Headless body/ bombs/ middle school = al qaida?

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In the dead of night, an explosion ripped through Evanston's Fitzsimmons Park, shaking houses and waking residents blocks away. Responding to calls of a possible blown transformer, police searched but found nothing The mystery didn't begin to unravel until more than an hour later Tuesday when resident Dale Wyatt made a grisly discovery He was walking his dog when it started pulling its leash. Near a playground he found a headless body

Fine Police work ... to have missed a bomb and a body, with bits splattered everywhere.

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"I was kind of freaked out," Wyatt said. "This was the last thing I expected. ..."

On on top of the list that he was expecting was a two lesbians making out on a unicorn.

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Many parents were upset the district did not move faster in handling the emergency, said Eileen Budde, a Nichols PTA president, who shared their concerns.

I have to congratulate the PTA for causing a bigger uproar about the school than the presence of a decapitated bomber.

he'll never be the head of a major corporation
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LINK PLEASE

Man, I'm disappointed, I saw the title of this and I thought that a headless body had bombed a middle school.

...Don't tell me I was the only one who thought that.

Grunge wrote:

he'll never be the head of a major corporation

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Grunge wrote:

he'll never be the head of a major corporation

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

*punches Mikey in the face*

Just thought I should get there first.

Malganis wrote:

Man, I'm disappointed, I saw the title of this and I thought that a headless body had bombed a middle school.

...Don't tell me I was the only one who thought that.

You're not.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Grunge wrote:

he'll never be the head of a major corporation

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

*punches Mikey in the face*

Just thought I should get there first.

Calm down, Harley, there's no sense in blowing up and losing our heads over this.

TheHermit wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Grunge wrote:

he'll never be the head of a major corporation

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

*punches Mikey in the face*

Just thought I should get there first.

Calm down, Harley, there's no sense in blowing up and losing our heads over this.

Then again, Harley has always been a bit of a headcase, hasn't she? Always goes with her gut instinct and runs headlong into whatever her first knee-jerk reaction tells her to do. You'd think that hanging around on this board would make her more levelheaded, but alas...

Malganis wrote:

Man, I'm disappointed, I saw the title of this and I thought that a headless body had bombed a middle school.

...Don't tell me I was the only one who thought that.

Well, I thought the topic was "headless body / bodiless head" when I saw the excerpt on the main forums.

Maybe I've been in Belfast too long, but I automatically thought "Al Qaeda? Pah, probably the feckin IRA".

Jay/Cris wrote:

TheHermit wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Grunge wrote:

he'll never be the head of a major corporation

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

*punches Mikey in the face*

Just thought I should get there first.

Calm down, Harley, there's no sense in blowing up and losing our heads over this.

Then again, Harley has always been a bit of a headcase, hasn't she? Always goes with her gut instinct and runs headlong into whatever her first knee-jerk reaction tells her to do. You'd think that hanging around on this board would make her more levelheaded, but alas...

Acting like she does certainly isn't a way to get ahead in life.

Oh god, please stop, I can't stand the puns anymore...

I heading out.

Azzandra wrote:

Oh god, please stop, I can't stand the puns anymore...

I heading out.

This is a guy who knows how to blow a scene.

Azzandra wrote:

Oh god, please stop, I can't stand the puns anymore...

Yup. I can't rememember a time when we've had less fun with puns.

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"It woke us up immediately," she said. "We thought it was a transformer exploding. Either that, or lightning. It sounded like a boom, and the house actually shook."

Megatron?!