You laugh, you lose.

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Evolution Fucked Your Shit Up: Some (50) fucking weird animals. Some of them we've seen... some we haven't (or, I haven't, anyway).

This might be my new reaction image:

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Why bacon is better than true love.

^ I was expecting something like the argument for a cheese sandwich being better than God.

(Nothing is better than God {by definition}; a cheese sandwich is better than nothing.)

The Twenty Funniest Faces Made During Figure Skating. Includes gems like these.

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Samba de Amigo dancer

What's amazing is that he actually A-ranked despite getting WAY too much into the game...

^ I saw that earlier, and I had to show the whole office to explain why I was giggling so hard.

Real werewolves look like Taylor Lautner!

This, unfortunately, is not an actual DUI stop. But it's pretty funny anyway.

It's a clip from Reno 911! at that.

So. Saleha recently pointed me towards some wank where Na'vi otherkin were offended by not being taken seriously by "normal" otherkin...

yeah, let that sink in....

...so some people might be aware of the phenomenon. Today I tried to find that NAVISECUTION post again (which I haven't) and stumbled across this lovely piece of trolling:

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Hello Na'Vi.

First, let me begin by stating that I take your claims very seriously. I have to admit that I was surprised to learn that the creatures depicted in James Cameron's film were real, but many years of service have taught me to give pause and seriously consider claims which many may at first regard as ludicrous; this has served me well throughout my career and lead to opportunities which countless others have overlooked.

My name is John Briault III. I am a Colonel in the United States Army. I am here to inform you that I've discussed the matter of your existence with my colleagues and we have determined that, if you truly are real, so must be Pandora and the precious, levitating mineral Unobtanium. This obviously poses a significant resource, of which we must take immediate advantage. I am here to declare war on your people and announce that we will be invading your planet, and your enormous tree, very shortly.

Unfortunately, my men and I cannot find your world on any astral charts. Would you be so kind as to tell us your location?

Edit: Found it.



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On the topic of traffic stops which aren't made up, 'World's Wildest Police Videos" had a clip with a Texan who was so drunk he was driving in the wrong lane at 5-10 mph on rims with a road sign embedded in the grill. When pulled over, he was wearing a cowboy hat, staggering, and smoking THE WRONG END of a cigarette.
"I can explain that. It's hers"
"Hers who?"
"The girl"
He was convinced he was driving a girl home. There was no-one else in the car. Next best part:
"Would you like to walk this line for me?"
"I... I can't!" *tears*
"Can you please, sir, just try to-"
*sniff* "I don't... I can't" *sob*

What was really strange was how laid-back the officer was. I guess he figured anyone that sloppy wasn't a problem except to himself.

Nobody believed her, so she had to record the proof.

The best meme ever:

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^ Amazing.

On the subject of TF2,

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I have an embarrassing number of TF2 comics saved to my computer.