Charlie Sheen lashes out at CBS execs in live DirecTV interview

TheHermit wrote:

I refuse to believe anyone involved in that show have anything resembling talent.

TheHermit wrote:

I refuse to believe...

That is why you fail.


Okay, so we don't like the characters. We don't like the storylines. We don't like the jokes. But it's a well-crafted show; the technical crew do their jobs skillfully. They don't deserve to have their abilities impugned because we don't like the writing.

Looks like Sheen's soon-to-be-former costars aren't the only ones getting caught in the crossfire; according to Yahoo!'s entertainment news service OMG, now the child protection folks out in Cali have taken his kids away...

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Charlie Sheen's Kids Removed By Police
by Erin Carlson - Wed Mar 2 2011, 6:45 AM PST

Charlie Sheen has surrendered his twin sons to estranged wife Brooke Mueller after she slapped him with a temporary restraining order. TMZ reports that police removed the toddlers, who turn 2 on March 15, from Sheen's L.A. manse late Tuesday, infuriating the actor.

"I am very concerned that he is currently insane," Mueller stated in legal documents. "I am in great fear that he will find me and attack me and I am in great fear for the children's safety with his care."

Sheen is not allowed to step within 100 yards of Mueller or the kids; according to legal documents, Sheen allegedly threatened Mueller with a very violent act while they were vacationing in the Bahamas last week.

A visibly angry Sheen denied her story in another interview on the "Today" show this morning. "I did not. That's a good one, I guess; I guess if you spend enough time around me, you can formulate things that could have come from my mouth. But you could do that watching reruns," he said, making an odd reference to his shuttered sitcom "Two and a Half Men."

Here's Charlie bringing the crazy once again....

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Charlie Sheen Reacts To Getting 'Two And A Half Men' Axe Via Text: 'It's Just Deplorable & They Should Be Ashamed!'
Mon Mar 7, 2:30 PM PST

Charlie Sheen has blasted his former bosses at "Two and a Half Men" after they fired him on Monday afternoon.

In his first interview since learning the news, Sheen told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush that his former bosses at Warner Bros. Television, which produces the show, did not contact him to break the news - he found out via technology.

"I got a text or something. Here's another thing -- these guys are such yellow cockroaches that they didn't even have the decency to call me. I put 5 bill[ion] in their cheap suit pockets and another half a bil' in what's-his-cheese's pockets and this is the... respect I get?" Sheen told Bush. "It's just deplorable and they should be ashamed of themselves!"

Sheen blamed his firing - not on his recent media onslaught - but on his former bosses not understanding the actor.

"Whatever. I guess if you can't process a guy, or realize his value, you must terminate him," Sheen told Bush. "That's real high-brow thinking, really evolved thinking. I don't know. It is what it is. I'm more worried about my children [Bob and Max] right now than any of this nonsense, you know."

That loud crack you just heard was the sound of millions of brains breaking simultaneously across the USA at the sheer temerity of Sheen's latest tirade.

He keeps the trolls more fat and healthy than all of us collectively have ever been able to.

Don't worry. He's incurred the wrath of Misha Collins. He's doomed. The minions alone will spill his tiger blood.

I thoroughly enjoy reading many of his quotes in the voice of Soldier from Team Fortress 2.

Hey hey

guys

How much coke does Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

He's been fired.

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After a weeks-long media circus that had Charlie Sheen attacking everything from Alcoholics Anonymous to Two and a Half Men’s co-creator Chuck Lorre, Warner Bros. Television has decided to fire the No. 1 comedy’s star.

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately," Warner Bros Television said in a statement Monday.

The only one who didn't see this coming is Charlie himself. If God Himself spoke out of a cloud saying "STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE," he'd just go on doing what he's doing. Until he dies.

He's even started taking potshots at Jon Cryer...

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Charlie Sheen lashes out at Jon Cryer, calling former co-star 'traitor'
March 8, 2011, 4:44 PM EST
Tim Kenneally
TheWrap.com

Charlie Sheen has turned his fire-breathing fists -- or at least his acid tongue -- toward Jon Cryer.

The newly unemployed "Two and a Half Men" star reached out to E! Online on Tuesday to lambaste his former co-star, calling Cryer a variety of unflattering names that start with "T."

Calling by phone from his home, aka "Sober Valley Lodge," Sheen fumed that Cryer had not shown him any support during his very public feud with "Men" creator Chuck Lorre and subsequent firing. Sheen said, "Jon has not called me. He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he's a troll. He issued a statement. Is it gonna take me calling him a 'traitor, juvenile and scared' for him to get it?"

EileenK98 wrote:

The only one who didn't see this coming is Charlie himself. If God Himself spoke out of a cloud saying "STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE," he'd just go on doing what he's doing. Until he dies.

You do realize he just made a shitload of money by being fired, right? If you wanna leave a show, this is exactly how to do it.

Penguin wrote:

EileenK98 wrote:

The only one who didn't see this coming is Charlie himself. If God Himself spoke out of a cloud saying "STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE," he'd just go on doing what he's doing. Until he dies.

You do realize he just made a shitload of money by being fired, right?

Most of which he'll have to spend on lawyers and hospital bills.

Penguin wrote:

EileenK98 wrote:

The only one who didn't see this coming is Charlie himself. If God Himself spoke out of a cloud saying "STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE," he'd just go on doing what he's doing. Until he dies.

You do realize he just made a shitload of money by being fired, right? If you wanna leave a show, this is exactly how to do it.

Which just makes him look like the biggest troll on the planet, like he had this whole thing planned from the beginning.

holy fucking shit

Seule wrote:

holy fucking shit

Haha oh man I don't know whether to laugh cry or run. The guy on the phone doesn't know how to react to the batshit insane wordvomit spewing from Sheen's hole. I almost feel bad for the guy, he seems well on his way to mental illness.

It's made even funnier by his occasional spurts of eloquence.

Charlie Sheen wrote:

And it disappeared like like like so many magicians rabbits.

My favorite part:

HAHA WHAT wrote:

I had more than fun, I had ME with it!

HAHAWHAT

Seule wrote:

holy fucking shit

Oh my
This guy is a long way down a slippery slope

Seule wrote:

holy fucking shit

Phones were built by trolls! Built by trolls!

TheHedonist wrote:

Seule wrote:

holy fucking shit

Haha oh man I don't know whether to laugh cry or run. The guy on the phone doesn't know how to react to the batshit insane wordvomit spewing from Sheen's hole. I almost feel bad for the guy, he seems well on his way to mental illness.

On his way? He's already there...and it looks like he'll be making an extended stay.

Seule wrote:

holy fucking shit

Aside from WBC vs. Anonymous, this has to be the most brilliant thing I've seen in a while.

He rants and rambles like the homeless guy who sleeps in the park next to my school.

His "Winning Cooking" thing was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen in my life.

Charlie Sheen : ❒Single ❒Taken ✔Winning

Lady Anne wrote:

He rants and rambles like the homeless guy who sleeps in the park next to my school.

Actually, I think the homeless guy might be more mentally stable than Sheen.

WINNING



WINNING WITH DUBSTEP