Twilight Fans' Vampire Addiction Affecting Relationships

I heard Pattinson wear's extensions go get his hair like that.

Ew @ a smelly, greasy weave.

I'd like to see an ad in which the Burger King beats up both Edward and Jacob.

Ain't the burger king, but settle for The Count?

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Fair warning to WA residents: If I return to find it still awash in Twilight bullshit, I am burning the whole state to the ground to purify it.

And Utah, out of spite.

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"If there is a chemical that's released when you're falling in love, your brain has it when you're reading or watching 'Twilight.' You get that utopic feeling of first love and you want to experience it over and over again," one 50-year-old former engineer who has experienced her own "Twilight"-related marital problems, said.

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaah, no.

There was definitely a chemical released the first time I fell in love. We stared deep into each other's eyes, felt the emotion wash over us, and then... simultaneous farts. In that moment, we both knew it was meant to be.

Call me skeptical, but I don't think you can get that from a book.

Sheba wrote:

SlyChild wrote:

I call "Homicidal Hard-on" as a band name.

I swear someone snarked a fic by that name once.....

Also, Pattison's hair does not stay the way it is by means of gel--according to an interview he simply doesn't wash it. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

As if I needed any more reasons to loathe Twilight. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Chris91 wrote:

As if I needed any more reasons to loathe Twilight. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Chris91 wrote:

As if we needed any further reason to detest Chris-Chan. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Please, at least attempt to vary your syntax even if the message is exactly the same.