You laugh, you lose.

I don't even know how I would go about painting something where the man's mouth has a fever but the man himself doesn't.

I'm more preoccupied with stuffing lepers in a can. Probably because it's the only one I can reasonably imagine.

grmblfjx wrote:

Spoiler:

I lost.

Off notalwaysright.com:

You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 3
Morgue | Orlando, FL, USA

Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”

Customer: “Can I speak to the butcher department, please?”

Me: “The butcher department?”

Customer: “Yeah, I decided I don’t want the big turkey any more.”

Me: “Uh, ma’am, this is the city morgue.”

That reminds me of something.


I call a friend, some dude picks up, I figure it's her brother/father/uncle, etc.

Me: Hello, is Natalia there?

Him: Who?

Me: Er, Natalia.

Him: *chuckles* Doll, this is a funeral home. We ain't got Natalia yet, but we've got Rosa and Maria.

Me: GUH OKAYTHANKYOUBYE


I find it quite amusing now.

I totally lost. Now I shall have to make myself a cup of strung corfeh in order to recover.

*snerk*

oh god make that go away

that guy looks so much like my uncle

guh

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If that guy starts singing "Always", I may have to hide in my dark corner until doomsday...

OH HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND ELSEWHERE


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I have to say, though, that the pink rubber assless chaps and harness are a much better choice than the flappy crop top and metallic zebra speedos.

From the Let's Horribly Break Pokemon Blue Let's Play:

Quote :

Yeah okay I think we're done here. We got the Pokegod, shown off what
weird stuff it did, and now it's poisoned pikachu. We're gonna run, you
ok pikachu?

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I'll take that as a "No".

This…Is…Spyware!
Electronics Store | Texas, USA

Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”

Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”

Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”

Me: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”

Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”

Me: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”

Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”

Me: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”

Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”

Me: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.”

LOL Grumbles.

AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW, I lost in two games at once.