Dallas teen accidentally deported to Colombia

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A Dallas teenager who has been missing for two years was mistakenly deported to Colombia by authorities after she was arrested for theft, according to a Dallas-area news outlet.

I just

I don't even

I can't

And the shit icing on this fuckoff cake is that Columbia now refuses to release her.

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You are behind the times.

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Story of my life.

I suppose I should tell the people on the forum I got that from?

...nah.

I think everyone can learn a valuable lesson from this.

1.) Keep a closer eye on your goddamn child
2.) Don't lie to the police and federal law enforcement
3.) Double check shit before you send people to the western hemisphere's armpit.

Seriously, how hard is this?

"Mi llamo Mikey. Como estas?" (but with that stupid fucking upside down question mark)
"What kind of moon man language are you speaking, retard?"
"Hey, uh, guys. She might not be Colombian."

Good. Maybe the little shit will learn something.

Next!

the asylum wrote:

Good. Maybe the little shit will learn something.

Next!

You're right bro. Sending a 13-year-old who doesn't speak Spanish and has no money to Columbia for two years for a shoplifting offence is totally an appropriate punishment. While we're at it, what's with not sentencing vandals to death? And don't get me started on the lack of rodent-related torture for people who file their tax returns late...

Seule wrote:

the asylum wrote:

Good. Maybe the little shit will learn something.

Next!

You're right bro. Sending a 13-year-old who doesn't speak Spanish and has no money to Columbia for two years for a shoplifting offence is totally an appropriate punishment. While we're at it, what's with not sentencing vandals to death? And don't get me started on the lack of rodent-related torture for people who file their tax returns late...

See this? See what you just posted? This is why England went from being a world wide empire to a backwater island no one gives a shit about. You people are soft.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Seule wrote:

the asylum wrote:

Good. Maybe the little shit will learn something.

Next!

You're right bro. Sending a 13-year-old who doesn't speak Spanish and has no money to Columbia for two years for a shoplifting offence is totally an appropriate punishment. While we're at it, what's with not sentencing vandals to death? And don't get me started on the lack of rodent-related torture for people who file their tax returns late...

See this? See what you just posted? This is why England went from being a world wide empire to a backwater island no one gives a shit about. You people are soft.

And THIS is why people are clamoring to go live in Iran and North Korea and-- wait.

Coulda been worse. Coulda sent her to Oklahoma.

Knorg wrote:

Coulda been worse. Coulda sent her to Oklahoma.

Or Birmingham.

I dunno. Remaining in Dallas seems pretty bad too. I mean, you'd be stuck with nothing better to do than watch the Ranger posers embarrass themselves AGAIN, tip cows, and buttfuck Tony Romo.

Because he's gay.

Seule wrote:

Knorg wrote:

Coulda been worse. Coulda sent her to Oklahoma.

Or Birmingham.

That'd be about equal.

Hey she managed to post on Facebook while there, doesn't seem like it was all that bad, she was only in a coma for a month and had a on and off relationship with some guy who sounds like a real catch!