and just take a look at all those images. Ringing any bells?

Sparkly and crappy .gifs. And roses! :unskilled78:

Well hell fire. Some people really WILL do anything to get attention, won't they?

Mae Bedlam wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Edit: OR MAYBE MAE IS LOLITA TOO

brb shitting bricks

Oh my God you bitch if you turn out to be Lolita you better send me back those cool earrings and that necklace I sent you for Secret Santa, you whore, because they were really cool and the present YOU gave ME was shit.

BTW, I totally know where to find the shoe kitten. Does that make me Lolita?

ZoZo wrote:

BTW, I totally know where to find the shoe kitten. Does that make me Lolita?

Yes. Don't you know that everone is Lolita? Except for those of us who are Knorg, of course.

Kirby wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

Kirby wrote:

If it is her...do you think she's putting all those little clues in there on purpose, like a game of "Where on the Internet is Lolita Sandiego"?

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Well, I sort of meant it as a joke, but I see your point.

BTW, what is that anime that you keep posting all the screencaps of?

It's "Legend of Galactic Heroes", pretty much a space opera, but one that's very well done. Unfortunately, you'll only be able to find a couple of the 110 episodes on Youtube.

Shisaiga wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

BTW, I totally know where to find the shoe kitten. Does that make me Lolita?

Yes. Don't you know that everone is Lolita? Except for those of us who are Knorg, of course.

Wait, so I Lolita wasn't Knorg? Dude you like totally blew my mind.

The internets are a series of tubes populated by Knorg and Lolita.




Who knows how far the rabbit hole goes? Maybe they are, at the very basic überroot, the same person. :o

This entire forum will disappear once Lolita wakes up.

Narwhal wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

BTW, I totally know where to find the shoe kitten. Does that make me Lolita?

Why the fuck haven't you posted it yet??

I've been looking all over for that damn thing! Send it to me so I can make good use of it? I was going to make that Mikey's avatar but no luck.

Dang, and I was enjoying myself, too :/