Hostess Execs To Get Bonuses While Their Company Implodes

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

UUURGH, But the topic is depreeeeessing! I would rather watch forum in-fighting bullshiiiiiit!

Okay...think of it as unneeded fuel for the fire and rage? Now Mikey can point out how this will make the employees whine even more when they should've sucked it up and signed the damn contracts. Also, he'll point out he's right, that the current CEO is not to blame, because the current CEO swears it was put in place before he took the helm.

And Xerrofoot can continue to point out how if we were truly socialist, life would be better.

And Cy can sling more shit and both. And everyone else can watch or join to fight/increase post count/take a cheap shot/all of the above.

Clopper wrote:

There are a lot of things that can cause a herniated disk, sometimes it's damned near impossible to tell what caused it. I should know, I have two. Probably did something to my back last time I raped someone.

Well, if you actually bothered to learn proper form for raping someone, you'd have kept your lumbar spine straight and used proper hip drive and you wouldn't be in this position. Retards like you hurting yourself doing safe exercises poorly are the reason why NO ONE will do squats when I tell them to do goddamn squats.

Chris wrote:

Oh, resorting to death threats now, are we? Wonderful.

PFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Chris wrote:

Christian Weston Chandler.

You have an obsession with this man and you need to let it go.

Sparrow wrote:

In a vain attempt to put the thread back on topic:

Hostess Maneuver Deprived Pension

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Hostess Brands Inc. said it used wages that were supposed to help fund employee pensions for the company's operations as it sank toward bankruptcy.

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After the company said in August 2011 that it would stop making pension contributions, the foregone wages weren't put toward the pension. Nor were they restored.

Fuckers.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Chris wrote:

Christian Weston Chandler.

You have an obsession with this man and you need to let it go.

He can't, not after the love fest between you and him back on the Zimmerman area.

Reidmar wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Chris wrote:

Christian Weston Chandler.

You have an obsession with this man and you need to let it go.

He can't, not after the love fest between you and him back on the Zimmerman area.

That makes no sense.

It's like saying Barack Obama can't fly because he's not a walrus.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

There are a lot of things that can cause a herniated disk, sometimes it's damned near impossible to tell what caused it. I should know, I have two. Probably did something to my back last time I raped someone.

Well, if you actually bothered to learn proper form for raping someone, you'd have kept your lumbar spine straight and used proper hip drive and you wouldn't be in this position. Retards like you hurting yourself doing safe exercises poorly are the reason why NO ONE will do squats when I tell them to do goddamn squats.

Dude.



Duuuuuude.




I can't believe you just gave me advice on how to rape someone without hurting myself.




I love you, man.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Chris wrote:

Christian Weston Chandler.

You have an obsession with this man and you need to let it go.

Naaaah. Chris isn't obsessed with CWC, these people are.

Don't ever link that Wiki.

Three clicks in I had found the phrase "may I orbit your belt?" and then my vision got fuzzy. It would have been hilarious if I'm not certain he wrote that completely straight faced.

What, you mean this wiki?

Yes, Mikey, unfortunately he DID write that with a completely straight face. Sonichu used to be SRS BZNS back in the day.

I know.

Everyone on the internet knows.

Much like Jennifer Lopez's acting career, we are all aware of it, we just wish it didn't exist and REALLY don't want to spend too much time thinking and talking about it anymore.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Chris wrote:

Christian Weston Chandler.

You have an obsession with this man and you need to let it go.

I like to think of it more as an ongoing amateur field study into the nature of psychosis. But seriously, Mikey, you have to admit there are quite a few disturbing similarities between CWC and Snotty.

Smug, entitled attitude? Check.

Warped view of the opposite gender? Check.

Creepy fixation on pop culture franchise originally geared toward pre-teens? Check.

Inability to handle criticism? Check.

Tendency to project own worst flaws onto others? Check.

Raging paranoia? Check.

Endless steam of videos denouncing perceived enemies? Not yet, but the potential is there.

Obsession with imagined slights by others while ignoring his own real and very serious personal problems? Check.

Crummy comic ripping off established characters? Nope, thank God.

Questionable control of temper? Check.

Simply put, CWC and Snotty have so much in common they could practially be brothers. If he starts posting things like "I'll strangle that Cyberwulf!" or "You are going down, Mr. TheIan!" we'll know for sure he's officially crossed the line once and for all and become CWC Mark 2. Picture the angriest kid you knew back in grade school, then imagine him on steroids, and you'll have some idea of just how hotheaded Snotty really is. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't done jail time for assault.

Or attempted rape.

Call me obssessed if you want, but Snotty shows plenty of signs of following in CWC's footsteps.

Chris91 wrote:

Inability to handle criticism? Check.

Shut up, Smilie-Face.

Chris91 wrote:

Inability to handle criticism? Check.

Must...resist... poking! MUST.... ah screw it, Chris, you have a horrible ability to handle Criticism as seen in the Zimmerman Thread, and, hopefully here, we'll see you melt down in a few days if we keep poking you properly.

Which I sincerely, dearly, hope that it happens, we NEED someone other than clopper mc foal fuck to poke.

Chris91 wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Chris wrote:

Christian Weston Chandler.

You have an obsession with this man and you need to let it go.

I like to think of it more as an ongoing amateur field study into the nature of psychosis. But seriously, Mikey, you have to admit there are quite a few disturbing similarities between CWC and Snotty.

Smug, entitled attitude? Check.

Warped view of the opposite gender? Check.

Creepy fixation on pop culture franchise originally geared toward pre-teens? Check.

Inability to handle criticism? Check.

Tendency to project own worst flaws onto others? Check.

Raging paranoia? Check.

Endless steam of videos denouncing perceived enemies? Not yet, but the potential is there.

Obsession with imagined slights by others while ignoring his own real and very serious personal problems? Check.

Crummy comic ripping off established characters? Nope, thank God.

Questionable control of temper? Check.

Simply put, CWC and Snotty have so much in common they could practially be brothers. If he starts posting things like "I'll strangle that Cyberwulf!" or "You are going down, Mr. TheIan!" we'll know for sure he's officially crossed the line once and for all and become CWC Mark 2. Picture the angriest kid you knew back in grade school, then imagine him on steroids, and you'll have some idea of just how hotheaded Snotty really is. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't done jail time for assault.

Or attempted rape.

Call me obssessed if you want, but Snotty shows plenty of signs of following in CWC's footsteps.

Chrissy, the idea is that these people, whether "trolls" or "Aspies" or whatever, they're posting responses to get a rise out of someone. It's like the Westboro Baptist Church. Yeah, everyone knows they suck and they probably don't believe what they say either, but their goal is to get beaten up by someone so they can sue. These people are the same way. Give them what they want, be it attention, and you're only giving them what they want. Doesn't matter whether it's whoever called you a mouthbreather way back when, Chris-chan, Xerrofoot, Mikhail, myself, anyone. As serious as you may be, they find it entertaining and only keeps them going.