Man attempts to rob hairdresser, becomes sex slave

Really not sure how to react to this.

Uh... O_o

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She then plied him with viagra and "raped" him numerous times over the following four days.

Why is raped in quotes.

Interestingly enough, that exact question was asked on the forum where I first found this story.

I think it was also asked here the last time this story was posted. On the House, maybe?

I think the consensus was, "silly, women can't rape men," or something to that effect. Complete with eyerolling and capslock of raeg.

old news is fucking old

If this has been up before, I didn't see it. Probably because the thread title can't have been anywhere near as brilliant as Wolf's.

Sounds like the plot of a really bad hentai.

Dick Powers wrote:

Sounds like Probably is the plot of a really bad hentai.

FTFY

Nihilist wrote:

..the vagina is designed to be perceptive, except with about 10 pages of evopsych tl;dr.

I would certainly hope the vagina would be able to perceive when penetration is occurring.

That'll teach him not to rob hairdressers. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Wolf wrote:

Nihilist wrote:

..the vagina is designed to be perceptive, except with about 10 pages of evopsych tl;dr.

I would certainly hope the vagina would be able to perceive when penetration is occurring.

Sentient vaginae.

Wolf wrote:

Nihilist wrote:

..the vagina is designed to be perceptive, except with about 10 pages of evopsych tl;dr.

I would certainly hope the vagina would be able to perceive when penetration is occurring.

... are we back to talking about vaginas with eyes now? Those are certainly less useful than vaginas with teeth.

Am I the only one reminded of Pulp Fiction?