(NWS) Vulva Original- for when smelling like your own vulva is just not enough.

You need to watch the video to get the full effect. Trust me. Obviously NSFW

It's a perfume. That smells like vulva. You can buy it. And smell like vulva.

Can I stop saying the word vulva? I hate that word.

Vulva.

So, we've gone from trying to make our vulvas smell like flowers to making ourselves smell like vulvas. I'd say that's coming (hurrr) full circle, but whatever.

At least this gives everyone an excuse to make "You're a giant vagina" jokes and actually have them possess some basis in reality.

Also, how exactly would you standardize the smell of cooch? I would think that every woman's would smell somewhat differently, just like everyone's scent is somewhat different on the rest of their body.

Malganis wrote:

Also, how exactly would you standardize the smell of cooch? I would think that every woman's would smell somewhat differently, just like everyone's scent is somewhat different on the rest of their body.

Well kind of. But the smell of armpit varies by person, but you always know you're smelling armpit.

I imagine they probably just took swabs from the pole at a strip club.

Ugh XD

The guy sniffing the bicycle seat pretty much had me: D: D: D:

So she wans to smell like that part of her body she just stuffed into spandex, sat on and sweat on for over an hour?

Seriously?

Most people use showers to avoid that smell at all costs and she wants to roll in it.

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Paris Hilton just found her new cash cow.

InkWeaver wrote:

The guy sniffing the bicycle seat pretty much had me: D: D: D:

He's violating Space Corps directives.

Jesus. wrote:

You need to watch the video to get the full effect. Trust me. Obviously NSFW

It's a perfume. That smells like vulva. You can buy it. And smell like vulva.

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But when it comes time to Pon Farr, you'll be all over that, amirite

Uh, no.

Nihilist wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Uh, no.

Have you ever tried Queso de Pichacorta?

You're sick, Nil, you know that? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I'll give it to them that the beginning of the commercial is kind of hot, but the sniffing? Yeeeeeah no.

If I want to smell like a vulva, I do have one of my own. :-\

Is this shit actually for sale or is this one of those 'concept' commercials where the product never actually gets made?

You know, the seat sniffing is bad, but given that perfume (and jewelry) commercials are pretty godawful... well, given the way this shit is usually marketed, it's not THAT bad, y'know?

I want a perfume that smells like someone's asshole.

rae wrote:

I'll give it to them that the beginning of the commercial is kind of hot, but the sniffing? Yeeeeeah no.

If I want to smell like a vulva, I do have one of my own. :-\

Is this shit actually for sale or is this one of those 'concept' commercials where the product never actually gets made?

I'm 99.9% sure you can actually buy this. Of course, I'm not spending over 20 (euros?) to buy it for myself, so thats the .1% of doubt.

Dick Powers wrote:

I want a perfume that smells like someone's asshole.

Just fart a lot.

Dick Powers wrote:

I want a perfume that smells like someone's asshole.

Anybody in particular?

ZoZo wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

I want a perfume that smells like someone's asshole.

Anybody in particular?

This man;

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Dick Powers wrote:

I want a perfume that smells like someone's asshole.

its called axe

SirDixonDongs wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

I want a perfume that smells like someone's asshole.

its called axe

I've always found axe to smell like a pit of shit and piss that has been festering for 100 days, and not like a big, sweaty, hairy Russian man's brown starfish.

Dick Powers wrote:

SirDixonDongs wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

I want a perfume that smells like someone's asshole.

its called axe

I've always found axe to smell like a pit of shit and piss that has been festering for 100 days, and not like a big, sweaty, hairy Russian man's brown starfish.

uh

there's like zero difference

SirDixonDongs wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

SirDixonDongs wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

I want a perfume that smells like someone's asshole.

its called axe

I've always found axe to smell like a pit of shit and piss that has been festering for 100 days, and not like a big, sweaty, hairy Russian man's brown starfish.

uh

there's like zero difference

Hairy Russian Starfish has a slight hint of malt to it while Festering Piss and Shit has notes of citrus.

SirDixonDongs wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

I spend my days sniffing buttholes.

A pit of piss and shit isn't a butthole, it's a pit of piss and shit.