For those of you wondering what it would take to get Barry Bonds in handcuffs....

Here's your answer, courtesy of Yahoo! Sports...

Quote :: Finally, The Man made something stick in his relentless quest to take down Barry Bonds.

And authorities just happened to crack down on the same night Bonds' beloved San Francisco Giants clinched their first World Series championship since 1954.

No, talking on a mobile telephone while driving a car doesn't pack the possible sentencing wallop of federal perjury, and it's not as juicy — juicy, hah! — as being caught with PEDs.

But it's still against the law, not to mention dangerous, and not even Major League Baseball's all-time home run king is above the law. What's funny about the above photo: It was snapped nearly four years ago. Look closely: Either Bonds is pretending to talk on the phone while driving or, doggone it, he's really doing so. He's a habitual! Oh, irony.