Spider Dragon!

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Goku is found as a baby by Spiderman and is raised by him and Mary Jane, who also have May. May and Goku grow up brother and sister, but evil has it's eye on Goku. Can Spider Girl, Spiderman, and A Next protect this new hero? A Spider Girl Crossover

Well with a summary like that how could it be anything but wonderful?

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It seemed to be another ordinary day in Queens, New York. The birds were chirping, the sun was out, and children crowded the sidewalks, playing happily on this gorgeous Thursday afternoon.

The Fantastic Four were cleaning Doom Bots off of the sandwich shop that had refused Doom extra cheese with no charge. The X-Men were dodging pitchforks and metal objects. All in all a normal, peaceful day in the Marvel universe.

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"Spider senses are tingling," Peter said, looking annoyed as he jumped up from the bench. "This better be alerting me of rain or something."

As Peter looked around swiftly, he seen a small, round spaceship heading for the city. He immediately ran into the nearest port a potty, changing from Peter Parker to the spectacular Spider Man. As the spaceship went on a crash course with the city, Spiderman jumped from out the port a potty and began web swinging towards the spaceship. He swung onto a building closest to the spaceship's land spot and began to wonder how he was going to stop this thing.

And now we all know the reason why Spider-Man always smells.

I also can’t help but have a mental image of some poor guy coming in and getting stuck on the seat because Peter webbed it up.


Spider-Man catches the spaceship in a web and finds a baby. Being the sort of guy who can stick to walls he then proceeds to drop the baby.

Twice.

Off a building.

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"What the hell…?" Spiderman wondered, jumping from the building to the ditch. He picked up the child, whose heart was still beating, but it was unconscious.

"Is this kid made of stone?" Spiderman wondered as he looked at the child with amazement. The child remained unconscious in his arms, breathing softly

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Good job Spider-Man, you gave a baby a concussion.

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"I have to analyze this," Reed said quickly, jumping into his chair. "Put the baby on the scanner Peter."

"Will it hurt it?" Peter asked, looking at the baby.

"Of course not. And if this baby can survive a 100 feet fall, it can survive anything I can throw at it," Reed said excitedly.

Don’t trust him Peter! Take the child and run far, far away! Or wait, maybe he can use all those alien connections to find out who lost a baby in a spaceship!

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"Wrong," Reed said, his eyes flashing. "This baby could easily take any of us in this room to pieces. Its power is immeasurable, it has no limits!"

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"But honey…" Reed started as a noise suddenly was heard. Everyone turned and looked at the baby awoke. As it did, a blue light covered it as it let out a gigantic scream, blowing up all of the machinery. Everyone looked in surprise as the baby started cooing and giggling. Peter walked up and picked up the baby cautiously, as the baby smiled and tugged on Peter's outfit softly.

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"He wasn't like this earlier," Peter said, letting the baby play with his finger. "He was very ill tempered, and very angry."

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"So, where you going to bring him?" Johnny asked, looking at the baby.

"I guess with me and Mary Jane," Peter said, looking at the baby.

"But don't you have May to take care of?" Johnny asked

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That’s right! Take the very angry baby who could destroy the world if it wanted to and bring it home to your wife and kid who have no powers! I’m sure that nothing bad could ever happen to them.

Flash to fourteen years later and both the teens have become Sues. Which is really hard to do to already created characters that have super powers in canon. But they still mange it.

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"Yes!" Goku shouted, pumping his fist as he stood up and began cheering for May again. Peter and Mary Jane smiled at each other at their son's ambition. Both May and Goku were the star athletes of the school, excelling in any sport they participated in. Goku, the football star, dominated the football field every year with not even being touched for a whole season. May was the basketball star, scoring over 30 every game.

I wonder why Goku is not breaking a lot of bones as he smashes into people. If he had his powers as a baby why would he suddenly not have them?

Sorry this is so short, I have a ton of homework and not enough time to get it all done. Coming soon hopefully, more snark! Hopefully a lot better.

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bleachedblackcat wrote:

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"Spider senses are tingling," Peter said, looking annoyed as he jumped up from the bench. "This better be alerting me of rain or something."

Haha, newspaper Spiderman. That guy. So lazy.

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Goku, the football star

All I need to hear.

Hawaiian Shirt wrote:

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Goku, the football star

All I need to hear.

By the time he had powered up, the game would already be over.

The title alone screams "FAIL!"...I can't even begin to guess what the author was smoking when this Olympic-size disaster of a crapfic was conceived.

William Shakespeare wrote:

Hawaiian Shirt wrote:

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Goku, the football star

All I need to hear.

By the time he had powered up, the game would already be over.

If he decided to go Super SpiderSayan, and he would have graduated... from college.

Chapter two starts with Mary Jane being dragged to the door by Normie Osborne (Harry’s son for the non-fans) he cackles evilly while asking Mary Jane what happened to her kids and husband. She tells him and he walks off still cackling evilly. He might be a bad guy in this chapter.

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As May and Goku walked to the school, Goku stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, a troubled expression on his face. May stopped as well and turned around.

"What's wrong Goku?" she asked with a smile. Goku shifted uncomfortably as he looked up at his sister.

“I need to go pee! And you made me stop going in trees last week!”

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"Is this normal?" Goku asked as he began to float in the air. May gasped as she grabbed Goku's hand and pulled him down. She looked around quickly as she looked at Goku with a surprised look.

"When did you learn how to do that?" May whispered.

"Last night I began to float in my sleep," Goku whispered, walking alongside May. "I woke up and realized that I was flying. It was awesome!"

"This doesn't leave between me and you Goku," May said, looking at Goku with a serious look. "Mom and Dad could never know."

WHY? I mean yeah, with comics the hero hardly lets people know that they have powers. But how are they going to keep their parents from finding out that one of them floats in his sleep? Though I guess all the blowing up weird shit and having a tail didn’t make Goku a weirdo already?

What happens later on has me wonder if May was dropped on her head in this universe.


Of course Peter is still holding that idiot ball he picked up about fourteen years ago.

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"That isn't possible," Peter choked out, dropping the paper. "Goku's spaceship was confiscated by the Fantastic Four 14 years ago. If this spaceship is here, that means someone else has arrived on Earth that must be connected to Goku somehow."

Peter Parker, genuis.

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"No!" Peter shouted, grabbing Phil's shoulder. "Why does this have to happen? All I wanted is for my kids to have a normal life, to not have to deal with all of this superhero madness. Now Goku will have to go through this garbage again. He was examined and watched his whole childhood, because of the chance he might be a threat. I won't let this ruin his high school life!"

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"I'll never learn what can I say?" Johnny said with a grin, looking at the menu. "So, you told me this was about Goku. What's going on with my god son? He never visits anymore, ever since he started playing football." Peter tossed the newspaper to Johnny, who looked at it in surprise. He looked at the front and looked at Peter with a worried look.

That’s right people, Goku is as normal as can be! It’s not like he has a super powered Godfather, can blow things up, can fly, AND HAS A FUCKING TAIL. I could buy someone thinking he’s a mutant, but noooo he’s All-American Football Star.

With a tail.

This is basically a Harry's Twin Sister fic... except even more stupid.

Peter being stupid enough to drop the kid must be the way the fangirl found out to explain why Goku wasn't rampaging around. He was sent to Earth to destroy it, remember?

Not to be confused with a Dragon Spider from Puzzle Quest.

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Welcome to Spider Dragon, The Power of Two! I want to apologize for the mistake I made when writing the first chapter, yes Goku is supposed to have a tail, but I completely forgot about it when writing this story. I will be fixing this at a later time, but for now I have decided to continue writing this.

“I know he has a tail and this story doesn’t make any sense at all, but I’m still writing it this way!”

This also means that yes... GOKU HAS A MONKEY TAIL.

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"Why are you drenched in sweat Goku?" May asked, a stern expression on her face. "You know you aren't supposed to work out in your school clothes..."
"Wow, mother alert," Davida whispered to Courtney as May blushed deeply.
"It's not that!" May argued, looking away. "It's just that I will get in trouble if he..."

Are we headed towards a May/Goku romance? Because this seems like the start of one. Gee, that’s not icky in any way. Of course maybe it’s just the fact that every female in the story is bowled over by Goku and his sexy seven foot spiked hair.

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"Hey beefcake," Davida teased, smilng at Goku. Courtney shyly looked away

A guy with long spiky hair blows up a wall of the school and walks inside screaming at Goku things such as “Hey everyone! Goku is an alien like meeeee!!!!! In fact we are brothers!!”

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Peter being stupid enough to drop the kid must be the way the fangirl found out to explain why Goku wasn't rampaging around. He was sent to Earth to destroy it, remember?

"He must have suffered a head injury," the man thought out loud as he looked at Goku with a serious look. "Kakarot, listen to me. You are a Saiyan, from the planet Vegeta, not this Goku Parker. And I am your true relative, not her. I am Raditz, your big brother."

Peter Parker, making babies lose both memories and brain cells by dropping them off of skyscrapers!

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"A human able to injure me?" Raditz thought, looking at May angrily. Suddenly, he tried to attack May and May felt a strange sensation go off in her head that told her to dodge. She did, and easily dodged Raditz's attack and landed on a wall next to the school. May looked down at the ground as she realized what she was doing.

“Oh hey look! I’m fighting! Of course since I’m a female in a fanfic I will only land a few more hits before needing to be saved by a man!”

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"I have no idea Goku," May said, looking at Raditz with a dark look. "But I won't lose here!" May then jumped from the wall and kicked Raditz in the face gracefully as she landed to the ground, looking up in a sort of pose.

How do you kick someone gracefully in the face? And I keep expecting May to turn into Sailor Moon or something from all the posing the girl has been doing.

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"We need to talk to Mom and Dad now," May said.

As May and Goku ran back to their home, they ran into Phil Urich, who was heading to the Parker household himself.
"May and Goku, what's going on guys?" Phil greeted as May and Goku pushed past him and ran into the house. They looked around as they seen that no one was in the house.
"Yeah, I came to tell you that your dad sent me to tell you that your mother went shopping and he will be home late tonight, so do not get into trouble," Phil said, looking into the house at the frightened teens. "Is everything ok?"
"We need to call the Fantastic Five, The Avengers, somebody!" Goku screamed as he looked at May in a panic.

JOHNNY STORM. IS .YOUR. GODFATHER. Why the hell doesn’t he pull out a phone and call the guy who a couple chapters ago was talking about how he was seeing less of Goku due to football?

Oh right, that would make sense.

As would Peter having left a note for his teenage children about having gone shopping.

I’m not even going to complain (much) about how no one seems to care about the whole ‘part of the school being blown away and an alien screaming about how Goku is another alien who has a job of killing off the entire Earth’ thing. Eh, it happens every day, no need to worry about some madman going after children.

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May has decided to become the Amazing Spider Girl! Will Goku decide to become a hero too? Or will he do what Raditz wants? Also, looking for suggestions for Goku's superhero name, thinking of maybe making him the Great Saiyaman, but please give me ideas. THANK YOU!

“Hey I’m trying to leave you in suspense but what do you think would make an awesome superhero name guys?!?”

Freezer wrote:

Not to be confused with a Dragon Spider from Puzzle Quest.

first thing that came to my mind was the Dragon from Fire Emblem II