Briton Geoffrey Portway admits US plot to kill and eat child

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He's no dreamboat.

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A Briton faces up to 27 years in a US jail for plotting to kidnap, rape, kill and eat a child, authorities say.

I think he's taken the all you can eat signs at family diners the wrong way.

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Agents found the basement of Geoffrey Portway's Massachusetts home equipped with a steel cage and a child-sized home-made coffin, in a raid last year.

His lawyer has argued he simply wished to free the world of the evil of Zombie Gary Coleman

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The 40-year-old had spent months discussing the kidnap and murder online with an American, Michael Arnett.

Portway pleaded guilty to soliciting the kidnap of a child and distribution and possession of child pornography.

His admission on Monday was part of a plea agreement, the US Attorney's Office said

Fucking hell, they needed a plea agreement? Surely the computer logs, dungeon and child porno would have been enough to do it anyway? Is this about saving money for the courts or some shit? And am I only asking these questions because of my general ignorance of the US court system?

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During last year's raid, federal agents found a locked door in the basement, which led to a second door that opened into a dungeon lined with sound-deadening material containing a small makeshift coffin with external locking devices.

Nearby were a steel cage with multiple locks, and a steel table top with steel rings at six points, which police believe were intended to restrain victims.

Either his dungeon, or they'd accidently tunnelled through to the CIA's "Friendly Chat Department" instead.

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A spokesman for the US Attorney's Office in the district of Massachusetts said: "This dungeon was described in detail by Portway in recovered chats as a place he intended to use to keep kidnapped children while he sexually abused them and as a place to eventually murder and cannibalise the children."

Ok... This is one of those guys I'd feel OK getting the death penalty. They have absolute clear evidence he's a considerable danger and he ain't gonna get better. For anyone thinking of making prison rape jokes, I suspect they don't teabag the cannibals.

Knorg wrote:

I suspect they don't teabag the cannibals.

*snort* Damn you.

So glad this guy got caught holy shit.

Knorg wrote:

His lawyer has argued he simply wished to free the world of the evil of Zombie Gary Coleman

Oh, dude. That was so wrong.

Knorg wrote:

For anyone thinking of making prison rape jokes, I suspect they don't teabag the cannibals.

No, they just make them felch instead. Okay, that was worse than Zombie Gary Coleman.

[quote]A Briton faces up to 27 years in a US jail for plotting to kidnap, rape, kill and eat a child, authorities say.]

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Agents found the basement of Geoffrey Portway's Massachusetts home equipped with a steel cage and a child-sized home-made coffin, in a raid last year.

Holy shit.

Finish your food.

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Police believe he began making inquiries from at least 2010 and was informed that Arnett had previously helped others with such requests and had "experience" with the abduction and sexual abuse of children.

During their web conversations, Portway boasted of his intention to lock children in his basement, referencing scalpels, butchering kits, freezers and castration tools.

Detectives also found material showing that the men had shared child pornography and images of injured, mutilated and dead children.

*stares*

He only faces up to 27 years? HOLY SHIT.

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Fucking hell, they needed a plea agreement?

I'm not an expert on the law, but I think that plea agreements can be made for giving names of others who helped you (which I really hope it is) or by giving the names and leading police to the graves of those you killed.

I hope he gives names and then is killed in prison. Someone like that shouldn't be on the street.

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Holy shit.

Finish your food.

Well Mikey he was on a diet and a full child is over the daily calorie intake. And they quickly go bad, so what was he suppose to do?

bleachedblackcat wrote:

I'm not an expert on the law, but I think that plea agreements can be made for giving names of others who helped you (which I really hope it is) or by giving the names and leading police to the graves of those you killed.

Haha no

The vast majority of plea deals are "hurry up and confess already so my conviction rate goes up and we don't clog the courts with your obviously guilty ass."

This is fucking INSANE. He should be taken outside and shot, I don't care. Not only did he want to sexually abuse a child, he planned on killing them afterwards or possibly torturing them in excruciating ways; judging by his talk of using scalpels and shit.

Penguin wrote:

bleachedblackcat wrote:

I'm not an expert on the law, but I think that plea agreements can be made for giving names of others who helped you (which I really hope it is) or by giving the names and leading police to the graves of those you killed.

Haha no

The vast majority of plea deals are "hurry up and confess already so my conviction rate goes up and we don't clog the courts with your obviously guilty ass."

Like I said, I'm not an expert and all my knowledge about crime comes from reading and my mom's obsession with CSI. But thanks for correcting me.

Cool, wish he made a cookbook about it