Godawful Answer Sites

I'm pretty sure we've all run across stupid, creepy or just plain ridiculous posts on Yahoo Answers, Ask.com, etc. (obligatory How is babby formed? link) So post them here. That's really all I have to say.

"Are you still considered a virgin if you hump?" Hmmm, that's a reasonable question. Good grammar, too. Let's see what the internet has to say.

Quote :

no u is not still a virgin becus if a boy and u even touch 1 another privacy u is not a virgin anymore and if u didnt kno dis answer y r u even thinking about humping so dnt even think about that until u is old enough and out of college and school ok so just keep your privacy 2 urself be cuz u never kno u might g3et pregnant on ur 1st time ok so jus dnt even touch a boy or girl ok

DON'T TOUCH ANYONE EVER. LIVE IN A BUBBLE. CLEANSE YOUR MIND OF THOUGHT CRIME. You don't want to get brain-pregnant!

We already have a thread for this here.

Last post: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:38 pm

IT'S DEAD JIM!

Knorg wrote:

Last post: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:38 pm

IT'S DEAD JIM!

And we've had a problem with necroposting on these forums since... When exactly?

You posted to this thread because the poster failed to go find a thread from well over a year ago and bump it, a thread that probably only yourself would be anal enough to care about, remember and say should be used... and you want to talk about problems?

That's funny shit.

So, to summarise: Necroposting? No problem. I do it all the time.

Post about ancient thread that failed to be necroposted? You, sir, have a problem.

Knorg wrote:

You posted to this thread because the poster failed to go find a thread from well over a year ago and bump it, a thread that probably only yourself would be anal enough to care about, remember and say should be used... and you want to talk about problems?

That's funny shit.

So, to summarise: Necroposting? No problem. I do it all the time.

Post about ancient thread that failed to be necroposted? You, sir, have a problem.

It was a page in, since this particular subforum isn't all that well used. You don't exactly have to go digging through to find it. I've seen exactly what I did here done more times than I can remember in the various incarnations of these forums over the years, yet you call me out because mine is old.

Calling out someone for doing the same thing other people do without so much as a word? And I'M the one with the problem here?

You certainly are!

Most questions posted there are like that.

Knight wrote:

Oh Knorg, I love you so!

Knorg wrote:

Not as much as I love you!

Hey you two, Valentine's Day was yesterday! You're going to have to tone it down a little in public.