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PostSubject: Re: OH NO JOE! Paramount won't screen GI Joe for critics.   OH NO JOE!  Paramount won't screen GI Joe for critics. - Page 2 EmptySat Aug 15, 2009 8:29 pm

And O Brother Where Art Thou was awesome!
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We need younger Film Critics. All the Critics now are like, 40 or something and far too keen on dramas and romantic comedies and particuarly beautiful animation. They only get a select sense of humour and won't even TRY to enjoy an action film.

And they manage to write REALLY arrogantly. Like they're better than any viewer who enjoyed it.
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Nobody cares what you think.
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My sister saw it with my dad, and even she said it was horrible. To put this in perspective: My sister is 23 and watches The Disney Channel religiously.
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Maximilia wrote:
And O Brother Where Art Thou was awesome!

Oh, fuck yes.


Which is better: the live action movie, or the first three minutes of the cartoon movie?
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Okay, I sold by the first 30 seconds of that clip.

Lapin wrote:
I really want to trash him for that, but I have the bad habit of my brain going "Bwuh? Please? I want" everytime she appears.

I like Megan Fox too. She seems like a really funny girl to be around, plus she likes comic books. OH NO JOE!  Paramount won't screen GI Joe for critics. - Page 2 355243
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Quadratus wrote:
Michael Bay has a weird fixation with Megan Fox...

So do half the adult males in the Western world. OH NO JOE!  Paramount won't screen GI Joe for critics. - Page 2 611762
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I would just like to remind everyone that Destro is a pimp.
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I'll see your GI Joe and raise you:



Venture Bros FTW!
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WTF?
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The cartoon just weirds me out.

The movie had... good action, but the plot was both predictable and trite. Double *ugh* going to Duke/Baroness.
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Around the Cobra barracks, they call him "Cockblock Commander."
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