Man marries his dying cat

No, seriously.

Continuing the trend of insanity in men named Uwe,

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A German man has unofficially married his cat after the animal fell ill and vets told him it might not live much longer, Bild newspaper reports.
It says Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros (£260,$395) to officiate at the ceremony, as marrying an animal is illegal in Germany.
Mr Mitzscherlich said he had wanted to tie the knot before his asthmatic cat Cecilia died.
The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years.
"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," Mr Mitzscherlich, a postman from the eastern town of Possendorf, told Bild.
Actress Christin-Maria Lohri, who officiated the ceremony, was quoted as saying: "At first I thought it was a joke. But for Mr Mitzscherlich it's a dream come true".

If you want to see a video of the ceremony (involving one irate looking cat wearing a wedding dress), here's a German news video. I don't speak German but I got the gist of it, so don't worry too much about that.

For once, it is not Japan.

Princess wrote:

For once, it is not Japan.

They marry anime characters instead

You mean pillows with anime characters printed on them.

On the plus side: the pillow won't die from asthma.

In b4 wedding night jokes.

why

...I hope they are very happy together, I guess.

I just feel sorry for this guy.

saeku wrote:

...I hope they are very happy together, I guess.

Hey, at least now there's a precedent for you to marry my rabbit. You have to get a rabbit-sized tux, though.

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Similar size, no?

"People Who Love Their Pets Too Much," on the next Jerry Springer. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

grmblfjx wrote:

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Similar size, no?

Woofie, you bitch!

And you laughed when they said gay marriage would lead to people marrying animals.

One can only wonder how the honeymeown went.

^Here's hoping they skipped that.

I hope their wedding night was purrfect.

Incidentally, Mal, I'm never going to forgive you for that BeastForum thing, because now I can't pretend that nobody out there is fapping to this.

As Janeane Garofolo's character in the Truth About Cats and Dogs said, "You can love your pets, just don't loooove your pets."

Malganis wrote:

In b4 wedding night jokes.

Just Chipper wrote:

One can only wonder how the honeymeown went.

Miss Misery wrote:

I hope their wedding night was purrfect.

Can I call 'em or can I call 'em?

gaijinguy wrote:

Incidentally, Mal, I'm never going to forgive you for that BeastForum thing, because now I can't pretend that nobody out there is fapping to this.

Malganis wrote:

Malganis wrote:

In b4 wedding night jokes.

Just Chipper wrote:

One can only wonder how the honeymeown went.

Miss Misery wrote:

I hope their wedding night was purrfect.

Can I call 'em or can I call 'em?

You're just looking for a licking aren't you, you smug bastard? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]