Detroit mother labels Anne Frank's diary pornographic...

Somebody please tell me this woman is kidding...

thegloss.com wrote:

We all know that Anne Frank is a great girl, but did you also know that her diary is completely pornographic? No? That’s because you are not some very odd mother in Detroit.

One parent is trying to stop seventh graders from reading The Diary Of Anne Frank because of its smutty, smutty content. Jalopnik says:

The parent raises issue with Frank’s discovery of her own womanhood, which is too “pornographic” for her tastes.

Frank writes, among other observations, “Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn’t realize there was a second set of labia on the inside. What’s even funnier is that I thought urine came out of the clitoris.” Haha, silly clitoris. Just never know what it’s doing there! The Fox 2 video alone is worth watching just to see our concerned parent hesitate over saying “female genitalia.”

Silly clitoris indeed!

However, that isn’t really arousing in any way. It’s not pornographic because I can’t imagine anyone read that sentence and got all hot and bothered. I mean, if you did, you should let me know, because you sound interesting, and maybe you’d like to share some of your stuff.

Until now I had thought the 2008 Lions were Detroit's biggest losers, but the mother referred to in this story has proven me wrong.

Words cannot describe how hard I'm trying to resist face-palming irl right now.

thegloss.com wrote:

[font=Arial]We all know that Anne Frank is a great girl, but did you also know that her diary is completely pornographic?

I never read the diary, but wasn't there a controversy a few years ago because her father had heavily consored it? Is this woman reading the edited or the unabridged version?

Can it be long before a porn studio releases "This Ain't The Diary of Anne Frank XXX"?

The Unoriginal wrote:

thegloss.com wrote:

[font=Arial]We all know that Anne Frank is a great girl, but did you also know that her diary is completely pornographic?

I never read the diary, but wasn't there a controversy a few years ago because her father had heavily consored it? Is this woman reading the edited or the unabridged version?

The unabridged one, IIRC.

Chris91 wrote:

The Unoriginal wrote:

thegloss.com wrote:

[font=Arial]We all know that Anne Frank is a great girl, but did you also know that her diary is completely pornographic?

I never read the diary, but wasn't there a controversy a few years ago because her father had heavily consored it? Is this woman reading the edited or the unabridged version?

The unabridged one, IIRC.

I, for one, would like to see what Anne Frank was hiding.

I am SO sorry for that

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

The Unoriginal wrote:

thegloss.com wrote:

[font=Arial]We all know that Anne Frank is a great girl, but did you also know that her diary is completely pornographic?

I never read the diary, but wasn't there a controversy a few years ago because her father had heavily consored it? Is this woman reading the edited or the unabridged version?

The unabridged one, IIRC.

I, for one, would like to see what Anne Frank was hiding.

I am SO sorry for that

LIES. You're not sorry at all. >:-[