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PostSubject: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 1:19 am

Here's the explanation...

Here's the ad:

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Oh, and the link above holds links to two variations. Smiley-Face Hitler and "Stop and smell the roses" Hitler.

Who the screaming blue fuck thought this was a good idea? You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! 585516
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 1:28 am

An idiot, most likely. Or someone trying for shock value.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 1:52 am

"Do you like tea?"

"Uh, yeah, sure."

"Well Hitler liked tea too! You're the next Hitler!"
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 2:25 am

Nice boat...I mean, nice shirt.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 7:54 am

So, are they trying to say that the Holocaust would have never happened if Hitler had sat down for a nice cup of tea? Or that the course of history would have remained the same, save for Hitler wearing loud shirts? I find the second interpretation very chilling.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 10:06 am

Is it me, or does that model look like Tom Cruise dressed as Hitler?!

Edit: Only in OP's picture though.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 10:31 am

That is just...WTF?! Who the hell thought this was a good idea? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 11:04 am

All I can say is: Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 11:10 am

... I want to try it. Where can you buy this shit? I want to buy some and see if it makes me grow a mustache.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 1:34 pm

This is brilliant and anyone who can't see it is an idiot.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 1:38 pm

I think it's really clever, actually.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 2:40 pm

I suspect they worked on the rationale that "If our tea can relax Hitler, it can relax you!"

Logical, but it takes a certain kind of brain to comprehend it.

"Make Peace With The World" is their tagline.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 7:09 pm

Clever as it may be, 90% of people viewing this are going to unable or unwilling to look past the fact it's fucking Hitler. Some lines simply aren't worth crossing. That's one of them.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 7:12 pm

Psy-4 wrote:
This is brilliant and anyone who can't see it is an idiot.

KEEP ON HAVIN' MOST EDGE SIR

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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 9:16 pm

I smiled. Who cares?
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 10:02 pm

When I first saw this thread, I was thinking it might be a Japanese product since they tend to use random English sounding words. Like a diet pill called "Jesus Body". Wasn't Turkey neutral in WWII? I'm not sure. Either way, that ad is pretty dumb.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 10:33 pm

It's advertising. You have to grab the viewer's attention in the matter of one second, and who better to do this than Hitler? If anything, it'll turn heads. That's what a good ad is about, whether you like the ad or not doesn't matter. You don't remember the amazing art direction of an ad, you only remember the crazy inane shit in it.

Like the cavemen, or the dude crushing a bowling ball with his bare hands, or those bears who can never wipe their asses right. Inane, but memorable.

Takes balls.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySun Jul 12, 2009 8:27 am

Nihilist wrote:
It's advertising. You have to grab the viewer's attention in the matter of one second, and who better to do this than Hitler? If anything, it'll turn heads. That's what a good ad is about, whether you like the ad or not doesn't matter. You don't remember the amazing art direction of an ad, you only remember the crazy inane shit in it.

Like the cavemen, or the dude crushing a bowling ball with his bare hands, or those bears who can never wipe their asses right. Inane, but memorable.

Takes balls.

You really meant "inane", right? At first, I thought you meant "insane" and just forgot the s. (That shirt is insane alright.) Now, I'm thinking inane might be an appropriate word as well.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySun Jul 12, 2009 11:00 am

Vanar, vafnar, va gur zrzoenar?
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySun Jul 12, 2009 12:19 pm

Doesn't work for me. I remember the shlock-horror image, but not the product
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptySun Jul 12, 2009 12:33 pm

There's obviously something wrong with me as I rolled on the floor laughing. Particularly at 'smell the roses Hitler'.

But then I find the walkdown scene in "The Producers" the funniest thing I've ever seen - it never fails to have me in "I-think-I-peed-a-little" hysterics.
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptyMon Jul 13, 2009 7:13 am

Freezer wrote:
Here's the explanation...

Here's the ad:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Oh, and the link above holds links to two variations. Smiley-Face Hitler and "Stop and smell the roses" Hitler.

Who the screaming blue fuck thought this was a good idea? You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! 585516

Who indeed? Shocked

And while we're at it, why hasn't the twit who thought up this ad campaign been fired?
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptyMon Jul 13, 2009 9:41 am

Ya gotta admit, you're gonna be remembering 'Hitler Tea' for a good long while.
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:
Ya gotta admit, you're gonna be remembering 'Hitler Tea' for a good long while.

I also sort of want some.

Just look at that adorable little bag...
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PostSubject: Re: You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea!   You'll love those tiny little tea leaves... In Hitler Tea! EmptyTue Jul 14, 2009 6:47 am

The ad fails, but not because it's OMG!Hitler.

They should've used other features of recognition, like a more lookalike model and the infamous emo fringe, and used a more relaxed pose without the arm band.

So, the Hawaiian shirt and the sunglasses try and tell us that the mass murdering maniac has been switched off, while the 'stick up my ass' iconic pose and the arm band tell otherwise. All because whoever came up with the idea decided that the sheeple are so stupid that they they wouldn't recognise the GROFAZ unless he's actually wearing a swastika.

For the reasons above, the two other ads suck even harder.
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