Our most wonderfully terrible ideas

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Yeah, Eevee. You suggested it; now bring it into being.

Rule 34 must be upheld!

Looking back on it, it wasn't so bad. And should I mention it fell on that terrible, sweltering, August afternoon. You know the one, with the bugs, the heavy odor of rope, oil, and scrap, and there I was doing the last thing I should have ever done. I finally fucked her. After nearly twenty years of partnership, the deal was sealed and I'm not sure if things have been the same.

Looking back, I actually think I fucked her twice.

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It was a rough day for both of us. It started when we had about two run ins with swarms of hornet bots. Sonic, aka the boss, aka reckless adult, took his ambitions to the sky to satiate his hot desire to tear through robots in "the stratosphere," eliciting a huge sigh from the opposing party. Whatever though, we did it. She made it look easy though... I take credit for installing them, but the way she used those guns, that was completely her. The way she pumped bullet after bullet after bullet, penetrating through each target with immense velocity and animalistic vigor. But maybe she overdid it that day as she began to slowly lose altitude. It was too hot and muggy, not the most ideal conditions. We had to retreat to the hanger, my girl wasn't doing well.

After a "Catch ya on the flipside, bro-fag" Sonic went thankfully as far away as possible. He didn't care and he never will. Which is fine because I stopped expecting that from him years ago. It was just us as it usually was whenever we had to get ourselves back into commission. Her physically and me emotionally. I never liked to see her like this, but thankfully I've always known how to get her back in shape. I knew how to take care of her.

"You certainly worked yourself over this time..." I sighed as I released the panel mechanism exposing her brilliant interior. I began to sweat from the thick humidity and for the first time in our time working together, I found myself gazing uncontrollably at her labyrinth of circuitry. So intricate, so complex, and I was the only one who knew how to navigate her. However, I can't always be for sure as she is what she is and to be honest, I think her spontaneity makes her all the more arousing. I began feeling around only to have her "AGH! GOODAMN IT!" burn me unexpectedly. That's how she was sometimes. But hey, she wasn't going to completely give it up, especially when she was this distressed. I persevered, biting my lip to cringe the pain away, and I began to prod and pry, twist and screw, adjust, level. I began to shake. I began rushing, I began to get clumsy. She sputtered and spewed and I apologized. It was my first time... but she without a doubt had more experience and in her seniority I felt a little sheepish. She purred and hummed which consoled me... and wouldn't you know, she nudged me to continue with a settling of the tension which subsided within her engine.

Faster and faster I went, hinging and screwing and drilling and over and over again. Sparks flew from her inner workings. I gripped the engine block as I began to jerk and reel. My eyes were clenched shut as colors smashed into the back of my eyelids. At it's height, it was pure bliss but it was only for a moment. Her searing body rested as I too began to deflate physically, emotionally, morally... I felt bad. She seemed fine, but I still couldn't shake the guilt. A soft hum from her center comforted me, almost as if it was saying "You're new and we all can't be perfect out of the gate. You can try again if you like." It was eerily motherly, but inviting. I wanted a second chance and I could tell she wanted to give me a second chance.

5 stars, would read again.

HA! You need to put that up RIGHT NOW, Eevee. I want to see how many people like it and implore you to write a sequel.

*applauds*

Came up with a new idea myself. It's going to have abuse in it, BUT, as well as male on female abuse it's going to talk about female on male abuse. You know, the type where a woman is always shouting and yelling at her boyfriend, threatening to hurt herself if he walks out, and he's scared of her and how that DOESN'T make him a coward.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

HA! You need to put that up RIGHT NOW, Eevee. I want to see how many people like it and implore you to write a sequel.

*applauds*

Came up with a new idea myself. It's going to have abuse in it, BUT, as well as male on female abuse it's going to talk about female on male abuse. You know, the type where a woman is always shouting and yelling at her boyfriend, threatening to hurt herself if he walks out, and he's scared of her and how that DOESN'T make him a coward.

Jeepers >_< Sounds a lot like my family in Arkansas. But I mean, to each their own, spud. I mean, I can see how people get a sexy vibe from degradation, I thought that was something sexy a long time ago (maybe my upbringing factored into it, I don't know) I guess when I stopped to think if that was something I could experience, I wondered if I would really be happy in that situation. I mean, I have boat loads of stress about all kinds of things and the fact that my relationship with Hawaiian Shirt is so stable and it's the one thing I know I'll always have when the rest of the world is throwing its worst at me, I just couldn't see myself desiring that sort of partnership nor could I ever bring myself to make him feel like shit. I guess it's really cool that you'd be able to write something like that especially if you could really pull off that feeling of isolation people have in those sorts of relationships

Hey, did I say anybody was going to LIKE that sort of partnership? It wasn't supposed to be sexy. It's supposed to be dramatic.

Well, her jerk of a boyfriend does... he likes the kick he gets out of power...

I plan to take it as seriously as possible; I'm looking up some first-hand accounts on the Internet. Domestic abuse is pretty complicated with all the questions of "Why don't you just walk out before you get stabbed?" And yes, I know some of the answers.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

I'm looking up some first-hand accounts on the Internet.

Read some books on the subject as well.

Eeveegou wrote:

Sounds a lot like my family in Arkansas.

Are we related? :-/

Great-grandmother was physically and emotionally abusive to, like, everyone related to her by blood or marriage. O.o Except me, for some reason.

rae wrote:

Eeveegou wrote:

Sounds a lot like my family in Arkansas.

Are we related? :-/

Great-grandmother was physically and emotionally abusive to, like, everyone related to her by blood or marriage. O.o Except me, for some reason.

Maybe you were bigger than her?

(no offense; you were probably really young, but in my experience that's what puts bullies off)

Heh. I know this is a double-post, but I started to write a seriously hardcore one-shot, and it looks like it might actually become serious. Well, sort of. There's a whole shitton of hardcore sex in it, but it's looking like it might have a comprehensible storyline about cheating. With lots and lots of sex chapters.

Wonder how much hardcore sex you can cram into a story before it becomes tedious?

Guess it depends on the readers...

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Hey, did I say anybody was going to LIKE that sort of partnership? It wasn't supposed to be sexy. It's supposed to be dramatic.

Well, her jerk of a boyfriend does... he likes the kick he gets out of power...

A lot of abusive relationships are such that neither side really sees it for what it is. Few people (although they do exist, of course) actually sit down and think, "I'ma go find me a partner and then I'ma make their life hell". It's more that the abusive one thinks they're just telling it like it is. Most abusers get mad when you call them on it, not because they think OH SHIT THEY'RE ONTO ME but because they don't want to see themselves for what they are.

Ah, new idea. And this time I'm gonna find out if it can WORK!

I've done Sonic The Hedgehog IN PRISON. Now I'm gonna try Sonic The Hedgehog IN HELL.

I know it's necro, but does it count if the thread's on the first page anyway?

I wrote a Yu Yu Hakusho/My Little Pony cross over in which Youko Kurama was forced to save Ponyland from the darkness and make the sun come back.
This was WAY before Friendship is Magic. This was about gen 1 My Little Pony from the '80s 1986.

Inarizushi wrote:

I know it's necro, but does it count if the thread's on the first page anyway?.

Pfft. Half the board is so dead that commenting and necroposting are practically the same thing!

It is OK to necro as long as you are contributing something. Necroing is only bad when you are posting, like, conversational stuff. Like OMG gross brain bleach blah blah kinda crap.

In other words, you should see necroing sort of like starting an all new thread, if whatever you have to say is intereting enough to start a thread about, then it is interesting enough to necro an old thread for.

Fluttershy is the Dovahkiin. I know this isn't a unique idea, but, well...

Hmmm. Never got around to Sonic the Hedgehog in Hell.

Although I am having ideas for Shadow the Hedgehog, a summoned demon that will fuck Amy Rose.

Probably been done already. But what the hell, it's not MY fault.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Hmmm. Never got around to Sonic the Hedgehog in Hell.

Although I am having ideas for Shadow the Hedgehog, a summoned demon that will fuck Amy Rose.

Probably been done already. But what the hell, it's not MY fault.

For some reason I never imagined Amy as the type to summon demons for sexy time.

No, no, that's not WHY she summons him. That's just what happens later when Sonic turns out to be a savage rapist or something.

I had this idea of her telling the Shadow-Demon "Take me to a universe where Sonic will love me." So it does, but it also turns out that the universe that happens in is one where Sonic is a king and a savage rapist.

SEX SLAVE TIME.

There's just not enough of Sex Slave stuff. The ratio in fanfiction is woefully behind real life.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

There's just not enough of Sex Slave stuff. The ratio in fanfiction is woefully behind real life.

That is pretty sad.

I actually had an idea that I had posted in a "Plotbunny Adoption" thread in one of the previous incarnations of this forum.  It was based off of the idea that the four naughty kids from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" each represented one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

Augutus - Gluttony
Veruca - Greed
Violet - Pride
Mike - Sloth

So I pondered whether a C&TCC/Seven crossover was possible.  As they are traversing throughout the candy factory, instead of ending up on the business end of some rather interesting fates as the result of their own faults...they end up dead.  They are brutally murdered each in a specific way akin to the movie "Seven".  There is a twist in this in that if you remember the movie Seven...

Spoiler:

Of course...the problem was making this work.  Unfortunately, Wonka's no fool.  Sure he's a bit...odd, but he wouldn't endanger the rest of the group if a murderer was about.

If anyone knows a way to pull this off, feel free to go nuts with it!

No.

I think Wonka IS crazy enough to just let it happen.

Here's one pairing I've NEVER found - Shadow/Omega-123. Time for rectification!

Incidentally I'm working on my first conversion of a perfectly harmless drawing into something good and solidly 34.

Additionally, here's my latest idea - Grand Theft Sonic.

Basically, Sonic the Hedgehog and co in the Ghetto. Some of them are petty dealers and there are a few prostitutes.

Amy the Prostitute. How's it sound?

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Amy the Prostitute. How's it sound?

Depending on who you ask, it sounds accurate. Could actually be a pretty great doorway to tragedy, if done right.



As for me, in the Before Times, when I was a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I had an idea to create a story told from the perspective of the other sapient races (buffalos, cows, deer, etc.) in Equestria and how they lived their lives under the domination of ponykind.

Thanks. I actually thought, rather than Amy being pathetic like she sometimes is, while obviously she'd get in trouble, on average she'd be fairly tough.

That could be pretty damn funny. Oppressed by their Pony overlords.