A Deviantart Fanart Thread (May be NWS)

I spend as little time as Deviantart as I possibly can.
However, I decided stupidly decided to look at fanart for things I like.
[All pictures from DA are also link backs to the original deviation]

The first thing I looked up was Red Dwarf...

If you're not familiar, this is the main cast:
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This is how they're portrayed:
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....wat
Ok, Rimmer did wear that dress in an episode... but was this art style necessary? Chris Barrie is not 'kawaii' no matter how you look at it.

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Lets for the moment, look over the fact that it's slash.
What the fuck happened to their faces.

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NO. RIMMER. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE, YOUR CHIN. WHAT? YOUR TORSO.

Moving on.

I decided, "I like football, Mesut Özil is kind of cute... but he isn't all that attractive... No one can mess that up."

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SON OF A BITCH

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Moving on.

Top Gear?
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How bad could it be?

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Uh...
Pretty much my reaction.


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I don't even...

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Oh bitch puh-leez.


I don't understand this... What has my life become?

TL;DR- Teenage girls make grown men 'kawaii'.

Has anyone else run across this?

Oh gawd...

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What has Garrus done to you? And what the hell is Kaiden drinking? I know that it glows, but this looks like urine samples, not booze.

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Hello super deformed butter-cream and blueberry ice cream scoop with a gun...

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Braigwen wrote:

Oh gawd...

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What has Garrus done to you? And what the hell is Kaiden drinking? I know that it glows, but this looks like urine samples, not booze.

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Hello super deformed butter-cream and blueberry ice cream scoop with a gun...

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Kaiden looks emaciated.


...The last one made me laugh a lot harder than it probably should have.

Braigwen wrote:

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This last one here is actually pretty awesome.

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AAAHH HE'S SUCKING HER SOUL OUT.

And his ear doesn't look at all like some kind of evil demonic pit.

Okay, guess who the man in this picture is. Come on, guess.

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Dr. Professor Science wrote:

AAAHH HE'S SUCKING HER SOUL OUT.

And his ear doesn't look at all like some kind of evil demonic pit.

Okay, guess who the man in this picture is. Come on, guess.

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WUT?! I was going to guess that guy from the Honeymooners, Jackie Gleason. I was NOT going to guess Stephen Fry.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Braigwen wrote:

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This last one here is actually pretty awesome.


AAAHH HE'S SUCKING HER SOUL OUT.

And his ear doesn't look at all like some kind of evil demonic pit.

Okay, guess who the man in this picture is. Come on, guess.

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I thought it was Stephen Fry because of the hair... I'm also watching QI which probably contributed.

What the fuck is with that picture... There's so much that disturbs me going on.

Let me just leave this here.

If I could describe in words how much I absolutely despise everything SquidBiscuit's ever drawn ever, this post would be much, much longer. Fortunately for you lot I can't find words that capture the exact amount of indescribable rage I posses for her "art".

MacCoinneach wrote:

Let me just leave this here.

If I could describe in words how much I absolutely despise everything SquidBiscuit's ever drawn ever, this post would be much, much longer. Fortunately for you lot I can't find words that capture the exact amount of indescribable rage I posses for her "art".

Isn't there a thread about her? lol, she makes me want to chew on barbed-wire

What the fucking shit is this?

oh god fuck squidbiscuit forever

sometimes you just need to rip the pencil out of someones hand and beat them with it

Oh my God, I'm going through her gallery.

NichoMas wrote:

Oh my God, I'm going through her gallery.

*pats you on the shoulder* I did that again yesterday, because I hate myself.

Squidbiscuit's already been posted about here. But she definitely mentions a merit here--if for no other reason than Captain Planet's childbearing hips.

your mom wrote:

NichoMas wrote:

Oh my God, I'm going through her gallery.

*pats you on the shoulder* I did that again yesterday, because I hate myself.

Tungsten Monk wrote:

Squidbiscuit's already been posted about here. But she definitely mentions a merit here--if for no other reason than Captain Planet's childbearing hips.

What the hell is with her Metalocalypse art... They have absolutely no hips at all in the show, and she gives them huge ass hips and pretty faces.
And she draws them a lot D:

NichoMas wrote:

What the hell is with her Metalocalypse art... They have absolutely no hips at all in the show, and she gives them huge ass hips and pretty faces.
And she draws them a lot D:

She seems to think EVERYONE needs massive hips, and to be pretty. She does not discriminate.

Here, let's play another guessing game. Who is this?

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Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Here, let's play another guessing game. Who is this?

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Whaaaat

I'm scared to search for Stephen Fry on Deviantart now.

What about Jeremy Clarkson?

And I searched for some Peter Gabriel a while ago, but most of it was Heroes fanart of Sylar and Peter Petrelli all p in each other's mouths so I stopped. I'm afraid to search again.

Just Chipper wrote:

What about Jeremy Clarkson?

And I searched for some Peter Gabriel a while ago, but most of it was Heroes fanart of Sylar and Peter Petrelli all p in each other's mouths so I stopped. I'm afraid to search again.

Well, the Top Gear stuff I found was bad enough... I won't dare to look for Jeremy Clarkson.
I just get frustrated that fangirls have to bastardize everyone that isn't 'ideal' looking. Jeremy Clarkson is a fifty year old man that looks like he's about sixty-five... but that's no excuse to draw him in a girly anime style to make him 'acceptable'.
If fangirls can't enjoy something for what it is without making it gay, or making them 'kawaii', they need to get out of that fandom because they obviously don't enjoy it for what it is. /rant
It's been a reoccurring theme lately, it seems like.
Edit to clarify:
I have nothing against fanfiction, or fanart... or slash, het or femmeslash. I do, however, have something against fans only into a fandom because they can slash people and make them cutesy.

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this gallery

I am so glad that I didn't have Deviant Art during my 'ZOMG MEGATRON IS DA SHIT!' phase.

Mafiosa wrote:

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this gallery

HOLY SHIT

THE FUCKING EYES

WHAT THE FUCK

*criiiiiiiiinge*

anime makes snape pretty

But... why...

WTF?

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I'm not sure whether to be aroused or seriously weirded out by this.

SlyChild wrote:

WTF?

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I'm not sure whether to be aroused or seriously weirded out by this.

If, upon seeing that...that, you have to ask yourself "Should I be fapping to this or running from it?" you need help. More help than anyone can give.

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SlyChild wrote:

WTF?

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I'm not sure whether to be aroused or seriously weirded out by this.

If, upon seeing that...that, you have to ask yourself "Should I be fapping to this or running from it?" you need help. More help than anyone can give.

My reaction was more along the lines of "I'd rather have the cookies, kthnxbi."

InkWeaver wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

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this gallery

HOLY SHIT

THE FUCKING EYES

WHAT THE FUCK

*criiiiiiiiinge*

anime makes snape pretty

But... why...

Holy shit the comments on the Snape one cracks me up.