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+10Atramentua rae Mikey Go WOOGA Chris91 Root Admin Sheba Mafiosa EileenK98 Aggie Freezer 14 posters |
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Freezer Epic-Level Pornomancer
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : Memphis, TN
| Subject: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:27 pm | |
| At least not until September, if not later. - Quote :
- Get ready for a summer Slim Jim shortage. The New York Post reports that Slim Jim fans may be hoarding the processed meat product, and it soon could be disappearing from store shelves.
An explosion last month destroyed the only Slim Jim plant in the U.S., the Post reports. And the company that makes Slim Jims, ConAgra (CAG), hasn't produced any since then and won't do so for at least another month.
Industry analysts say that Slim Jim loyalty is very high, and that people aren't going to be OK with substitutes if the real thing is gone. That's why some fans may be hoarding the remaining supply.
Analysts tell the Post that ConAgra could produce as many as 500 million Slim Jims every year. ConAgra said it won't return to full Slim Jim production until the fall. I have friends this news will send into panic attacks. | |
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Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:30 pm | |
| Okay, you officially freaked me out. I thought this was going to be an announcement that Macho Man Randy Savage had died. :panic: | |
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EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 55 Location : very, very close to Chris
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:42 pm | |
| - Aggie wrote:
- Okay, you officially freaked me out. I thought this was going to be an announcement that Macho Man Randy Savage had died. :panic:
Seconded. Too many celebrity deaths on top of each other already. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:24 pm | |
| Slim Jims are nasty shit, so who cares. | |
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Sheba Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:40 pm | |
| - Aggie wrote:
- Okay, you officially freaked me out. I thought this was going to be an announcement that Macho Man Randy Savage had died. :panic:
I thought it was going to be some kind of horrific RPS foodporn. I cannot tell you how relieved I am to know the truth. | |
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Root Admin Administrator
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 35 Location : 997
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:41 pm | |
| But Oscar Mayer wasn't so lucky. | |
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:48 pm | |
| - Mafiosa wrote:
- Slim Jims are nasty shit, so who cares.
Seconded. They taste like rat poison. | |
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Freezer Epic-Level Pornomancer
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : Memphis, TN
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:11 pm | |
| - Nihilist wrote:
- But Oscar Mayer wasn't so lucky.
I didn't know A) There was an actual Oscar Meyer or B) the guy that started the company was still around. | |
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Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:38 pm | |
| I was expecting someone to have bitten a dude's penis off after mistaking it for a Slim Jim while tripping balls. I'm going to go outside now. | |
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:46 am | |
| Good idea. | |
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rae Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : computer chair
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:05 am | |
| Weirdly, I woke up craving these things yesterday. O.o I should probably go get one. Like NAOW. | |
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Atramentua
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:43 am | |
| - Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
- I was expecting someone to have bitten a dude's penis off after mistaking it for a Slim Jim while tripping balls.
I'm going to go outside now. I'm a little bit ashamed to admit this, but god dammit, I thought the same thing. I like Slim Jims but I haven't had any in a long time. | |
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InkWeaver Harriet Tubman
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 33 Location : Home of the peanuts.
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:56 am | |
| - Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
- I was expecting someone to have bitten a dude's penis off after mistaking it for a Slim Jim while tripping balls.
I'm going to go outside now. Good, honey. It sounds like you need some air, stat. | |
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Seule My Mescaline
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 31 Location : Tea & Castle Land
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:01 pm | |
| Am I the only one who expected this article to be either about lock picks or marijuana? | |
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quamp Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Location : Locked away in Suburban hell
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:37 pm | |
| I agree Slim Jim's are nasty - they're usually made up of leftover parts. I've really found only two brands of jerky likable - both of them are made here (and available only here) in Texas. One is Stubb's, and the other is Woody's Smokehouse.
I thought this might be about rocker "Slim" Jim Phantom (of the Stray Cats) dying. BTW, has anyone here read the nutriion facts on one of those things?
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Manny Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 38 Location : Trinidad and Tobago
| Subject: Re: Snap into a Slim Jim? Oh, no... Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:14 pm | |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I have loved Slim Jims forever DON'T LEAVE ME, DELICIOUS MEAT SNACKS | |
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