Hey, Baby

Bamshalam wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

Mr.Doobie wrote:

I actually played the game now.

One guy said to me "Hey, nice crotch."

Do people even say that? Seriously? That's like the time I heard this guy hit on a girl by telling her she had a "pretty mouth". I didn't know people actually said things like that!

I once got "Hey, sexy cunt, can I put my dick in your arse?"

It didn't even make any sense.

I had a man mutter at me that he'd "lick dat ass all night long". It was gross and the polar opposite of sexy.

I've always wondered, do those lines work with any woman? I wouldn't think so. But, yet, they use them. So they must be getting them somewhere, right? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Mr.Doobie wrote:

I've always wondered, do those lines work with any woman? I wouldn't think so. But, yet, they use them. So they must be getting them somewhere, right? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

That's why I asked those questions upthread. I really, really don't understand what the goal of it is.

ZoZo wrote:

Mr.Doobie wrote:

I've always wondered, do those lines work with any woman? I wouldn't think so. But, yet, they use them. So they must be getting them somewhere, right? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

That's why I asked those questions upthread. I really, really don't understand what the goal of it is.

I've always believed - though I've never stuck around someone who'd say something like that long enough to find out - that they're intended to humiliate and sicken. Because I think they effect they have is the one they're intended to have.

Lexin wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

Mr.Doobie wrote:

I've always wondered, do those lines work with any woman? I wouldn't think so. But, yet, they use them. So they must be getting them somewhere, right? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

That's why I asked those questions upthread. I really, really don't understand what the goal of it is.

I've always believed - though I've never stuck around someone who'd say something like that long enough to find out - that they're intended to humiliate and sicken. Because I think they effect they have is the one they're intended to have.

Or because many things sound like a good idea when you're drunk. (Hanlon's Razor, people.)

They're rarely drunk though, gaij. As far as I can tell, they're sober.

"I WANT TO RAPE YOU BITCH" is right up with "who put a pubic hair in my coke?" in the list of things no one says outside of lifetime movies. Whoever made that game needs help before she shoots up a gym.

Yeah, because ALL men are out there to potentially attempt to screw you. And of course, the ONLY way a woman can possibly deal with this is with a high-powered automatic weapon. Nobody bats an eyelid, either. There seems to be no point or purpose to the game - nothing damages you so you can't lose, and there's no ultimate goal so you can't win. I suppose it could potentially act as a diversion for women who wanted to let off a bit of steam, but I can't see it being entertaining for more than a few minutes. It'd get boring quickly.

What would be interesting, however, is a Grand Theft Auto type game which casts you as a woman, and you do missions like the other GTA games, but you get people who approach you in that way. You could choose how to react, but if you kill them then you have to face the same repercussions as you do in the other GTA games. Some would just swagger and make lewd remarks, but others would attempt to assault and rape you in a dark alley. You'd still get the whole rival gangs/jobs/story etc.

It'd be an interesting take on the franchise, as I don't think any GTA game has cast the player as a female character yet.

V3N0M wrote:

"I WANT TO RAPE YOU BITCH" is right up with "who put a pubic hair in my coke?" in the list of things no one says outside of lifetime movies. Whoever made that game needs help before she shoots up a gym.

Way necro an almost 3 year old thread.

Reidmar wrote:

V3N0M wrote:

"I WANT TO RAPE YOU BITCH" is right up with "who put a pubic hair in my coke?" in the list of things no one says outside of lifetime movies. Whoever made that game needs help before she shoots up a gym.

Way necro an almost 3 year old thread.

: Almost every thread here is at lead 3 years old.

Also, lol at cyberbitch throwing the same tantrums 3 years later.

V3N0M wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

V3N0M wrote:

"I WANT TO RAPE YOU BITCH" is right up with "who put a pubic hair in my coke?" in the list of things no one says outside of lifetime movies. Whoever made that game needs help before she shoots up a gym.

Way necro an almost 3 year old thread.

: Almost every thread here is at lead 3 years old.

Also, lol at cyberbitch throwing the same tantrums 3 years later.

omg honey which loveshy were you

omg omg omg

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OH MY GOD AND HE ENDS IT WITH THE QUEENY-ASS "BITCH" SMILE

omg

Do I have probably cause or am I just having fun lol

Disco Stu wrote:

Do I have probably cause or am I just having fun lol

I persued the thread to see if I would see it, but then I got distracted by

SPQR wrote:

Generally No, it doresnt.

In retrospect it looks like the whole Love-Shy thing was us getting trolled by Goofy.

V3N0M wrote:

"I WANT TO RAPE YOU BITCH" is right up with "who put a pubic hair in my coke?" in the list of things no one says outside of lifetime movies.

You'd be surprised...

Well, this thread was an interesting read I'll give it that.

This gives me an idea though, I like the GTA thing. I heard they may be doing it with 5 or maybe I'm wrong?

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

V3N0M wrote:

"I WANT TO RAPE YOU BITCH" is right up with "who put a pubic hair in my coke?" in the list of things no one says outside of lifetime movies.

You'd be surprised...

I'm surprised you still haven't figured out that you aren't living in a lifetime movie.

V3N0M wrote:

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

V3N0M wrote:

"I WANT TO RAPE YOU BITCH" is right up with "who put a pubic hair in my coke?" in the list of things no one says outside of lifetime movies.

You'd be surprised...

I'm surprised you still haven't figured out that you aren't living in a lifetime movie.

Really?

BRB, murdering my wife/girlfriend/misc other female character

V3N0M wrote:

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

V3N0M wrote:

"I WANT TO RAPE YOU BITCH" is right up with "who put a pubic hair in my coke?" in the list of things no one says outside of lifetime movies.

You'd be surprised...

I'm surprised you still haven't figured out that you aren't living in a lifetime movie.

Ways to tell whether you're in a movie or not:

1) shoot at a car, and see if it explodes.
2) check the local phone book for any numbers that don't start '555'
3) break into the house of a known terrorist, raid the place, kill all of his men and have a major showdown with the bad guy himself, and when it's all over (assuming you win), listen out for police sirens. If for some reason you don't win, look for timely assistance from an unexpected source.

If any of the above are true, you probably are living in a movie.

Cunovendus wrote:

V3N0M wrote:

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

V3N0M wrote:

"I WANT TO RAPE YOU BITCH" is right up with "who put a pubic hair in my coke?" in the list of things no one says outside of lifetime movies.

You'd be surprised...

I'm surprised you still haven't figured out that you aren't living in a lifetime movie.

Ways to tell whether you're in a movie or not:

1) shoot at a car, and see if it explodes.
2) check the local phone book for any numbers that don't start '555'
3) break into the house of a known terrorist, raid the place, kill all of his men and have a major showdown with the bad guy himself, and when it's all over (assuming you win), listen out for police sirens. If for some reason you don't win, look for timely assistance from an unexpected source.

If any of the above are true, you probably are living in a movie.

Cunovendus wrote:

Ways to tell whether you're in a Lifetime movie or not:

1) shoot at a car, and see if it explodes. you hit a single mother instead.
2) check the local phone book for any numbers that don't start '555'. Dial the first one and murder the woman it belongs to.
3) break into the house of a a known terrorist your ex-wife, raid the place, kill her, kidnap the children and have a major showdown with the bad guy himself, and when it's all over (assuming you win), listen out for police sirens. If for some reason you don't win, look for timely assistance from an unexpected source.

If any of the above are true, you probably are living in a Lifetime movie.

FTFY

Okay, I confess. I don't actually know what a "Lifetime movie" is. Can someone explain it to me?

Lifetime is a terrible television channel.

Ah, okay. That makes sense now.

It is generally considered to be a channel "for women" but I don't know any woman who actually watches it. It is pretty much universally terrible.

A Lifetime Movie takes every character you've ever seen that has no personality, no motivation, and no clue about anything and sticks every one of them into either a small town or an apartment building.

Add to that, a plot that would make no sense unless you started hammering nails with your forehead, twists that go nowhere and have to be shoehorned into the story, and dialogue so forced you'd swear someone was trying to shove your head through a solid pane of glass one millimeter at a time.

Finish up with a resolution that comes out of nowhere, is not earned, and has no meaning aside from what the stock inexplicable narrator tells you it is, and you have a Lifetime Movie.

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no personality, no motivation, and no clue about anything

Sounds like half the people here, unless clopping, lamenting the "plight" of attention whore "grrl gamerz," and running around like chickens every time someone says sometihng politically incorrect counts as personality.

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It is generally considered to be a channel "for women" but I don't know any woman who actually watches it. It is pretty much universally terrible.

I do but I'm not naming names.

V3N0M wrote:

Sounds like half the people here (...) lamenting the "plight" of attention whore "grrl gamerz"

...about 97.4% of the people here are girls, you numbnut.