I think I'm a terrible person: I hear "government ninja" and I really wish that were true.
Sakurelf Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-21
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:44 am
As Jon Stewart said, it's kinda odd that a town called Obamaville has no black people in it at all.
rachel Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-19
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:22 am
Rick Santorum on teleprompters::
Quote :
“I’ve always believed that when you run for president of the United States,” Santorum recently said in Mississippi, “it should be illegal to read off a teleprompter, because all you’re doing is reading someone else’s words to people.”
If I wanted this nutcase to actually have a shot at the White House, I'd urge him to re-think this. As it is... Keep talking, Rick!
TheHedonist Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-10-26 Location : Госпоже Правой Ноге Аниной
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:06 am
rachel wrote:
Rick Santorum on teleprompters::
Quote :
“I’ve always believed that when you run for president of the United States,” Santorum recently said in Mississippi, “it should be illegal to read off a teleprompter, because all you’re doing is reading someone else’s words to people.”
If I wanted this nutcase to actually have a shot at the White House, I'd urge him to re-think this. As it is... Keep talking, Rick!
Or, you know, maybe write his own teleprompts.
WD40 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2010-02-15 Age : 44 Location : land of broken dreams
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:15 pm
The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
Non-Santorum guff in the spoiler
Spoiler:
I love this. In the UK we did a similar thing with a particularly nasty, racist, homophobic, bigoted, sexist islamophobic shitwipe by the name of Richard Littlejohn who happens to be the highest paid columnist for he Daily Mail.
While many of use wanted him to by synonymous with "cunt" a few rather militant feminists and other anti-sexism activists objected. For most of 2009-2010 an image search for cloaca would bring up Mr. Littlejohn. He's still pretty high in the rankings.
TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:26 pm
Santorum, like other brainless Republicans, really need to rethink what they want to do before they run for office. As it is, none of the candidates have my vote and I don't intend to vote for anyone other than Vermin Supreme.
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:46 pm
TheIan wrote:
Santorum, like other brainless Republicans, really need to rethink what they want to do before they run for office. As it is, none of the candidates have my vote and I don't intend to vote for anyone other than Vermin Supreme.
YOU'RE STEALING MY CANDIDATE YOU TOTALLY HEARD ABOUT HIM FROM MY POSTS YOU FUCK!
TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:31 pm
Doob, shhhhhhhhhh...
You hear that? That's the sound of me not giving a fuck.
Hawaiian Shirt Sporkbender
Join date : 2011-08-25 Location : Seattle, UCAS
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:45 pm
myeerah wrote:
The most recent thing.
(the op video)
this is a pretty bad Seinfeld clip
theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : The Land of Strangeness
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:52 pm
"I'm not a believer in birth control ... I don’t think it works. I think it’s harmful to women, I think it’s harmful to our society ..."
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 42 Location : TRILOBITE!
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:52 pm
Yes, dreadfully harmful to women that they have control over whether or not they get pregnant. How dare they imagine that they have bodily autonomy, like people.
Sakurelf Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-21
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:44 pm
- what about child-free sex inside of marriage?
- "especially with the young" How old is old enough for birth control? 18? 21? 30? Menopause? At what age can women "sex responsibly" and not be considered a teenaged slutwhore?
Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:59 pm
It's a pity Santorum's mother didn't use birth control.
Freezer Epic-Level Pornomancer
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : Memphis, TN
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:00 pm
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:33 am
Quote :
He demands a crackdown on the distribution of hardcore pornography on the Internet, in addition to material on cable/satellite TV, hotel/motel TV, retail shops and through the mail.
Join date : 2009-06-06 Age : 41 Location : The Forest
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:01 am
Best youtube comment: "nobody in history has tried so hard to fight saying "err" when pausing between sentences."
Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:18 am
TheIan wrote:
Quote :
He demands a crackdown on the distribution of hardcore pornography on the Internet, in addition to material on cable/satellite TV, hotel/motel TV, retail shops and through the mail.
The more I learn about Santorum, the more convinced I become that he's the reincarnation of Anthony Comstock.
Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:38 am
Quote :
He demands a crackdown on the distribution of hardcore pornography on the Internet, in addition to material on cable/satellite TV, hotel/motel TV, retail shops and through the mail.
Wait. They still send porn through the mail?
Wait, wait, wait. IRL Mail still exists?
bleachedblackcat Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:42 am
Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
Quote :
He demands a crackdown on the distribution of hardcore pornography on the Internet, in addition to material on cable/satellite TV, hotel/motel TV, retail shops and through the mail.
Wait. They still send porn through the mail?
Wait, wait, wait. IRL Mail still exists?
No more monthly Penthouse or Playgirl I'm guessing.
Hawaiian Shirt Sporkbender
Join date : 2011-08-25 Location : Seattle, UCAS
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:57 pm
At every debate from now onwards Santorum should be required to be hit in the face with a pie, or slip on a banana peel. If he can't decide: Twitter poll.
Snake Bandage Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35 Location : Under the kitchen sink
Subject: Re: Rick Santorum Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:46 pm
If I didn't know better, I would've thought the GOP wasn't actually trying to get one of their knuckleheads to replace Obama.
It's kind of like my boyfriend says: someone should tell the GOP that when the world said there could be nothing worse than Sarah Palin, that wasn't a challenge.
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