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Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Sure. Show us what you really look like so it'll be easier for me to stalk you. Then all I'll need is some dog spray for your face, you dog.

xerrofoot wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Sure. Show us what you really look like so it'll be easier for me to stalk you. Then all I'll need is some dog spray for your face, you dog.

Hey, nobody sets up a personal hate-feud tainted with disgust and loathing with Cyberwulf except me! We were destined to look down on each other from the moment I first started talking about how I've always wondered what it's like to be raped!

Ain't nobody taking my whipping master away from me!

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Biceps?

Squats don't work biceps. What the fuck are you doing?

xerrofoot wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Sure. Show us what you really look like so it'll be easier for me to stalk you. Then all I'll need is some dog spray for your face, you dog.

But calling him a pedophile is so TOTALLLLY NOOOOOT OKKKKK GAIIIIZZZZZ

inb4: HA HA MR DOOBS I WUZ JUZ TROLLIN' UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I CANT BELIEVE YOU FAGGOTS FELL FOR IT I TROLLAN MASTER UMAD?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Sure. Show us what you really look like so it'll be easier for me to stalk you. Then all I'll need is some dog spray for your face, you dog.

Hey, nobody sets up a personal hate-feud tainted with disgust and loathing with Cyberwulf except me! We were destined to look down on each other from the moment I first started talking about how I've always wondered what it's like to be raped!

Ain't nobody taking my whipping master away from me!

You're the one who abandoned her, Harley. But if you want to know what it's like to be raped, give me a call.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Biceps?

Squats don't work biceps. What the fuck are you doing?

It involves her going HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

Mr.Doobie wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Sure. Show us what you really look like so it'll be easier for me to stalk you. Then all I'll need is some dog spray for your face, you dog.

But calling him a pedophile is so TOTALLLLY NOOOOOT OKKKKK GAIIIIZZZZZ

It's not OK to call anyone a paedophile unless they actually are one, and I'm not one.


now ffs doobs find something else to talk about or stfu, shit's gettin' old bro

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It's not OK to call anyone a paedophile unless they actually are one, and I'm not one.

NOW STOP OR I'M TELLING MY COUSIN AND HE'S GONNA BEAT YOU UP

Clopper wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Biceps?

Squats don't work biceps. What the fuck are you doing?

It involves her going HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

A heart attack?

Listen, sport, there is a time and a place for every meme. You always have both of them wrong.

Clopper wrote:

Spoonman wrote:

Clopper wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Sure. Show us what you really look like so it'll be easier for me to stalk you. Then all I'll need is some dog spray for your face, you dog.

But calling him a pedophile is so TOTALLLLY NOOOOOT OKKKKK GAIIIIZZZZZ

It's not OK to call anyone a paedophile unless they actually are one, and I'm not one.


now ffs doobs find something else to talk about or stfu, shit's gettin' old bro

You dense motherclopper, he's being sarcastic in an attempt to impress upon you how it's a little ridiculous to sling insults at EVERYONE while threatening to beat and rape people and then complain when people insult you. It's really Spoonman's (Doobie = Spoonman) fault for thinking that you'd understand his point unless he somehow gave it physical form and then beat you half to death with it, considering you've proven beyond all possible doubt that anything short of being ran over by Shane Mumford (Googled up something you might understand) won't get through your adamantine skull.

Heh. Motherclopper.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

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It's not OK to call anyone a paedophile unless they actually are one, and I'm not one.

NOW STOP OR I'M TELLING MY COUSIN AND HE'S GONNA BEAT YOU UP

YOUR COUSINS AND MY COUSINS LET'S FUCKIN' GO BRAH

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Mikey, if I wanna be a hypocrite, I'LL FUCKIN' BE A HYPOCRITE BRAH NOW GET A HAIRCUT YA FUCKIN' HIPPY

Clopper wrote:

Mikey, if I wanna be a hypocrite, I'LL FUCKIN' BE A HYPOCRITE BRAH NOW GET A HAIRCUT YA FUCKIN' HIPPY

. . .

I got one in July.

Stop lurking the picture thread. Even for you, it's creepy.

ETA: Are we ever going to see Cyberwulf's bicep? I'm banned from /fit/ until tomorrow because the /sp/ mod is an insufferable faggot and I need something to ridicule with brainless memes.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Would Viley blow loads of Nazi jizz all over his keyboard if he was here to see it?

Nah, not veiny enough. Although I do get a nice little crease where my bicep meets my delt.

xerrofoot wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Sure. Show us what you really look like so it'll be easier for me to stalk you. Then all I'll need is some dog spray for your face, you dog.

xerrofoot wrote:

You're the one who abandoned her, Harley. But if you want to know what it's like to be raped, give me a call.

Nun liebe Kinder, regarde Monsieur HopClop and how very brave he is when when threatening women who live on the other side of the globe. But when faced with a man on his own continent? Oh, then he must call in his cousin and some bikers to deliver a beating! Surely he will get on a plane, find out where I live, subdue my seventy-pound German Shepherd and all his bold teeth, and then rape me even though he doesn't know how to make a fist properly. I should certainly shut my whore mouth and never ever insinuate that he's only into MLP to troll for underage ass.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Biceps?

Squats don't work biceps. What the fuck are you doing?

Circuit training three times a week.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Would Viley blow loads of Nazi jizz all over his keyboard if he was here to see it?

There's a name I was hoping I'd never hear again.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

You dense motherclopper, he's being sarcastic in an attempt to impress upon you how it's a little ridiculous to sling insults at EVERYONE while threatening to beat and rape people and then complain when people insult you. It's really Spoonman's (Doobie = Spoonman) fault for thinking that you'd understand his point unless he somehow gave it physical form and then beat you half to death with it, considering you've proven beyond all possible doubt that anything short of being ran over by Shane Mumford (Googled up something you might understand) won't get through your adamantine skull.

Calling Snotty McAsshole "dense" is showing him more respect than he deserves, Mikey. His IQ is so low it's practically underwater. Half the time he can barely even remember what planet he's on.

Cyberwulf wrote:

Nun liebe Kinder, regarde Monsieur HopClop and how very brave he is when when threatening women who live on the other side of the globe. But when faced with a man on his own continent? Oh, then he must call in his cousin and some bikers to deliver a beating!

I am in awe of your masterful verbal takedown of Snotty.

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

I'm strangely attracted to women who are fit pics please?

Cyberwulf wrote:

Nun liebe Kinder, regarde Monsieur HopClop

Why are you mixing German and French? One should never mix German and French. The last time someone mixed German and French there were Panzers in Paris.

Cyberwulf wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

(Would anyone like to see Cyberwulf's biceps? Seriously I'm in the best shape of my life.)

Biceps?

Squats don't work biceps. What the fuck are you doing?

Circuit training three times a week.

You have replied seriously to my mostly joking antagonizing. It's my fault, as I should be aware I'm not on /fit/ and can't spout SQUATZ AND OATZ and have people get the joke.

Anyway, sounds something like CrossFit. Do you have CrossFit in England?

Whatever you do, just be sure to use proper form. Like forest fires, only you can prevent herniating a disc because your idiot trainer forgot to stress how important it is to keep your lumbar spine straight while deadlifting.

Chris91 wrote:

Calling Snotty McAsshole "dense" is showing him more respect than he deserves, Mikey. His IQ is so low it's practically underwater. Half the time he can barely even remember what planet he's on.

Big words coming from someone whose username is the official synonym for "retard".

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

Nun liebe Kinder, regarde Monsieur HopClop

Why are you mixing German and French? One should never mix German and French. The last time someone mixed German and French there were Panzers in Paris.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Whatever you do, just be sure to use proper form. Like forest fires, only you can prevent herniating a disc because your idiot trainer forgot to stress how important it is to keep your lumbar spine straight while deadlifting.

Meh. There are a lot of things that can cause a herniated disk, sometimes it's damned near impossible to tell what caused it. I should know, I have two. Probably did something to my back last time I raped someone.


Cyberwulf: just so you know, the whole "cousin" thing is an Australian ethnic joke. If I really wanted to lay a beatdown on someone, I'd grab a blunt object and do it myself.

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I'd grab a blunt object and do it myself.

So you go from needing your cousin to needing a weapon. Man, you should become a PR-guy.

Weapons are fun.

xerrofoot wrote:

Weapons are fun.

Translation: My cousin is fun.

Snotty McAsshole wrote:

Weapons are fun.

Oh, resorting to death threats now, are we? Wonderful.

Congratulations, Snotty, you've officially taken the next step towards becoming this board's answer to Christian Weston Chandler.

Jerk.

@Reidmar: Even his dog doesn't like him at this point, so why would his cousins have anything to do with him?

Chris91 wrote:

@notgettingmyinnuedo

...It was a sexual joke that was underdeveloped, also it was somewhat sarcasm at the same time.

@Foalfucker: Weapons are fun huh? In the name of me channeling Sir Dixon, go fk yrself right now.

xerrofoot wrote:

Weapons are fun.

Like you'd know.

In a vain attempt to put the thread back on topic:

Hostess Maneuver Deprived Pension

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Hostess Brands Inc. said it used wages that were supposed to help fund employee pensions for the company's operations as it sank toward bankruptcy.

Quote :

After the company said in August 2011 that it would stop making pension contributions, the foregone wages weren't put toward the pension. Nor were they restored.

UUURGH, But the topic is depreeeeessing! I would rather watch forum in-fighting bullshiiiiiit!

Chris91 wrote:

I am in awe of your masterful verbal takedown of Snotty.

Chris, get your nose out of my ass.

xerrofoot wrote:

If I really wanted to lay a beatdown on someone, I'd grab a blunt object and do it myself.

What, with your two herniated discs?

Reidmar wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

@notgettingmyinnuedo

...It was a sexual joke that was underdeveloped, also it was somewhat sarcasm at the same time..

What can I tell you, Reid? My innuendo detector's out for repair and won't be back from the shop until Thursday.