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Join date : 2009-08-19
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PostSubject: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 11:11 am

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An Auckland accountant was sacked for sending "confrontational" emails with words in red, in bold and in capital letters.

Vicki Walker, who was a financial controller with ProCare Health, has been
awarded $17,000 for unfair dismissal, and plans to lodge an appeal for
further compensation.

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The email, which advises her team how to fill out staff claim forms,
specifies a time and date highlighted in bold red, and a sentence
written in capitals and highlighted in bold blue. It reads: "To ensure
your staff claim is processed and paid, please do follow the below
checklist."

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST IN ALL CAPS OR YOU WILL BE BANNED FOR CREATING A CONFRONTATIONAL ENVIRONMENT NO CRUISE CONTROL 57923
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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 11:38 am

I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING CONFRONTATIONAL, FUCKNUT
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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 6:28 pm

TO ENSURE YOUR REPLY TO THIS POST IS APPROPRIATE, PLEASE DO READ ALL OF THE BELOW LIST

1. It makes perfect sense to capitalize things to which you wish to draw attention.
2. If she'd written an entire email in all-bolded, red-font caps, they might have a point.
3. These people would die of the confrontationalism if they ever saw the AUMB handbook.
4. I'm hoping this post ends up funnier in the reading than I'm now worried it will in the writing.

This post was completed on August 31, 2009, 7:27 PM CST.


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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 6:45 pm

FUCK YOU AND DIE, YOU FUCKING PANSIES
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Raine
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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 6:53 pm

BUT TYPING IN CAPS HELPS ME FEEL IMPORTANT
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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 7:17 pm

THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR IS NOT CONDUCIVE TO POLITE AND FRIENDLY DISCUSSION. I'M REPORTING ALL OF YOU TO THE ADMINS.
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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 8:13 pm

I NEED HELP FEELING VALIDATED!
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Delcat
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Join date : 2009-06-13
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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 9:58 pm

hey guys, sorry i'm late. i got laryngitis. what are we talking about now?

...oh hell, I ruin everything I touch :<
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PostSubject: Woman fired for typing in all caps   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyTue Sep 01, 2009 3:26 pm

NZ workers get naptime?

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"An accountant in NZ has been awarded $17,000 NZD for unfair dismissal after her boss fired her without warning for using uppercase letters in a single email to co-workers. The email, which advises her team how to fill out staff claim forms, specifies a time and date highlighted in bold red, and a sentence written in capitals and highlighted in bold blue. It reads: 'To ensure your staff claim is processed and paid, please do follow the below checklist.' Her boss deemed the capital letters too confrontational for her co-workers to read after they woke up from naptime."

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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyTue Sep 01, 2009 3:49 pm

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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyWed Sep 02, 2009 7:49 am

Mafiosa wrote:
I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING CONFRONTATIONAL, FUCKNUT

OK, I think somebody needs to cut waaaaaaaaaay back on their coffee consumption. NO CRUISE CONTROL 611762
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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyWed Sep 02, 2009 9:15 am

This was not CAPSLOCK RAGE! She was trying to draw attention to something important. Sheesh, they wonder why morale in the workplace is so low if you can get fired for a silly little thing like this.
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PostSubject: Re: NO CRUISE CONTROL   NO CRUISE CONTROL EmptyWed Sep 02, 2009 5:55 pm

Yeah, there are more important things to worry about.
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